You suck! April Fools! You are actually pretty amazing!

A new trailer for Masters of the Universe came out and Skeletor speaks in it. No surprise, Jared Leto is doing his usual bored and pretentious voice he's been giving to all his characters for the last decade plus.

Forget mild criticism of No Kings. Liberals get super pissed if you simply ask, "What's the next step?"

Oh, so Disney didn't learn shit. Please lose a fuck ton of money!

I guess I'm not an ally because I refuse to support any and all transphobes.

Lol with a dash of lmao.

I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED

What's your favorite gif?

A grand for a console to play games that will be incomplete and need constant updates to fix. The future of gaming.

Join up, buddy! If you feel this strongly, join the fight! Everyone would support you if you did.

I have nothing going on tomorrow and it is a rest day. I can sleep in! Narrator: He won't. He will wake up at 6 am and begin to play video games.

All that work I did to get my PS5 when it came out was actually me making a financial investment!

Cisgender means your gender identity matches your sex you are assigned at birth. So I asked them if this describes them or not. They blocked me. Lol.

Hell yeah, I ordered it!

Coworker: You must be excited for the Harry Potter show! Me: No. I don't care for Harry Potter. Coworker: But you have Harry's scarf tattooed on your arm. Me, visibly offended: That's the Fourth Doctor's scarf.

Democrats could talk about fascism and how to fight it or talk about how they want to make material conditions for the working class better but, because they don't care about these things, they just call their opponents gay. And liberals eat it up (because they are also very queerphobic)

Cancel, everyone. They aren't worth it. I canceled a long time ago and have never missed having Netflix once.

Republican: We will find fraud in California. Gavin Newsom: U R Gay Liberals: Wow, his comms team is incredible.

"Trans folks matter less." The Dems agree with you and it is why they are hemorrhaging supporters. If the Dems cared about Palestinians and the trans community, they wouldn't have lost the two easiest elections to win ever.

Democrats loved to weaponize homophobia and make "because he's GAY!!!" a punchline and a weak-ass attack.

We're saved! Everything is gonna be alright!

How many liberals that call themselves allies are excited for the new Harry Potter show? I'm sure there is a lot of crossover with the liberals who call themselves allies and still eat at Chick-fil-A.

I worked at a place where the manager got mad at me for being on the clock and cleaning up my lunch (which took less than min). And she once told employees to work off the clock because she was in danger of losing a bonus. And when found out, she blamed the employees. I don't work there anymore.

I feel like that's how it always should have been...but I will still go physical

Michael Ian Black being a JK Rowlings apologist isn't surprising. The dude sucks. I'll never forget him saying how excited he was to not pay attention anymore once Biden was elected and see where that type of lib shit got us.

There is a political podcast that I've listened to for a long enough timeline where I've seen the hardcore Dem apologist co-host go from always defending the Dems to just no longer speaking when the Dems are criticized on the podcast.

Wonderful!

Oh, that's child abuse and kinda explains a lot.

I guess I'm wrong that I don't want elderly politicians because of them dying in office and, more importantly, they are EXTREMELY out of touch and have zero desire to make things better.

Awesome! I can't wait for Netflix to fart it out and for it to disappear and never be mentioned again one week after it drops!

If you watch this, all you are doing is giving your money to a transphobic piece of shit. Don't do that.

Took a personal day from work because I had a busy weekend and now I'm treating myself to movie. Seeing Project Hail Mary.

Liberals love doing the casual racist stuff and pretending it isn't racist when they say it.

Put the year you were born in the gif bar and see what was popular then.

This tracks as the show really started circling the drain rapidly with the mess that was its second season.

Can those lame jokes be buried with him? Anyway, he was a terrible person. So, no major loss.

Hot steaming, sweaty, stinky, shit.

And Taylor Swift chose to be silent when the Trump administration used her music

Wow, how brave of him to not stand up for a marginalized community. Fuck off, Lithgow.

"If it comes down to it, I'm voting for Newsom!" Well, here's the thing: You have plenty of time to push for better. The problem though is liberals see pushing the Dems, criticizing them, and demanding literally anything from them as unconditional support for Trump.

Was the point to NOT be funny? If so, this was an incredible success.

I'm replaying the God of War franchise in chronological order. Just beat Ghost of Sparta. Up next...God of War II.

Well, it would have had to been an alternate timeline because this timeline had a Harris who wanted the most lethal fighting force in the world and didn't support universal healthcare.

RFK Jr. wants people to cook at home more. Cool, I would like to do that. So, I'm assuming this administration will address the cost of living crisis and bring food costs down and wages up so people can stop working endlessly to survive and will have the time to cook. Right? Right?

Elon didn't change. He was always terrible. The problem liberals didn't pay attention until it was too obvious to ignore. He also never created anything in his life. He worked hard at making everyone THINK he did.

I'm replaying the God of War franchise in chronological order. Just beat the 2005 game that started it all...and forgot just how hard and frustrating it can be, lol. Anyhoo, now it is on to Ghost of Sparta.

This timeline is so bleak. We exist in Hell.

Loser and cult shit. Biden cracked down on those protests and the Dems cared more about the genocide than defeating an open fascist. If only liberals joined in on protesting the genocide we wouldn't be here. But libs like him are okay with a Dem funded and supported genocide.

No liberals said, "Raise hell." When anyone on the left who opposed genocide said we need to push for an end now, we were met with liberals telling us to "shut up" and then called us Trump supporters.

Jesus fucking Christ.