Is it Titty Tues yet? I been in the house all day

That short period in between hoes

My daughter having a sleepover at her friends... I had to do a wellness check and make sure she's ok

I heard Mei Ling was turning tricks in the back

Top notch hoes get the most not the lesser!

There's this guy on IG making sandwiches and I just want him to make me one!

When you Main realizes she's not going to knock you out your frame and you have to let her go

Doechii the baddest female rapper out right now with Rhapsody in a close second. Beauty and Bars! Her music speaks for itself and she doesn't need to be half naked, and twearking just to get organic promo. Meg and Cardi could never...

Only lame niggas ask questions like this

This is literally all women's dating strategy. Nothing new or surprising

Lil Wayne on BM J.R.

Chili w/o beans is just Sloppy Joe.

Just want to express my appreciation to Radio One for getting rid of Amanda Seales. My afternoon errands runs are so much more pleasant

For all the ladies complaining or wonder why they single... Just click on your picture in the bottom right corner. Scroll down a little bit... I'm sure the reason is in there. You'll find it

I'm probably the only one wondering how many properties from Million Dollar Listing are about to be back on the market after these fires....

I've got 3 different "no soliciting", "you're on camera" signs from the curb to the door and these mf will still come ring my bell for some bullshit

That Gelo song is trash and y'all know it

How I feel working from home while y'all gotta get out in that cold

She thought her value was much higher than reality. Attention seeking. Kept posting about Meg the Stallion.

Niggas is not surprised by Joy Taylor... Only women who don't call out other womens bad behavior acting all shocked and appalled

#NowPlaying #JazzSky Miles Davis: Bitches Brew (1969) First Miles I ever bought, from Selectadisc in Soho back in the early 90s. Blew my tiny mind. Still does.

Why did Blue have to go get them short ribs by himself?

They had way to many opportunities to get that man some help. Now Jimmy's mad and you gotta move him

You hoes wasn't cooking anyway

I cant see half the skeets y'all be quoting cuz them niggas got me blocked. I know I'm on a few lists too so fuck it. Let's run it up!

Watching Snow on the Bluff

Breeding kinks to the front of the line please

I'm recovering from mine as we speak.

Hearing Amanda Seales got canceled from Radio One has been the best part of my day

Them ones that know they got a easy bake oven come with a spare set of drawls

40+ blacksky... Did your old parents ask you about Black eye Peas yet?

Wayment... It's TUESDAY!?

Vasectomy got me like

When this vasectomy finally take hold

Sometimes I think about Kalief Brower and just...

Comparison is a thief of joy. That's why a lot of y'all cant have a good relationship. You're too busy comparing against some social media bs rather than enjoying what you have.

I tried y'all... I just can't get that invested on this skyline social media shit. Y'all can have it...

The way this vasectomy got me sleep the past couple days...

Realizing this vasectomy solidifies I'll never have a baby mama ever again...

Can someone help me understand how and why DDG is popular/famous?

Vasectomy complete!

Idk who needs to hear this but just because you leave that little headband on longer... It doesn't make that wig look any better. You still look ridiculous

Like a pretzel

30+ with a septum ring is crazy work. Grow up bull nose mf

Y'all clearly way too sensitive and take social media way too serious. Get a life and open a book.