Guys I didn’t realize until just today that if you’re super hot, bedazzling things for people can be a fully functional freelance career.

I don’t think I would describe this as anything close to a “must-see.” But I have questions for: - the person who cut Ryan Gosling’s hair - the person who chose Ryan Gosling’s twee outfits - the person who picked the music

It’s cool gurl just douche yourself in Mr. Mime’s sink. It’s not a problem at all. #pokopia

Also the new World of Warcraft dungeon in Windrunner Spire where you’re going up the tower while the ghost of Lirath Windrunner spills tea about his sisters is somehow hilarious.

Why is my male Haranir ass out and caked up in the “hide cloak” icon? #wow #warcraft #worldofwarcraft

I had Nerds Gummy Clusters last night at a movie night and my life has been permanently altered. They are so good—too good maybe. Everyone at the event was either already obsessed with them or, like me, left obsessed with them. And, according to a bunch of articles online, we're not the only ones.

This might be, like, controversial but I thing a comedian should be able to do a tight ten without hitting a vape.

Like … not to be dramatic but am I misremembering? Isn’t this the guy who got cancelled for doxxing teenage girls and hitting someone with their gov’t van and refusing to help with the medical bills?

I finally bought a copy of TAX Magazine. Mostly because it seemed like it might be sort of like my beloved Details Magazine from the 90s. We'll see! It's v THICC. Also: I didn't realize it has alternate covers. I could have picked Amanda Lepore and don't even know this sailor. @taxmag.bsky.social

I sent this video and message to like 10 people but only two responded.

Anyone have a bearded dragon? Thoughts? Pros/Cons?

This isn't super interesting now but back in 2009 when Grindr was new, anonymous profiles with landscape photos were a novel thing and I used to make diptychs out of them.

Gays will be like, “she saved me,” and it’s Michelle Kerrins from “My Crazy Obsession” letting her husband move out so she has more room to collect trolls.

Gays will be like "she saved my life" and it's Avis Crocombe making a hydropathic pudding.

Is anyone (still) playing Elden Ring Nightreign? I’ve been trying out the new classes and such in the DLC but I don’t think I know anyone who (still) plays. #gaymer #gayming

This is exactly how I felt when I tweeted about Soleil Moon Frye and Courtney Love replied.

When people say “gen z vibes,” do they mean the feeling of full-volume/no headphones FaceTime-ing your mom to ask how to reply to an email while shitting in a public restroom stall or do they mean, like, when you’re also in the public restroom and you realize that is what’s happening?

I’ve been telling the students I work with that I’m Thanksmaxxing this week.

How is it even possible to get a bad haircut in Chicago? Every gay in Chicago has basically the exact same perfectly fine haircut — just get that one.

Me: Restarts Animal Crossing Island This will be a pure island. No time travel for me, thank you. *is inconvenienced ONE TIME briefly by a small time-locked feature* TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT WELCOME TO THE FUTURE SLUTS

I only watched Wicked 2: Wicked Good because I wanted to see how the WoO story folded in. I get that it was very minimized bc it’s totally not the point but … even still I would have liked a bit more.

11/21 outtakes

This book was not good for several reasons that I could maybe get over but starting each chapter with an acrostic and doing this to one of them is, I think, unforgivable.

For the entirely of the time the song “As Cool As I Am” by Dar Williams song has existed, I thought the lyric was, “I want somebody who’s sleazy.” It’s actually “I want somebody who sees me.” I guess someone who sees you is cool too.

For a very long time, I have been casually obsessed with a chapbook the band "Belle and Sebastian" published in the mid 1990s called "Ink Polaroids." This project is feels similar on a surface level and is also great.

Artsy gay guy in Chicago. My creative output involves design, painting, photography, and collage. I like obscure music, movies, video games, languages, archives, indie wrestling, teen fiction, darts, the gym, thrifting, and weird, spooky stuff. Solidly geeky. I make a lot of playlists. #chicagogays

Omg this monologue from Gone Girl

Pokémon Legends ZA!

I finally follow so many indie pro wrestlers that I honestly don’t even know what the Fall 2025 Nasty Pig collection even looks like.

Notes App Halloween Party Notes: My favorite costume was the slutty Werewolf bc it utilized his actual beard and look real. Slutty Pumpkin had the best night. Slutty Fred and Barney had the best costume reveal. The slutty Cyborgs were the best dancers.

I went to a Halloween party as slutty R2D2 and my friend went as slutty Dumbledore and everyone thought it was a couples costume and that he was supposed to be slutty Obi-wan Kenobi except one person who thought he was slutty Moses.

Guys, this whole time I thought “chuffed” meant someone had jock itch.

Hereditary (2018) / Past Lives (2023)

Halloween, the Queer holiday. From SENTENCES, my volume of poetry.

The werewolf folklore night and transformation ritual had discussion questions.

Is Chonk Club mostly for people who want more IG followers? I think I am completely missing the point of the app but everyone looks super cute in their merch.

I think I experience the uncanny valley when actual people talk/gesture like they are in an anime. Not, like, when people are cosplaying as an anime character but when they adopt those speech patterns and mannerisms while IRL in regular clothes/settings.

I finally realized that when my barber says “recession hairstyles” are back, he just means people are getting their hair cut way less often. So, a “recession cut” just means anything that looks like the “need a haircut” phase is on purpose, I guess.

I love the Sniffies Halloween-themed profile pics.

“I’m hoping I feel better later.”

I’m going to that werewolf folklore review and transformation ritual tonite. I’m glad they’re going to teach us about our new community before we transform.

I’m a really dumb cook and when I tried to make this I put in too many peas and also stirred it too much and basically made pea soup. brooklynfarmgirl.com/easy-buttere...

If i do another playthrough of #legendsza, i think I’d like to try a team of all humanoid Pokémon. It would be fun to do all wrestler-themed group but that might be somewhat limiting.

One time I was at a bar and this one guy smelled so bad that every time I see a pic of him online, I smell it too.