That feeling when you tell your husband that we should write each other's first name and phone numbers on our arms tomorrow. Husband says "I *know* your number - I can dial it." "What if you're not conscious?"

Narrator: Danny was growing up

I'm Sally Struthers. This poor national guard soldier was late for the AUSA convention and is now lost and terrified. For only 87 cents a day, you can help a poor, lost, and lonely soldier. Won't you help?

We can't do our job, so you deserve to lose yours.

Hi, I'm Chris Pratt, you might know me as "Star-Lord". But there's nothing "Star-Lord" about the attacks of October 7th, 2023,

Troy is a wonderful person who was super helpful in correcting an abuse survivor about the form of abuse he suffered. Charming.

Conversion therapy presumes the therapist knows the middle and end of the story before they even get through the beginning -- much less the prequel.

When you'd rather have a dead kid than a queer one, allowing conversion therapy practices makes total sense. They don't want to deal with a living queer kid; they want to mourn the imaginary one they don't have.

To all my fellow gays who argue that SCOTUS won't take away our right to marry... When they allow conversion therapy, they are poised to take away our right to *exist*

Well, it looks like the Supreme Court is about to legalize torturing gay & trans children in the name of Jesus. While I can't do anything to change that, I will state - without equivocation - that if you send your child to conversion therapy, *you are a monster* and I want nothing to do with you.

Well jeez, I guess me and the husband have nothing to worry about. As if we could ever trust this shithead. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

Ryan McBeth does say at the outset that he wants to cover the parts of Hegseth's speech that nobody else is talking about. Fine. But he's a coward and never addresses the fact that Trump said we should use American cities as training grounds for the military. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaaF...

Friendly reminder: conservatives want us gays to die. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense

A post from a military person who *understands* the vibe shift the occupation of DC is having on us. www.latimes.com/opinion/stor...

Fuck Bowser Fuck the Washington Post.

I can't wait to vote out Muriel "but my StAdIUm" Bowser

Not the first time I've been told to leave my country. Probably not the last.

Hey, Stephen Miller, if DC restaurants are thriving thanks to you and tour friends, why did the bartender at the ramen place we are at right now tell us they are shutting down Sunday?

Saw this old, no longer needed CAUTION tape on a pole in DC today. Could someone send the National Guard to take care of this, please?

So are we, Danny.

Because youtube community posts eventually vanish, I want to have this available for posterity. Here is a photo ryan mcbeth posted from a date. He seems to be saying, "wow, check out this very interesting beer!" But look at the poor woman checking her watch...

When we canceled Paramoint+ for bowing to fascism, I was a bit sad we wouldn't see season 4 of Strange New Worlds Then I saw this. youtu.be/6Gx-_r5LGAk?... Good-fucking-bye. It didn't work for Community and it won't work for Strange New Worlds

As a reminder: David Frum is a racist asshole.

Here is a test: if I were to name a pet shylock, would that be ok?

The president of the United states says he hates me. Happy 4th!

Imagine any other president using the antisemitic term trump used.

I'm so happy to know that my mere existence, and being married to my husband, is something people get to opt their kids out of in school. If we had kids, I'd sure appreciate the option to opt them out of hearing about the existence of religion and religious people.

While the supreme court did rule the right way in Braidwood, it was a 6 to 3 decision. One third of the supreme court wants us dead. Not ill, not poor, not held back in some way. They want us DEAD.

I'd like to congratulate the Washington Post for their up-to-the-minute coverage of... oh... I dunno... domestic terrorism. Only took them six hours. Meanwhile I've gotten a bunch of push notifications from Le Monde which is *six timezones away*

Fuck the Park Police and fuck the National Parks Service. And fuck Bowser for her milquetoast response.

@cmlewisgeorgew4.bsky.social hi there Janeese. Ward 4 Constituent here. Do you have a statement about national parks service closing dupont circle for pride weekend? Thanking you in advance.

à propos of nothing.... Bib Woodward sitting on trump's COVID interviews for years so he could make money off a book makes him a moral criminal. Fuck you, Bob Woodward. Rot in hell.

What a fucking crybaby Hoekstra is. If it hurts you that Canada has banned your products, maybe you should STOP THREATENING OUR SOVEREIGNTY. Asshole. www.politico.com/news/magazin...

If I had encountered a link to this piece here on bluesky, I would've thought it was the NYT pitchbot. But no, it's real. www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

If the story about the mayor of Newark is true, we are in a full-on fascist state. Perhaps mor insidiously, there was a critical mass of people waiting for this moment to go fascist and now they are revealing themselves.

Lemme get this straight... one side is arguing that *everyone* has to subsidize these people's religious choices... but they, as a religion, are free to tell anyone they deem unworthy to pound sand when they come asking for help? Have I got the jist? www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

I'm so happy I have to spend time and money in the coming weeks to figure out if this horseshit over the past two days means I have to push back my retirement by a few years....

People who deserve respect don't demand respect

I'm expecting a full-on police raid tonight when Kraftwerk starts playing Trans Europe Express

Trump is a Nazi. Only Nazis use Nazi imagery to suggest that people who were in Nazi concentration camps should be prohibited. meidasnews.com/news/trump-a... He is a Nazi. He is a Nazi. He is a Nazi.

After trump's disgraceful performance with zelenskyy today, it is obvious the United states has switched sides. We are no longer a promoter of freedom in the world. Trump is human shit. Human shit, human shit, human shit. Oh and fuck JD Vance, too.