N-no *nausea,fatigue,head hurting, eyes drooping* I didn't get to... gush about... mirage today... noo.... ( ´ཫ`)

“How do I make it sexy?!“ turn to ask this question to the cat I am babysitting. A fruitless endeavour. She knows nothing about the art of robot sex appeal.

Robots with a lot of extra bits was not the best fandom choice for this (skill issue, it was a great choice. Skill issue skill issue skill issue-

I like hugs but I also don't like hugs which is why I need my blorbos to hug and shnuggle while I wrap myself in a blanket cocoon

Mirage is so cute and perfect and not doing anything

I'm not participating in a blackout because the point is moderation and others want me and those like me gone, and I would much rather continue to occupy the space I helped build rather than give everyone a chance to feel how much "better" it is without me. why wither when you can be a thorn.

I have been watching s1 of transformers and I love how Mirage's presence is a suggestion. He's in so many wide shots but you never see him otherwise. He's invisi-sleuthing, doin his job real well.

I am not online nearly enough to know every fandom meme... forgive me... but also apologize to me for expecting me to know

... *spywarp delulu* PUT IT ON THE PLAYLIST!!!

both thoughts occured at the same time but work distracted me

Unjokingly I think a similar concept makes the idea of Mirage willingly vulnerable, submissive, and open to someone very romantic!! Extra scandalous!! Very erotic!!! (°▽°)

My friend cor said that Skywarp on his knees and kissing Mirage's hand to them was really erotic because he would not bend the knee to just anybody. It's a huge gesture of deference, and I like that idea very much.

The appeal of power bottom ( •̀ᴗ•́ )و

Apparently, two seekers mortified and horny bc an Autobot has them wrapped around his finger(s) (figurative) (literal) is rly compelling

No but you're right, Mirage does have two hands to be petting two spikes 😔🙏🏼 and a mouth... a lovely little mouth

I didn't expect it but I love drawing cock(pit)

Oh shit I'm actually gonna be balls busy the rest of this month I think.... thaaaaat's ok........ oct is the ultimate holiday

I'm giving myself things to flat for when I'm tired and grumpy after work this coming week but wanna be productive....

I wanna draw more making out. I am so great at drawing smoochies.

I was drawing Mirage gossiping in Thundercracker's audial (to make Skywarp feel left out) when the brain-to-hand command network died and I could not draw a cute Mirage. I have to wait until tomorrow (´°̥̥ω°̥̥｀)

brainworms: :) no. I said it's closed. I SAID IT'S CLOSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK DA KITCHIN IS CLOSED

also I did manage to get Mirage on his knees. roughly. LOL mirage/skywarp sketches

mirage is also busy (warpmiragethunder sammy again :3) They’re all wips and cropped so only marked as suggestive. Full versions will be tagged higher. #valveplug

my to-do list... massive

I WAS GONNA DRAW MIRAGE ON ALL FOURS NOOOO I FORGOOTTT /SHAKING MY FIST (¦3[__] tomorrow, tomorrow...

One solid punt right in the cockpit

Mirage booting Skywarp so hard he flies off the berth bc Skywarp is post-coitally overstimulating him and he doesn't like that.

I also want another seeker sandwich (putting in my orders for the morning)

If I can repost my art I should be allowed to repost my text posts right? Surely. I want to look at them and draw inspiration from them when I awake.

someone else should draw Mirage getting railed affectionately please

*abrupt* I think Mirage has to be the vampire bc he is an ethereal beauty. *delusional*

I need a nap and also Mirage sitting at Skywarp's bed side as he rests delicately wiping his filthy hands with a damp polycloth before bringing his hand to his lips kissing the back of it and then biting a finger GOTCHA BITCH THIS IS VAMPIRE SHi-

Skywarp desperately... DESPERATELY horny for Mirage and trying to be modest about it. And Mirage playing dumb.

I also animated valve eating, I'm really just sailing the seven seas here

I can't believe I drew Skywarp finger fucking Mirage. I did that (I'm so welcome)

(mirage) (perfection)

I didn't care for bunny suits or bunny ears or bunny bots until 2 business nights ago what happened

laughing evilly, sinisterly even

"that's silly and illogical, now look at a robot in a bunny outfit" ( ᐙ )✎*

/picked up the pencil while nobody was looking Everything's the same except for bunny ears and a frame repaint HOW ABOUT IT

.... /puts down pencil

A cloak to shield from the elements is fine. Makes sense, keep the sand outta your joints

I think about every time a cybertronian has put a cloak on to HIDE THEIR IDENTITY and laugh

Actually, Mirage doesn't need to repaint. He can just use holomatter

But also would a repaint to make Mirage's mid-to-lower half look like a bunny suit be sexy or just silly, is also the thought I had today

ACTUALLY I'M LYING, I was trying to determine whether a certain frame of Skywarp's would be considered scandalous and sexy.

I'm just thinking about sexiness and what's considered sexy to cybertronians so I can make Mirage sexier. No stop don't die you're too sexy haha

What does a cybertronian consider scandalous attire... by attire i guess it'd be the frame

Mirage is so cute aaaaauuugh ooruuugghhhhh ooooooohhhhh