I am never on this app but when I am I love to stalk my friends accounts liking shit

“AI is here so you may as well accept it and take advantage of it-“ JUST SAY YOU’RE MORALLY AND ARTISTICALLY CORRUPT

My grandma asked me what I named my car I did not name my car but panicked and told her I did... now I have a mini cooper named Bibbo bc I like this clown

On this note I do not need or want to know when someone I'm following liked some freaky shit and then you Instagram decided to show it to me

I just watched Rocky Horror Picture Show for the first time fucking fantastic perfect I never want this feeling to go away I fear I will never feel this way again

Sitting in the sun is awesome I see why plants photosynthesize

I need Instagram to not tell people what reels I'm liking I want to like edits without the people knowing

Never give up guys I maybe made my first friend in the last month of college

Lowkey performative male maxing

Watching a movie for German class guy in it really hot but lowkey evil it seems

One of these days I will be able to paint my nails without scratching the paint off an hour later

Something about it getting warmer makes country and like icp call to me

There's something very funny to me about putting on shimmer lip gloss while listening to what was I thinkin'

I'm so tired let mesleep why must I be rehearsing

accidentally opened the facetime app and was jump scared by an insane amount of old video voicemails was not a fan

whoever is doing dumb shit and made my fire alarm go off at 3am i hate you

A guy that I've been talking to since December asked me to actually go out at some point which great big win one problem I forgot his name and like do I ask? Or try to deduce it?

I'm moving into a house where I will be the only man and the first man in 2 years in the house and they have a behavior chart for fun and there have been jokes of doing this (I don't remember what it said I feel like they taped a piece of paper to the top that says lesbian but I don't remember)

Poor guy tries his best #art #digitalart #pikmin

I just saw a video where a woman said she loves a mattress on the floor moment... why is it cool if you're rich but trashy if you're poor...

Dogen Boole

Instagram realllyyyy wants me to get an adult autism assessment I've gotten like 30 ads in the past week

おはおっちん☀️ 覗き見オッチン🍴

I AM THE ANTONBLASTER!!!!!!!

blue pikmin! 👄

OPOSSUM OPOSSUM I LOVE YOU OPOSSUM

Opossum. "Opossum by the Dupage river in Will County, Plainfield, Illinois in the USA.." Chris Ill. Thank you Chris Ill for sharing your photo taken in Illinois, USA. #opossum #mammal #wildlife #illinois #usa #nature

I have no shame about eating Lima beans this could literally never be me (Graphic media warning for BigDaddyBman it's the Lima bean girl)

Amazing thumbnail I just saw

Bees 🐝

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

I lowkey am freaked out by this guy but damn if I'm not locked in scared to disappoint him

I need unlimited money so I can create a whole new wardrobe for myself I have plans but not money

Why is Christianity attacking my instagram reels

Who's blue, fast, and can curl up into a ball? :3 #TheKarters2

Secret assassin is the scariest thing I've experienced ever

Instagram is in love with showing me people suffering from Alzheimer's and or dementia and I'm gonna crash out I can only take so much

I've been shopping for car parts to fix my car and now all of my ads are for car parts

Yall designing stuff for 3d printing and like in CAD in general is hard

One day, if we are lucky, the erasure of American history will itself be remembered as a shameful chapter in American history

minnesota coming together to show us all how to stand up against ICE is such a beautiful display of what solidarity looks like