a man telling a woman you should smile more should be a federal offense

This is the most aspirational the liberal imagination is ever allowed to be

Excited for Bovino and his new office.

You ever get so paranoid that someone online isn't real because you stayed up and night from stress of stalker contacting you then it comes up with tattoo artist and she's supportive but can tell you're wired. And you got adhd and trying to be hyper vigilant about speaking with women about sex

I'm not saying we need a S3 of rogue one, about Vel or Kleya or Box or anything. But we need that kind of energy is star wars. For women specifically. I love it now but season 2 was very much a mixed bag for women. Specifically cus it tried to speak for and to men

Ok listen we've had a lot of fun at the expense of liberal white women, both on the left and right. Bcs they're an easy target whoever you are, bcs of privilege like she said. But she fucking COOKED here 🔥

Well now…a word.

I'm a dropout but I'm fairly sure I could destroy Jordan Peterson in a debate about just about any subject of his chosing. It's not hard, the man is an unhinged fascist benzo addict. You can so easily get him untethered and raging. Should not be point of conversation, but that's bloodsports debate

Deaf to the IDF, with an F. May you be struck deaf by your guns and bombs. May they never hear the voice of their loved ones again, while the children of Gaza learn to hear the sounds of birds again. Let the Palestinians mourn their losses and return to your families who you can still hug.

#Andor Hot take, what if Cinta had been the one to pull off this sick heist? What if we actually got to see this "blooded fearless warrior" mow down stormtroopers before she goes out in some goofy accident like my boy Boba. Obvi Boba's still alive so gimme that Cinta series whenever Disney

I always forget how brazenly intellectually dishonest people on social media can be. We've become mind poisoned by Jubilee Peterson Weinstein bullshit to the point where we can't even hold a conversation, it's all just word sorcery BS. What a sad state of affairs

BTW every single person who's now posting "none of this would have happened under Kamala" absolutely would have supported it happening under Kamala as long as she got congressional approval

Seriously? Even know, when half the democrats haven't even worked up the courage to condemn this illegal kidnapping of a foreign head of state, or have only done so in the most mealy mouthed terms, we're still doing this smug condescending liberal thing? Fuck off bro

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Real hip-hop heads know Queen Latifah and Lauryn Hill belong in the greatest rapper of all time conversation. Ain't no need to put female in front of it either

I know making fun of France is funny and trendy among the left but my goat never washed* *Aside from that one thing in Haiti. And Algeria. Also Tunisia, Mali, Niger, Chad...

"Why can't I marry Serana? Why does Serana nerf my vampire lord form?" Well gee average male Skyrim player, maybe if you listened to the words coming out her mouth instead of staring at her tits you'd know the answer. Am I the only video game player who actually listens to dialogue anymore?

You ever feel like every person in your life secretly hates you and is purposefully ghosting you? No? That's not normal? I have a laundry list of severe untreated mental illnesses? Oh aight, word

At least Bush had the decency to blow up the twin towers first...

Why does Expedition 33's "skip turn" not function like DnD's "hold action"? PUTAIN DE MERDE

If Trump dont end the way Mussolini did then Italian Americans don't get to call themselves Italian no more. They gotta put down the hair gel and leather jackets, start talking like the rest of the whites. Irish Americans are already done bcs all of Boston should be on fire till Palestine is free

God I can't wait for Americans to learn about the guillotine. This frenchy will send you diagrams if you need them ♥️

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

The best part about Expedition 33 is letting out a string of French cursing every time I die and being 100% lore accurate. Also, Charlie Cox has a pretty decent putain de merde. Like it's not perfect but pretty good for a Brit

Love that man! Made this sticker for my guitar when I was 14 years old, to the dismay of my parents

Lots of people love Labi Siffre, but none of them ever talk about how fucked up it is that Bless the Telephone is only a minute and a half!

Name a non-LotR character who could resist the One Ring

Ah yes, the two guys who wrote and preformed "White man" would love Charlie Kirk

An hour into Clair Obscur and it's very fun so far. I think the mix of turn based and qte combat is pretty creative and spices up a format many people find boring. Can 2026 be the year we leave surly bland white man protagonists behind tho? Once you've played one you've played them all

Dead Man Wake Up might not be as good a movie as the previous two Knives Out, but it speaks directly to the soul of every raised Christian person in America who isn't a racist misogynistic homophobic bigot. And I love it for thar

i love taking my medication and vitamins at completely random intervals every day. it keeps my body on edge

"What if I'm more human than demigod" That's a good thing Percy!!! Every good trait you have comes from your human mother. Every flaw is from your goldy father

Homer was 1000% a woman cus no modern adaptation has ever been able to do Circe or Calypso justice. Every attempt just convinces me of this fact more

I WOULD GIVE MY LIFE FOR THALIA GRACE

My wife will kill every one of the gods, starting with Zeus Poseidon and Athena, for everything they put their children through. Luke was 100% right, his only mistake was trusting Chronos

My heart wasn't built for live action percy jackson because what do you mean that tiny little child is Annabeth????

Not to be confused with the Old Republic's scoundrel of the year, Mission Vao

I saw this pic and thought they'd recast Geralt AGAIN 😂 I really gotta watch our flag means death

"Broo Avatar is so based, it's such a complex critique of US imperialism. It totally exposes Israel too!" It's literally just Disney's Pocahontas with the natives painted blue, calm down Justin

Everyone who voted for Markle over DIDDY should be put on a list. And I'm only saying that because it's the holidays and I'm in a good mood, any other time I'd have a much more radical solution in mind

Do people still do promosky posts? I made a blue sky account after leaving Twitter and then just didn't interact with it at all for a few monts so now I got a dead account with just a few of my really close twitter moots lol

My brother just told my mom to shut up right in front of my dad and he didn't even react. When I was 8 years old and freshly adopted from an abusive father my dad threatened to make me homeless because I made a joke about her weight

How it feels arguing with woke Avatar fans

I'm vehemently against child abuse, but when my little cousins told me Padmé sucks I'm ngl I understood why people beat their kids

Lmao

I just uninstalled Hades 2. Loved that game so much but jst like every mythology adaptation written in the 21st century it's weak male centered garbage that isn't capable of producing female characters half as complex as those of the source material. Such a disappointment, but I've gotten used to it

Men need to get it through their thick skulls and into their chimp peanut brains that they simply aren't smart enough to understand greek mythology, let alone adapt it

If I had a death note....

Elon's laugh is bone chilling. Reminds me of how in Frieren demons only developed language as a means of deceit and don't actually care about meaning. The man laughs like a shape shifting alien who's trying to convince you it's human so you'll let your guard down.

Obi-Wan fans when Obi-Twice and Obie Trice walk in: