happy mpreg monday to all 🥳 today i'd like to revisit a classic: diluc using his pyro to gently keep both his preemie baby and a very tired kaeya warm 🥺

submitted an IT help ticket this morning labeled as urgent, due today, and our IT guy just.. left early? HELLO?

mpreg monday but mermay... kaeya round with his and diluc's eggs 😌 he will lay them soon in the undersea cavern diluc has tirelessly prepared for him, where kae will watch over them evem after they hatch 😌 diluc will bring food to his mate, and later their babies. gay fish!

#luckae bebe moments

bite size bnuy #Lohen

killer bnuy #lohen

imagine if diluc has collected other human "treasures" and shows them to kaeya and kaeya is like "why are you showing me a broken fork"

more mermay thoughts... pirate kaeya tossed out to sea by his crew for *handwaves* reasons and rescued by merluc, who is very fascinated by this pretty human. he keeps him safe in an isolated location.. like a treasure...

the dark sexy romance here is perfect 🙂‍↕️ kaeya seems to love rum so merluc brings back lots of rum for him... it takes a bit of trial and error to understand that kaeya can't JUST subsist off of rum (seems like it makes him sick? 🤔) but at that point he starts hunting increasingly huge fish instead

happy mother's day to all the mothers and mother figures 😌💕 unless your mom sucks, then today is just sunday

#luckae happy mother's day 🤣😚🥳 (⚠️: male breast feeding)

No, I don’t want to share my location. No, I don’t want to download your app. No, I don’t want to make an account. I just want to look at your menu to see how much your stupid fucking burger costs.

でびるくvsえんじぇるく

🔞 #nsfw #luckae #yaoi Red dead of night

100% temple of space!!!! time to sleep now bye ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

i keep falling off before i can reach the top......

better late than never, right?.. happy b'day! 🥳💋 #luckae

all of the miis on my tomodachi island are bi/pan but i've only had mm or ff couples so far... interesting 😌

#luckae 🚿🐱

A certain fiery fish is raiding Fatui ships under the cover of night and fog #mermay #genshinimpact #diluc

more mermay thoughts... pirate kaeya tossed out to sea by his crew for *handwaves* reasons and rescued by merluc, who is very fascinated by this pretty human. he keeps him safe in an isolated location.. like a treasure...

I’m in a foul mood with irl stuff and saw some dipshit kids on the bird app saying AO3 should run ads because why donate money to them when there are better causes to donate to? Well let me tell you why this is a brain dead idea!!! 1. Fanfic is legal under free use laws ONLY IF NOT FOR PROFIT. 🧵

i've actually held a hummingbird!! one was stuck in our screened-in patio at my old house and i rescued him 🥺 soooo tiny

i feel so lucky to live within the range of some hummingbirds 🥺 such beautiful and fascinating little creatures

Sunlight, soft morning breeze and the love in between🎐 #luckae #kaeluc

I don't think being a gardener is so bad.🌹 #原神 #GenshinImpact #Albedo

mii kaeya has the fashionista quirk and he has chosen some very interesting outfits... a visionary 💅

#luckae He regrets a bit for not taking the other hole

can't wait to see more of this little freak 🥰

🗡️ #Lohen

happy 100th birthday to one of my heroes, sir david attenborough 🥺

they make me so happy #faelight #genshinimpact

Genshin Impact Version "Luna VII" Special Program Recap #GenshinLunaVII #GenshinImpact Traveler, here are the redemption codes for this Special Program! Primogems ×100 + Mystic Enhancement Ore ×10 "BacktoSumeru" Primogems ×100 + Hero's Wit ×5 "NicolaCoco" Primogems ×100 + Mora ×50,000 "WilltoWin"

hello i watched the special program i need lohen. i need that little freak so bad

when your boss tells you to do it anyway MAN 🧍

daughter....

Happy Birthday, Collei! #GenshinImpact #Collei Hey, come on in, come on in! I hope the rain didn't get you too much! Give me a second, I'll grab you a towel... Sorry, it rains a lot here in the forest. I'm so used to it, I forgot to tell you to bring an umbrella.

first email of the day was hot garbage 🫩 why do people suck so much

🌑🌕

"Sharpened Arrowhead" Lohen | A Keen Edge Strikes the Night, a Whistling Shot Shatters Doom youtube.com/shorts/N5m8r... #GenshinImpact #原神 #원신 #Lohen

nikita is hot right? right????? WHERE ARE MY DADFUCKERS

*:✼.*:✼.

ﾆｷﾝｽﾞ漫画をリプに繋げる場所

little bunnies :3 #kaeluckae #diluc #kaeya

how do you receive a compliment and not immediately become so embarassed you want to melt into the floor asking for a friend,

ひとりごつさんに送ったディルガイいらすと～

🔞 thinking about sadomasochist nympho lohen some more... little freak likes feeling sore after a lot of sex. he brings it up to his partner, who voices sympathy, concern, perhaps even apologises - but "no", lohen says, "i want to go again" 😈

day already ruined. thought it was friday. it is not