The cartoons and prequels are not canon to me Jar Jar is not the worst character in Star Wars Ewoks are awesome Rogue One is so boring Yoda’s lightsaber fights are laughably stupid

When I read a bad opinion and correctly assume they are a teenager

Not that I care, but King Charles and Queen Camilla had a parade in the town next to where I live this morning. Had I cared, I would have gone dressed up as a teabag.

My favorite moment of “The Night Gwen Stacy Died” isn’t Gwen’s death itself, or even what Peter says to the Green Goblin at the end of the issue, it’s actually what happens between these two moments.

In light of the sad news of Gerry Conway’s passing, here’s all the “21’s” of Amazing Spider-Man’s Legacy Numbering from my collection, which includes the monumental #121.

John Wick is a great example of a film series that doesn’t need to be expanded. Though I enjoyed Ballerina, an animated movie kinda defeats the purpose of what works about the films, which is the realistic and practical approach to the action.

Here’s a fun memory that popped up from 7 years ago today. This was my experience seeing Avengers: Endgame opening night. (The “RIP” was something I added on my Instagram story.)

Where the dog at?

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

With the solicits now out, it just occurred to me that Patrick Gleason has drawn issue #32 of the last 3 volumes of Amazing Spider-Man. There’s no real point to what I’m saying, it’s just bizarre to me.

Alternatively, you could just fuck off. How about that?

HAPPY NCBD!!!! In honor of Amazing Spider-Man #991 being released, here’s all the “91’s” of ASM’s Legacy Numbering!!!

I’m in the camp of you can make movies out of 99% of Batman’s villains without Batman but I don’t think there’s a single Spider-Man villain that can.

My quest to own every issue of Amazing Spider-Man knows no bounds. If it has “Amazing Spider-Man” on it, it’s included in the hunt. Anyways, I’m now the proud owner of this bad boy.

People said I was dumb, but I proved them!

I literally had a conversation this week about how dumb AI is and how “exposed” the celebrities who endorse it look. It continues…

I’ve done that thing where you and a person coming towards you dance back and forth trying to get out of the way maybe 3 or 4 times today.

Me, a physical media collector

Did…did this mfer just separate church and state?

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

@fourcolorfantasies.bsky.social NEED

SAYING THE MOVIE IS NOT LIKE THE BOOK IS NOT VALID FILM CRITICISM. THAT’S A STUPID COMPLAINT. OF COURSE THEY’RE NOT. THEY’RE DIFFERENT MEDIUMS. DIFFERENT CREATIVE CHOICES ARE MADE.

HAPPY NCBD!!! In honor of Amazing Spider-Man #990 being released, here’s all the “90’s” of ASM’s Legacy Numbering!!!

I hope NASA releases a giant coffee table book full of Artemis II photos.

Thank god for 🌮 Tuesday

The world sucks right now. To counter it, here’s all the “7’s” of Amazing Spider-Man’s Legacy Numbering from my collection.

My Criterion haul has arrived!

HAPPY NCBD!!! In honor of it being the first of the month, here’s all the “1’s” of Amazing Spider-Man’s Legacy Numbering! (Though I guess in keeping with the theme of April Fools, the facsimile edition of ASM 1 will have to do until I acquire the real deal.)

HAPPY NCBD!!! In honor of Amazing Spider-Man #989 being released, here’s all the “89’s” of ASM’s Legacy Numbering!!!

Look, I’m allowed to be excited for Peter Parker turning into a giant spider, alright?

HAPPY NCBD!!! In honor of Amazing Spider-Man #988 being released, here’s all the “88’s” of ASM’s Legacy Numbering!!!

Me looking at those Spider-Man clips

I’ve got my predictions locked in!

Happy Oscars Weekend to those who celebrate! Here’s my ranking of all the Best Picture noms!

Since nobody asked, here’s my favorite and least favorite songs from each Rush album! Rush (1974) Favorite: Working Man Least Favorite: In the Mood Fly By Night (1975) Favorite: Anthem Least Favorite: Best I Can Caress of Steel (1975) Favorite: Bastille Day Least Favorite: I Think I’m Going Bald

Revisionism for Green Lantern 2011 is going to fall flat on its face. It’s such a bland superhero film. It’s nowhere near “so bad it’s good” and the redeeming qualities are practically nonexistent. It’s not fun enough nor is it faithful. It would be forgotten if not for…y’know…Ryan Reynolds.

HAPPY NCBD!!! In honor of Amazing Spider-Man #987 being released, here’s all the “87’s” of ASM’s Legacy Numbering!

I don’t think you could pay me to care about Scary Movie

RIP. End of an era.

My top 10 Marvel characters 10. Hulk 9. Vision 8. Captain America 7. The Spot 6. Thing 5. Kitty Pryde 4. Daredevil 3. Spider-Man 2099 2. Cyclops 1. Spider-Man

Here’s a drinking game: do a shot every time Rich Evans says he hates Tobey Maguire.

My Criterion Collection has now reached 65 films. It grows stronger every year.

I’m not gonna see Toy Story 5 in theaters

HAPPY NCBD!!! In honor of Amazing Spider-Man #986 being released, here’s all the “86’s” of ASM’s Legacy Numbering!!!!

An early Valentine’s Day dinner with da wife ❤️

I love RLM with all my heart, but…

HAPPY NCBD!!! In honor of Amazing Spider-Man #985 being released, here’s all the “85’s” of ASM’s Legacy Numbering!

Sam Raimi is the best. Send Help is wonderful.

Just a few hours after celebrating Sal B's birthday, I got the news that Sal has passed away. An enormous loss for our industry and for all of us who knew and worked with him. Safe journeys, Sal. We'll miss you.

HAPPY NCBD!!! In honor of Amazing Spider-Man #984 being released, here’s all the “84’s” of ASM’s Legacy Numbering!!!