come back goat

GUESS. WHOS. BACK.

People who pre-ordered a Nintendo Switch 2 from Walmart got a snack and drink for free Walmart didn't advertise it, saying they wanted to surprise people with a "feel good moment"

This app genuinely sucks

ign was wild back in 2001

BLUEBERRY CHEESECAKE BROWNIE!!!!

STRAWBERRY ON THE SHORTCAKE!!!

when you get that hawk tuah

1999 Balatro. Links.

I. HAVE. AWOKEN!!!!!!!

boundary break

TO MY FELLOW BLUESKIANS: I am sorry for not posting much. In return, i will wipe my ass for you. Ohh,,, ough fuck

Have you guys seen this meme? Stay in the know, together

Inanimate Insanity Direct tonight queen?

Yup! Noted!

They fucking did it. Those fucking monsters. I think I'm gonna kill myself. Look at this

i am the rain #P5R #shuake

Those who sudo locate bosian rock juggling: 💀💀

This app is POOOPOOOOOOOO

google 2012: here's how to make tacos google 2018: here's where to BUY tacos NEAR ME google 2024: hard shell tacos are made from fried corn tortillas, while soft shell tacos are medium or large freshwater turtles with oval-shaped shells covered by skin

when you have to lock in on the SAT but 5 840 pound gorillas deployed from a helicopter break through the school roof and tear the chromebooks in half and beat up everyone but you and kill the teacher and one gorilla puts his hand on your shoulder and says "He had it coming. Enjoy the day off bud."

i cant read this but i bet it says youtubers talking about murders vs youtubers talking about lost spongebob episode

sudo locate psp umd video copy of saw 2

i wasnt born afab but i was born afabulous

genie: i will grant you 3 wishes me: make every vowel hawk ghawknhawkhawk: whhawkt nhawkw mhawk: mhawkkhawk hawkvry chawknshawknhawknt tuah tuahhawktuahhawkhawk: tuahhawktuahtuahtuah tuahhawktuah tuahhawk: tuahtuahhawktuahtuah'tuah hawktuahtuah

chkdsk elon: /f

You know, it only makes sense that the "2 Player Mode" option was included in Super Mario Bros. For real, you can't have one without the other.

i open up this app for the first time in 2 weeks bro

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1!

//nsfw . . . . . . . . THIS MAKES ME VERY HARD

ALERT: FREE THINKER

what do you mean people arent abbrieviating bluesky thats bs

homeless people looking at the food and neccessities instead of fent and cocaine

*at the coding restruant* me: can i get a visual studio hold the code

cant believe people unironically like femtanyl MY GRANDPA OVERDOSED ON THAT SHIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS PEAK

Video games?

oi bom dia

cmd delete elon