I have a tiny YouTube channel that I use as a creative outlet more than anything. If people see it and enjoy it or find a game they might like, that's a bonus. But now I have scientifically engineered the worst thumbnail ever, one that netted me 12 impressions in 30 hours. The one before got 3000.

Guys, oh my god, Five More Minutes is the coolest roguelike deckbuilder! It's on Kickstarter and has an excellent demo! The thumbnail depicts something that actually happened. youtu.be/HLTXbFaYgzk

That is definitely an all-time top 10 way of putting it.

You can absolutely play Jackbox with your parents, especially if they're the funniest fucking people in the world.

I unironically appreciate Canadian sports enjoyers for putting tags in their posts that I can mute. There are too many posts that I start reading quizzically, having no idea what they are talking about until I figure it out and am hit with the

I bet she is

Today, I learned the original name of Fräulein Knüppelkuh. Maybe it's the nostalgia speaking, but Knüppelkuh mogs Trunchbull any day of the week.

I have an extra GOG code for Fallout New Vegas Ultimate Edition. It's a great game, you should grab it if you're interested: J7VA7B97374F14F6C4

Can't say what it is, but I'm working on the localization of a completely serious Fantasy RPG right now, and there's a debuffing spell that causes a real-world life-threatening illness, and that is just incredibly funny to me. "I upcast Ray of Measles on the orc chief!"

Alphabetically sorted dialogue strings

I never actually knew who Oskar Schindler was. I knew he was a notable person in the 3rd Reich. Naturally, I assumed the worst. Turns out, he saved 1200 jews by manipulating nazis. German history classes rightfully center on the horrors, but people like Schindler should be taught about, too.

If you can't come out right now, please don't hate yourself. One day, the meaning of labels will disappear. Please love yourself as you are. The one who can cherish yourself the most is yourself. Because that is your strength and beauty. Chiitan loves you

ADHD brains + internet access is a powerful combination "Oh, what was that song that that TV channel used in a sizzle real for that weeks program 20 years ago that I really liked? Something Something rock & roll queen?" It's fun to have access to that stuff nowadays. youtu.be/lLZvJ_rtZO8?...

Dieses Thema liegt mir am Herzen. Bitte hier unterzeichnen: weact.campact.de/petitions/ch...

[YTP] Eggseth and Tump declare war on the U.S. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq69...

Forgot to share this here. I unboxed the Beyond Good & Evil 20th Anniversary Edition Collector's Edition by Limited Run. What a mouthful. I'm actually kinda proud of some of the terrible jokes I came up with on the fly. youtu.be/z8dS7w9QqOM?...

Since I'm not going/allowed back to the US until orange Hitler is dead anyway, I can say that if I met the guy, I'd spit on his shoes at the very least.

Happy #InternationalTranslationDay to all! I edited for an AI translated game with cute anthropomorphic animals. The sentence "The kids loved playing with his tail." was translated word for word into German. "Schwanz" (tail) also means penis. Get a human translator before disaster strikes.

if you label me antifa youre double gay ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

I found this one posted without credit and fell down the @falseknees.bsky.social rabbit hole. Turns out I like these comics a lot.

Comedy is so legal guys

My face when watching a video about the Steel Soul exclusive content in Silksong and noticing they are using the Fractured Mask.

you can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. we love Shadow but we can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and we can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he has never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always correct)

So I am typing on Google Docs for a trivia night I'm running, and I swear to glob an AI assistant pops up recommending what emojis to use. And it told me a dozen synonyms for "you", none of which were synonyms for "you". It's getting a little silly, is my point.

It is absolutely hysterical to me that after playing Lords of the Fallen for an hour 8 years ago, its overwhelming genericness was instantly recognizable to me from the first image on guessthe.game. For comparison, it took me 2 images to recognize Beyond Good & Evil, a game in my Top 10 of all time.

Since being shown it by a friend in Spain over 10 years ago, I have spent more time laughing about this image than I have playing The Witcher.

Children everywhere made Disney successful, most of whom don't speak English. For a little extra cash, you can get a localization that these kids will continue to quote for the rest of their lives. It's better for the artistry, it's better for business. It's better. Schleimig, jedoch vitaminreich.

