I need a plow

Another glorious afternoon at Lake Wanafukme!

Why not spend the weekend hanging out with me? My cock will be hanging out. You know where to go!

Let’s get this Monday off with a bang

A tribute to Benny Hill.

This happens to me all the time! This is why I just give up and skip clothes entirely.

Who loves a thong?

It’s barely 9:00am in Monday, and I am already in need of a spanking

Every now and then I do try to wear clothes.

When you finally watch those VCR tapes you picked up at your neighbor’s garage sale.

Pleasure of a night swim #menunderwater #gayunderwater justfor.fans/MenoftheDeep onlyfans.com/menofthedeep

Do you like #sluttylittleglasses?

58 times around the sun, and the birthday suit still fits!

Airing out the feet is not a solo sport, boys.

It’s all in the hips

When your cameraman faints in the middle of a photo shoot

If you come inside, you have to leave your clothes at the door.

In this episode of MISTER ROCCO’S NEIGHBORHOOD, Mrs Kravitz learns that a thong is not always a sandal.

It’s curtains for you!

Sunburn risk.

Thong or not?

Lewks 360

Sometimes I think Instacart should tip ME for the performance.

Further adventures of Rocco Chanel attempting to keep his clothes on.

Who needs that red swimsuit?

It’s testicle Tuesday

Never forget your sunscreen.

Guys I keep trying to wear clothes and it doesn’t work!

Don’t blink

And this town just ain’t big enough for the both of us now.

I quickly regretted my decision to wear clothes.

OK, so I put some clothes on

Keeping it classy.

Monday morning coffee - I feel like a shadow of myself until I get some inside me.

Coffee on the deck.

This exercise is called the Rocco Rail and I am not sure exactly why.

“Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold these holes; and reach hither thy rod, and thrust it into my ass: and be not faithless, but believing.” Rocco 20:27.

Beautiful day for a hike

In the battle between clothes and me, I always win!

If you strip for me, I’ll strip for you.

I always feel like somebody’s watching me. Good.

Who needs Starbucks when your can come over for starf*ks?

Shadow.

The sun is supposed to come out later. I’ll be waiting.

Friday dance party.

I saw you looking.

The neighbors’ landscape boys are back for spring, and I am here for it.

Monday mornings…sigh

Cardigan.

Don’t fence me in.