Could’ve been challenging for the league were it not for that clown from Portugal.

20 year contract now.

Arsenal looking worryingly good here.

Ok, I’ll buy one. But only if we win.

Hopefully not the last bottle job we see from those of an Arsenal persuasion today. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

For reasons obscure even to myself, been hammering Bona Drag over recent days. So much effortless brilliance. What a falling off was there…

Crack that badge! 💉💉💉https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/jan/21/what-exactly-is-going-wrong-at-manchester-city?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Who’s playing Rock of Gibraltar?

Disappointment for Tottenham fans as everything goes right for Tottenham.

Dry January but it’s just ex-United players keeping their gobs shut for a few weeks.

New series of Industry. Utterly preposterous, utterly baffling, utterly brilliant. And two New Order tracks to boot.

That's £414m since 1 January 2025. Meanwhile, still no sign of a decision in the PL/City legal wrangle over 129/130 charges, several serious enough to warrant relegation if substantiated. A joke, not a good one. share.google/bt3imylQrbrv...

Almost feels a shame that we’ll regift city them points next week when we do the same to Arsenal.

Hard to believe Carrick dismantled Guardiola and Amorim in the space of a single game.

city shambolic by the end. Glorious.

5 year contract now.

www.theguardian.com/football/202... not a single mention of the Glazers till a throwaway reference in the final paragraph. Then again, what can you expect when you commission massive blues to write about United?

Still so hard to pin down just what it is that makes Pep Guardiola such a great manager.

Guehi takes City to almost half a billion net spend since Dec 2024, when 115/130 hearing ended Sources say it could take at least another year - with no one knowing when the 3 judges will have the initial judgment - provoking core Qs about this process www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...

Everything seems above board and not a total distortion of all sporting ethics at all.

Is there an amnesty on bullshit, cliche-ridden takes on United at the moment? Beyond tedious. www.nytimes.com/athletic/695...

Top Fourophobia

Strong 20-0 vibes right now.

He wears it well youtu.be/to2iiaXQCBw?...

Liew on entertainingly scathing form. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Andy Mitten bit on Fletcher on TOTD has got me buzzing. Make him permanent!

Presume Wilcox will do the pre-Burnley press conference himself…

Dear Gareth…

Dan Ashworth somewhere having a little chuckle right now.

Wonder if the treatment room suddenly cleared out this morning. 🤔

Amorim doing a Maresca is it? Bin him off.

Simply unfathomable to think Bernard could be this old. Call him Barney instead and shave off a decade or two.

Be nice if Cunha could choose today to stop flickering on the periphery and make himself pivotal to team success.

Final might have been an anti-climax, this piece isn’t. www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j...

Joke of a manager.

Amorim really does like to make life difficult for himself, doesn’t he?

Love this observer.co.uk/culture/musi...

Great stuff. Can’t argue with that.

It’s like someone finally got around to reading the instructions that came with Dorgu.

Should be containers full of rotten fruit stacked and ready to roll round to Heathrow the second it’s announced the England cricket team’s flight has departed Australia. A pelting for a pelting.

Can’t believe they keep finding more Epstein files just to stop people wondering where the verdict on the 115 is.

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Sickener. Really good performance. Undone by a couple of moments of sloppiness. More positives than negatives in that though.

That was a leg of darts.

I mean, fine, but what about setting up a team that can actually defend? Any thoughts on that?

Which will come first: A) Guardiola actually leaving B) A verdict on the 115 C) The actual end of days? My money on C.

No Geese? Turns out Trump was right about him.

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