Just saw the Jurassic Park Xfinity ad on TikTok and the de-aging looked horrifying. Then I looked at the comments and everyone was talking about how awesome it was. Did I watch the same ad as them?!?

Please don't let Harris announce she is running again today because I'm not optimistic that she reflected on the loss and, instead, adopted the liberal argument that she bears no responsibility due to a "flawless campaign" and it was the voters who wronged her.

And this time, she's spending even more money and going harder to get the Republican vote! (And will fail again and liberals will blame the left)

I've always love MST3K but, in all honesty, the era of Mike, Bill and Kevin were my favorite years and why I adore RiffTrax so much. Seeing them come back for more hilarity on the Satellite of Love has me very excited!

Boooo!

I don't think liberals should be celebrating quite yet that (so far) Obama, Biden, and Harris haven't been named in the Epstein files. There are still more to be released and, even worse, there is no way they could not have know. Silence for their entire careers is just as evil.

Duuuuude!

Suddenly, all those actors who didn't give a shit about the trans community and gladly took the job to work for Rowlings on these new Harry Potter projects look even worse now. Their careers also need to crash and burn.

Every day the Dems keep proving to me and everyone that they are unwilling to meet the moment as abolishing ICE is now the moderate position. You can't reform ICE and voting blue isn't going to change shit.

This is a gross take and, yeah, 16 year olds are still kids.

This post and thread is truly remarkable.

There is no opposition party.

I dunno but men who think this way kinda should have their lineage die off.🤷‍♂️

Having a social media team post AI slop against Trump for a politician isn't an indicator that this politician has what it takes to fight fascism. Especially when the politician in question doesn't even have the spine to stand up to fascists when he has them on his podcast.

So, are Tesla owning liberals gonna get another bumper sticker? One that says, "I bought this before I knew Musk was a Nazi and the fact he begged to go to Epstein's island"

"You're in no position to lecture," lectures the struggling to remain relevant comedian.

Noice!

If they are anti-trans, they're not popular and are definitely not winning. Liberals will always demand compliance with Establishment Dems before they will every push for better.

We know, Chucky. We already know Isreal is your priority.

This is who runs this account

So...I'm hearing that the most notorious TERF in the world is in the Epstein files. If there was ever a reason to give up on your Harry Potter fandom, it is this one.

Melania made 2.9 million opening night. That feels too high. Also, Amazon paid 40 million for it and spent 35 million on advertising for it?!? Why?

Been watching the 2nd season of Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake this weekend and it is wild how complex and deep the mythology of Adventure Time has become since it first debuted. I honestly never expected any of this when I first started watching the goofy little cartoon. This is not a complaint.

This post and the replies are really depressing because liberals didn't have this same level of anger and energy when Biden was doing the exact same thing. *sigh* If only they did...

Still thinking about that liberal this week that said bipartisanship moves the needle left and then he called me illiterate when I said bipartisanship only benefits the GOP and has never been used to concede to the left.

Blue MAGA across the pond gets upset The Onion mocks the Democrats. More at 11.

What goes through one's head when it comes to the decision to use softer language when it concerns fascism?

"Reined in and overhauled" so they can keep the agency intact. At their core, Dems support ICE. They just want the decorum back and the deportations to be "nice" and easy for their base to ignore while they are at brunch.

Way to stand up, Jeffries. You are really accomplishing nothing here!

No, both sides are not the same. They are both pieces of shit but for very different reasons. And if, in 2026, you can't see why they both are garbage for unique reasons and refuse to acknowledge their individual evil attributes that hurt us all, things will never get better.

One thing that always makes me smile is when The Onion rightfully dunks on Dems and liberals get all pissy and try to act like they are Trump supporters. (And I saw one in the replies on this one)

A liberal will say VBNMW but you can't push or criticize them but then we get the rotating villains that give the GOP everything they want. When you ask about this problem, liberals will say they aren't "Real Dems" and to stop them is to VBNMW but you can't push or criticize them. *sigh*

Went and saw 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple after work and it was AMAZING! I LOVED it!!!

28 Years Later: The Sausage Temple

I can't wait to see Melania after work. It's a prank. I'm going to see 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple.

AI, you say?

I'm not surprised. Newsom sucks. I will NOT vote for this piece of shit. There is a lot of time to demand and get a better candidate.

Like codifying Roe v Wade, ending funding to ICE wasn't a "priority" to Obama. And I don't care that he deported immigrants the "nice way."

A big issue is that "lesser" part keeps getting smaller and smaller and voting for evil of any kind kills hope. I talked to a lot of voters who simply gave up in 2024 because they couldn't do the lesser of two evils as they watched their lives get worse.

She could take a page out of Dolly's playbook and give away so much money to help people that she stops being super rich.🤷‍♂️

In Star Wars, after the Empire was defeated, the New Republic was formed and they wanted to go back to the Pre-Empire days of the Old Republic. They failed to see the citizens of the galaxy have their needs met and actively ignored the growing Imperial Remnant. 1/4

In the trailer for Maul: Shadow Lord, Maul says, "We survive but do not live." I've been saying the same thing for the last 20 plus years. Under Capitalism, the majority just exist and struggle to survive but few actually live.

Stranger Things. And it was only 5 seasons, lol

I was called stupid and illiterate by a liberal who told me that Dems showing bipartisanship to the GOP moves the "needle left." Was I this ridiculous when I was a liberal? Imagine thinking that voting to approve Trump's appointees and increasing ICE's funding was a move to the left.

After seeing The Lord of the Rings again in the theaters for the anniversary, I find myself once again with the desire to try and read The Silmarillion. For the record, I've tried to read it 3 times and gave up each time.

Bull. Shit. You didn't "reach out." When I said Harris needs to adopt progressive policies to ensure victory over Trump and said wanting "the most lethal fight force in the world" made me uncomfortable, liberals like Wil called me a Trump supporter.

Liberals love to say they are empathetic but it is only an act to dunk on MAGA. If you were truly empathetic, you would have understood why someone couldn't vote for continued genocide, being tougher on the border than Trump, and the "most lethal fighting force in the world."

Shut up. No one "put words in your mouth." You equated not wanting to vote for genocide as "wanting a pony." You're pathetic. You are part of the problem. You were willing to sacrifice others for comfort & now only care because the lives lost are here. You should have had that energy for the Dems.

*defeated sigh*

The waste of energy, the cost that is forced on the people, and the damage it does to the environment should be enough to make you not you AI...but if you need another reason.