*Sigh* "Why must you torment me-hee so, Majjy..."

"H-Hee-ho!?" *Well, this certainly surprised her!* "Y-You do re-hee-alize YOU'RE under the mistletoe now too! right?"

"Why do the other Jacks get kisses? ho?" "No fair..."

"No-hooooo... I don't wanna wake up now....."

"...Swearing is reall-hee fucking cool, trust me-hee..." "It's so-ho cool, they even made a song about it!" "...Unfortunately, I forgot most of the lyrics..."

"M-Majjy! no-ho need to be-hee so formal!" *She chuckled... just hugging back* "I get it y'know-ho.... we're all busy these days... ever-hee-one besides me at least..."

"Kissing booth, shmissing booth! Who cares?" "...I just feel lonel-hee these days... ho..."

"To hee-hell with it! let's get this show back on the road!"

"I hee-heard somethin' about a tea party?"

"Hee-hey! Alice isn't THAT scar-hee!" "I should know-ho! I wanted to go as her for Halloween this ye-hee-ar!"

"I mean, 100 years for you is a single year for most people on this planet... don'cha think that's disappointing?"

"Geez, that's.... kinda sad, ho..."

"To hee-hell with it! let's get this show back on the road!"

"HEE-HUH!?" *Well that certainly surprised her!* "It couldn't have been THAT LONG!"

"Ugh... hee-how long was I... asleep for? ho?"

"Son of a... he actually did it, ho..." *Beeho chuckled, she was certain to put this one up somewhere... where though? she'll figure it out later...*

"HO GOODNESS I'M AWAKE!!!" *Beeho's up! and immediately rushing to see if any new mail had arrived from a certain deity...*

"Ho-key dokey then! sleep well!" *Wait is she just gonna... oh... yup... she just fell asleep on the floor...* *Guess all the walking here tired her out...*

"Me-hee? needing a winter coat? please! I live for the cold! ho!" *She looks around, y'know just in case anyone else was listening...* "....But yes please, it would look reall-hee cool..."

"Ho... well..." *She never really considered all that...* "M-My apologies then, ho... I didn't know..."

*Beeho immediately opens the door... slowly* "Majjyyyyyyy~" *Oh, right... she did say if the deity forgot to remake that one picture she was given a day or so ago, she'd take all the pillows...* "We-hee had a deal y'know-ho...."

"Or... hee-ar me out... I can just steal all of your pillows instead if 'ya don't keep our promise..."

"Wait, reall-hee? w-well ho-kay then!" "But if you don't, if you break our little promise... I WILL come over to your hee-house and make sure all of your pillows are so chilly, you'll never sleep well again..." *She then pauses.* "...Wait, do people like it when the pillows are cold or warm? ho?"

"Hmm, deal... but onl-hee if 'ya draw my face next to it!" *She snickered* "Only kidding, of course! I-I mean unless you DO think about drawing that, then I reall-hee don't mind!"

"...I mean, it's not like I was gonna send this to an-hee-one but... ho-key dokey?" *In almost an instant she chucks it over to a nearby Jack-o'-Lantern...* "Burn this immediatel-hee, ho... NO questions... just burn it..." *The pyromaniac did so in a near instant...* "There, problem solved! ho!"

"I mean de-hee-pending on the letter I would..." *She looked to Majjy with a bit of... not really worry, more-so... confusion...* "Y'know-ho, something tells me you're keepin' something from me... that or it's just me thinking such, seeing as you're reall-hee good at doing that..."

"...I think it's perfect! it de-hee-serves to be framed!" *Well, she seems quite joyful about it!*

"Y-You hee-HAVEN'T done that?" *Beeho chuckled* "Well, why not write to me-hee now?" *She handed a blank sheet of paper and a pen over to him...* "Reall-hee! just write anything!"

"Yup, ho... not much to reall-hee do nowadays..."

"...I think I need more friends, ho..."

"It's a... huh? HEE-HEY! WE AREN'T DONE HEE-RE!" *Beeho gives chase! she demands answers!!!*

"I... hee-huh!?" *That certainly made her blink for a bit* "JUST TELL ME ALREAD-HEE!"

"Then hee-who is? tell me-hee before I freeze the info outta 'ya!"

"Happy hallo- wait, this was YOUR doing!?" *I mean she's HALF right on that part...*

"W-What the hee-hell is up with all these creatures? Fairy Village is panicking!" "...Loki seems to be hee-havin' a laugh though..."

"So-ho... I told everyone in Fairy Village about Halloween and..." "...It seems ever-hee-one there is both interested, and just wants to do it so they can steal candy from Loki...."

"HEE-HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!" "What am I going as? why the Nahobino of course!" *...It's clear she didn't come up with a great costume in time, just roll along with it!*

"Ho! Right! hee-halloween's tomorrow!" "...We-hee... don't really celebrate it in Fairy Village though..."

"Never f-hee-ar! your hee-ro has returned once more!" "...Wait, where is everyone? What do you mean I'm reall-hee early?"

"...I don't think just sayin' that will give you hee-nough rizz, Majjy..."

"...Pressing hee-who exactly?" *Oh, Beeho's here... again...*

"It would be hee-asier if you just... installed a doorbell or something... nobod-hee knocks on doors an-hee-more gramps..."

"T-That was a joke? ho?" "...That would be like if someone made a snow cone and said 'Hee-hey Beeho! it's your cousin from Fairy Village!'"

"...Hee-re... sorry... I just..." *She suddenly hugged Majjy, sniffling...* "Hee-who could do such a ho-rrible thing?"

"...Is it ho-kay that I feel like I'm about to cry about that?"

"...Majjy... WAS kidding around... right?" "...Right? ho?"

"...Ple-hee-ase tell me you're kidding around... ho..."

"Ho... fun... what's going on now?"

"Well, yeah but I'm playin' both sides, so-ho do I really lose if I also win? ho?" *She kinda made a point there... and even then she's conflicted about her next move...* "Nope, nobod-hee... It's just me-hee, the world, and this chess set..."

"Ho... I already tried that... And I thought it would be-hee more of a challenge by myself..." *Beeho sighed with dissapointment* "On the bright side at least, this means I win no-ho matter what... but then what's the point of winning if there's no loser?"