It's cruel that I feel tired all the time yet I can't fall asleep without melatonin. I hate this body.

Got myself a little bag of Warheads and not a single one was watermelon flavored. Much anger.

When is this night gonna end?

Scary Godmother is the millennial Halloween equivalent of the Rankin/Bass stop-motion Christmas movies.

Goddamn, @schaffrillas.bsky.social really be out here making the most "I didn't know I needed this in my life" videos ever. XD

I can't lie. Things have been rough lately. But as we settle into October, I can at least try to go easy on myself, even if little else will.

If not for the multiple appointments I have today, I don't think I'd get out of bed.

What movie do you consider perfect?

Okay, I have no deep love for the Michael Eisner era, but DAMN. SHOTS FIRED.

Whoa, what?! The Daniels directed Foster the People music videos?! Fuck yeah! How did I not know this?!

"Porn bans" ALWAYS lead to trans bans Michigan bill seeks to lock up trans people for posting selfies.

So... I'm not against the direction they took, but still, I feel like there were other games and stories that the movies could have covered before they did Super Mario IN SPACE. Like, have we even introduced Daisy yet?

I'm not going to act like assassination is the solution, but I'm also not going to mourn someone who stood for everything wrong with this nation.

Utah was the first state to allow open carry on campus. A would-be assailant could walk right onto campus armed as they please and nobody could’ve done a thing about it.

Maybe I'll feel better when I go to bed. Maybe, but probably not.

I swear to God, does Bigfoot live in the apartment above ours?

EEEEE, I'm so excited for Smooling Fronds!

I wish I was half as crazy and creative as my platonic partner. Maybe then, I wouldn't be burdened with crippling worthlessness.

"Hehe... I just reminded myself of a SaveAFox video. I gotta look it up now. I think it was the one where..."

What?! Jim Lovell passed away this month?! And y'all never told me?! Man. RIP, king. I hope you finally got to touch the moon.

Smell ya later, Ohio! I will not miss you!

We, as a society, locked safely in our echo chambers and consumed by our discontentment, are losing the ability to empathize.

I'm not about to defend a school shooter. I only request that we examine the bigger picture and not assign motives solely based on their gender identity. This shouldn't have happened, and there are a plethora of reasons why.

Holy shit, the boy who played Jojo Rabbit is eighteen now.

We're allowed to have opinions about this stuff other than EW GROSS NAKEY. I get a little uncomfortable seeing full nudity, but I'm not going to act like it's a crime against my sensibilities. It's just not my thing. Don't let me stop you if it's yours.

If you're loving someone out of religious obligation, then you're doing it wrong.

Here I was, riding the high of James Dobson's death, and now my boss has instructed me to edit an interview with a pro-life advocate. You people are the reason I take Lexapro.

“These are the things you are to do: Speak the truth to one another, render true and perfect justice in your gates.” Zechariah 8:16

It's nice to have a sister who's right there with you when you want to gush over a cute caterpillar.

The women I work with seem to think that emptying an entire can of Febreze is the same as leaving the fan on. It isn't. Now the restroom just smells like shit AND fake lavender.

So I was just watching the latest @schaffrillas.bsky.social video about the awful new War of the Worlds movie and HOLY SHIT CLARK GREGG WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Damn, I dropped the ball on uploading these! That's disturbing!

There is way too much panic and not nearly enough disco in my life.

I'll never not be mad we didn't get to see Neill Blomkamp's Alien sequel.

Meet Conall. This fella has been on my mind for a while, but I don't yet know his full story. What I know for certain is that he is trans, a werewolf, on the run, precious, and must be protected.

how about you just be a good person instead of sitting on a mountain of wealth like a dragon why do you need to be incentivized to not be a fucking ghoul? is it your base instinct to be a ghoul?

I... have... very conflicted feelings right now that I don't know how to process. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl5x...

Working for a Christian TV station has reminded me how many garbage children's Bible shows there are. Even as a kid, I thought they were shit. There was only ever one Christian cartoon worth its salt. 🥒🍅

Minty Comedic Arts: <posts 10 Things You Didn't Know About Stargate> Me, always looking for excuses to talk about my college professor who worked on Stargate:

Why does food sound so unappetizing to me today? I'm hungry, yet the idea of eating feels so disgusting.

Tag yourself.

Hey Americans, if this passes you'll be uploading your ID to every social media and website to access it.

I'm doing my best. That's all I can ask of myself.

Did I really just say, "Damn, he lookin' fine," to a photo of shirtless Elliot Page? Yes. Yes, I did.

And here I was thinking the way to solve hunger was food.

My train of thought just now: I love Daniel Craig. He can be my dad. But if Daniel Craig is my dad, that would make Rachel Weisz my mom. And that would mean my idiot uncle in The Mummy ruined Christmas for me when I was ten. Man, I hope my old college professor is enjoying his retirement.