// the urge to flip joff into baelor but craft him into hotd era but same time i still wanna keep joff

Toddler.

Get him

Three is not a baby.

I was three.

Now, now its bad to talk bad about yourself.

Thats sweet.

Respectfully uncle no.

Why are you smiling, uncle?

Happy sunday

Oh? And who gave you these?

Hear, hear

He has lost his appetite.

Sounds like someone wants their tongue removed.

Good morrow everyone

Well dont worry she will be safe with me

Jealous that unlike someone i am fluent in our mother tongue?

I haven't even done anything

The fact that you think i would let anyone harm my own cousin.

Why not?

I wouldnt fight but i would make sure Jaehaera is safe and if i need to then escort her out of Dragonstone.

I would as Jaehaera is an innocent and is not actively partaking in the war.

So you dont trust me?

A bit yes, most of our siblings say they wanna be like Jace.

And why's that sister?

I promise to make sure Jaehaera is safe

You are more then welcome.

It is nice you would like it.

It started when my mom met my dad they fell in love and they had me. Hi i'm Joffrey and my life is kinda crazy

Quite well, how are you?

Good morrow.

On high alert as always cause of the war but dragonstone is good, much warmee then kings landing.

Its okay, sister i shall not let this inflate my ego

Knew it

I had a few nightmares but apart from that yes i slept well. How about you?

Good morrow.

Good morrow.

... it is way too early for all this

...... well he is getting disowned

What?

WHAT

Starting to think i was adopted...

Sup brother in law / my uncles mom / technically my grandma

Oh look it finally clicked

It is overrated

It just gets boring after a while thats all.

Same really nothing exciting happened unfortunatly.

Oh well i just finished my daily patrol around dragonstone, vale, riverlands and well the rest of my mothers allies.