YOU ARE: SILLY LIKE [Lancer] WITTY LIKE [Queen] FUN LIKE [Old Man] RESILIENT LIKE [Tenna] RESOURCEFUL LIKE [Spamton] MASHING IT LIKE [The Roaring Knight] AND GAY LIKE RALSEI

// oh actually it SHOULD have hatched by now im just too lazy to draw her (eggs take around 21-28 days to hatch and im just going off the pin for this)

// i should brung horrible misfortune to pipita for that post

// what the fuck possessed me to type that

does nobody here know what fucking protection is

🟩

did we get another pugle

meep meep

uhh uhh i mean meep

i’m not telling you where i learned that from

my dad is a massive fag dude

// the only reason this thing exists is so i can shitpost but rn it’s not as flexible cuz ITS A EGG

gogurt

peeb peeb

pugle my illegitimate brother i bear a strong hatred of you for the wrongful act of bearing your fangs upon my cranium i will never forgive you for such a foul act the only reason you remain alive is because your mother sang very nice lullabies to me

meep

𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔻 𝕆𝔽 𝕊ℂℝ𝔼𝔼ℕ𝕊 ℂ𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼𝔻 ℝ𝔼𝔻 𝔹𝕐 𝔹𝕃𝔸𝔻𝔼.

pipita

im built different!

beep beep

*ominous cracking noises*

he’s literally nice

uwaa wa

beep beep

weew

meep

// will they take me out back if this thing hatches to a weird homonculus

🎀 🥚 ☺️

meeeep..

they want me dead but i got legs

*car horn noise*

weeeee

*doing a little dance*

i have alot of parents

the divorce

so no head? *it is not heavy enough to break a skateboard*

// pipita projected her egg breaking to my head i think youchies!!

meep

they used my siblings for food i am nothing but a resource for the gluttonous

*roll, roll..*

they put me in the microwave once

wawa

my parents on some freak shit

*BABY WITH A GUN* *ITS A BABY. WITH A GUN* 🔫

// i will never recover from this ever

*scuttle scuttle..*