Way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, guys. Again.

Whatever, man. Go women.

I’m suing for dental malpractice.

Looks like my friends on Twitter are having a fun day.

Tornado takes the series.

God, this Texas dugout is getting on my nerves.

None of those ugly Sunday black tops? Sweet. Let’s get it.

Looks like it’s gonna be a long day, folks. Keep your heads up up and stay aware.

Kinda glad I didn’t watch that one.

Can’t find the baseball game. Oh well. I’m sure we haven’t done anything stupid, right?

Back again. Loss stunk, but we’ve got to throw it right out the collective headspace of Starkville’s window. We’re going dancing, and that’s what matters. (But still, losing twice to a team that couldn’t beat a single SEC squad last year? Crazy, man.)

Shit.

AW YEAH.

Wasn’t pretty, but it was a win. See y’all next year.

This game is too entertaining.

Quality loss.

Sorry about that, folks. Kinda forgot about this for a second. What’s to say? Basketball stays the course with the guys and gals, baseball’s just around the corner, and our football team is either dead for the next decade or on the right track depending on the hour. So, not much has changed, really.

That’ll look good in March.

Has not been a great week, but at least Ole Miss is out. (Call me obsessed. Sure. At least I’m not as obsessed as John Cohen is with the athletic department he abandoned.)

Live shot of a bunch of “How a 3-loss Ole Miss Team Will Still Make the Playoff” articles getting ready to ruin my Saturday:

Well, it was fun while it lasted.

Big wins on Turkey Day. Not getting my hopes up for tomorrow, but who knows? (I do. We’re toast.)

Can’t be too upset. A season for the ages and a nice playoff run. Can’t wait to see where we go next year.

Volleyball? VOLLEYBALL!

C’mon Florida. Do it for us! Dan Mullen compels you!

AW. YEAH.

Aw yeah.

Thoughts going into Saturday’s game? As a dual Bulldogs-Cowboys fan, my brain’s capacity for any sort of football-related optimism has been shattered, melted into a homogenous goop, then molded and dried into a giant statue of the words ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE! … But I digress. You?

CFP rankings come out tonight. What do we think? We’ve got a nasty loss to a MAC team, but then again, so does Notre Dame and they should be scratching the top 5. I don’t see us in the top 10, but I think our quality losses to Georgia and Texas keep us under 15. Thoughts? #hailstate

Forgot to post this result, folks. I’m sorry, women.

Had ‘em all the way. Now rank us, you cowards at the Associated Press. (or don’t, we do pretty good when you sleep on us)

Shh, we told ‘em Southaven and Memphis were one and the same… #dawgsbyabillion