I saw some people saying they want Nintendo to make an open world Star Fox next, and that makes me unreasonably upset. Yeah, why don't they make the next F-Zero a golfing game while they're at it. "Fatal Drive", it'd be called. Fans will love it.

Some lunatic at Nintendo: *kicks down door* "We makin' Balatro now." Everyone is visibly confused. "The Donkey Kong Bananza game and the DK Island and Emerald Rush paid DLC", they continue. The developers look at each other. There is murmuring. Some begin clap. Soon, they all do. Obama was there.

Been thinking about how to say this... if Silksong had come out as it did, but as a Hollow Knight update, it would have literally been the funniest thing that has ever happened.

Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If Charlie Kirk ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!

Three baby seals were clubbed because I forgot to remove AI results from my google search, but at least we got this gem out of it.

Hollow Knight Silksong? More like Hollow Knight Sidetracked the way I'm ooh breakable wall ooh secret area ooh it branches into three more areas ooh found and a thing, I know just who to show it to! I no longer remember what the next step on the critical path is.

Playing Silksong for 15 minutes: I don't like Hornet's dive attack. The moment she does a flip over a charging boss after hitting it with Down-Air:

Guys, guys, a little over 8 hours left, and I found a clip of the eponymous SILKSONG online: yes, this THE #SilkSong from #HollowKnightSilkSong. It is real. I would never silkpost, I don't know the meaning of the word! youtube.com/shorts/FneIc...

You can get a ton of neat games and support the people of Palastine over on itch. I forgot to check for the final confirmation email, so none of my stupid ass stuff is in there, improving the average game quality by 27%. itch.io/b/2979/play-...

It is 130% worth it to watch this in its entirety. youtu.be/OtrIDFyVt5M?...

You think "Metroidvania" is a bad name for a genre because it's just the titles of two examples smashed together? I just found out about the genre of "Bulletstorm" games. Notably, the game Bulletstorm is not one of them. Also, man, Bulletstorm ruled. So hard. I'mma go play Bulletstorm.

I loved the game Domina and its OST before I knew that the creator of both, BigNic, is a bigot. I now realize that he also made Scream, my favorite song from Lethal League. This is a Koichi Sugiyama situation, where I must now wait for him to pass away at the age of 90 before experiencing joy again.

For small translation tasks, we are often just linked a Google spreadsheet to add our text to. By the time I played Journey, nobody else was online. But seeing Anonymous Chinchilla adding the Spanish translation right next to mine... felt weirdly comforting. You go, Chinchin, my 10-minute-friend.

After more attempts than I'll admit to, I am now the #5 highest scoring player of the Tic Tactic demo/beta. Keep it up, @unbreaded.bsky.social, you're making something absolutely incredible.

I just randomly looked at YouTube Shorts I've uploaded and found this one. I really thought Silksong was going to be out soon 3 years ago. I trust Team Cherry. This game is going to be great. youtube.com/shorts/uPTla...

I started replaying Metroid Prime Trilogy, and it's like Retro wanted you to come back once every 5 years and feel incredibly warm and fuzzy when this song kicks in. MP Trilogy is the best game CD ever printed, and it's not even close. (Also, PrimeHack via EmuDeck rules, no further setup required!)

I'm cleaning out some Steam keys for games I already own. Here's a mysterious strategy RPG, gobble it up, my pretties! 08DED-0XDJK-NWHEG (Don't follow for giveaways, I don't usually do those)

Do not give translators the chance to edit a text after a reviewer has gone over it. The translator will revert to a primal state in which they will tear apart the reviewer to defend their baby.

Just watched that Finch movie with Tom Hanks in it. Never have I seen a film before where they should have thrown our the first 90 minutes and released the ending as a short. It's like they stapled an unnecessary modern Disney prequel to the front of a classic short story.

The airport in PEAK has taught that maybe I do understand the appeal of VR Chat. Something I'd never thought could happen.

There is something funny about the "Transwomen have an unfair advantage" crowd. Started with women's sports, then women's chess. Now transwomen have an unfair advantage in dude bro Battlefield 6 (RileyCS is not cheating, just crazy skilled). Just admit you think transwomen are superior at everything

I randomly got this game as a birthday gift back in the day. None of us had ever heard of it. Turned out it's one of the most unique, heartfelt games ever. Definitely play Chibi-Robo if you can. It works on so many levels, no matter what stage of your life you're in.