A Message to Donald Trump....

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Mariners. Blue Jays. Either one is fine by me.

ICE agents are hiding their face because they know once this is all over, they will be held accountable.

Just realized I saw the first and final field flags of the season irl. Sigh. Not even close to over it.

WE’RE TALKIN’ ABOUT THE FIGHTINS HERE

Certainly didn't end the way we wanted but was I obsessed with the bell and the sunset pinks and the skyline reds yes yes I was. If only for the mental health of an already persistently unhinged city, they gotta get the dub tomorrow. Worst case scenario: come home tied and end them in five.

M*ts: spend $1B in free agency and prob miss the playoffs. Phillies: sell 18,000 tix (poss releasing more) at $10 a piece so fans can watch an intrasquad game leading into the playoffs. We are not the same.

One day we will wake up to his obituary.