Took this a couple weeks ago. Happy Tummy Tuesday!

"How long is your hair?"

Haven't posted in a while, but I promise I'm still here! 🤪

I heard some of you guys like pits. 🐷

I love using free weights, but doing math (when loading up the bar) when I just wanna be head empty got me like: "Gym time no time for think. Gym time unga bunga time."

The Feast Beast™️ has been on a rampage lately, and I can only assume it's because of how hard I've been working out, heh.

Tryna get a lil buff under this fluff, but Reese's and Oreos coming together? Guess I'll get a lil fluffier, too. 🤤

Been a while. Happy Tummy (and tiddy) Tuesday, to those who celebrate!

Happy Hump Day!

Got a good workout in at the hotel gym, just in time for breakfast to be served. 🍽️ 💪 🐻

Tummy Tuesday: Pacific Northwest Edition

Gravy is just lube for food.

All Day I Dream About Slices of pizza Or however that song goes, idk. 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

A full belly is a happy belly.

Every Tuesday is Fat Tuesday when you're...well, you know... 😉

DTF? Yeah, I'm down to feast! Or feed. Or...😈

Happy Friday from a chonky himbro!

Happy FATurday!

I had an area of concern (that turned out to be fine 🙌) removed from my back last week. I get my stitches taken out tomorrow, and after another week or so of healing, I can get back into the gym. 💪🐻

Americans can get All Dressed chips now.

SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! ❄️🌨️❄️☃️❄️🌨️❄️☃️❄️🌨️❄️

Wedding rehearsal fit.

When Waffle House is the only thing in your hometown that doesn't close early for Christmas Eve and doesn't have a drive thru line out to the highway. 🧇🍴

Happy Tummy and Tiddy Tuesday to those who celebrate (plus a lil flexing for funsies)! 💪🐻

Happy Sinday, fuckers. 😈

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Werkin' out! 💪🐻 Happy Friday, y'all!

🎶 It's giving bears, pups, ass, bellies🎶 🎶Bears, pups, ass, bellies🎶 🎶 It's giving bears, pups, ass, bellies🎶 🎶Bears, pups, ass, bellies🎶

Father, "forgive" me, for I have sinned. In Jizzus name, gaymen. 🙏

Pokémon Contests? You mean, Pokémon Slaydium?

My donut has a Grinchussy.

Fresh out the shower. 🚿

Get up? I can't. I'm down with the thiccness. 🐻 #tummytuesday #tiddytuesday

I met a pup once. He was tall, bark, and handsome. 🐶

I told him to spit on it, so he went outside and hawk tuah'd into the nearest gutter. The clown didn't like it, but I thought it was kinda hot. 🤷‍♂️

Me, burning alive in the Walmart Death Oven of Doom: "H-O-T-T-O-G-OOO! You can take me HOT TO GOOOOOO!" 🔥😈🔥🕺🔥😈🔥

Hey, buddy, are you a service animal? 'cause I could use some servicing.

I usually keep my hair up because I get hot easily, but today it was cold enough for me to keep it down.