Mike Ford
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Politically fatigued
Wordle 1,591 3/6 π¨β¬β¬β¬π¨ π©π¨β¬π¨π¨ π©π©π©π©π©
about 19 hours ago
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I spent the majority of the 80's waiting on cassette and VHS tapes to rewind.
about 19 hours ago
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Whenever you're talking to someone who is really attractive, the odds of you doing something stupid are multiplied by 100.
about 19 hours ago
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Precision. Concentration. Patience. Fearlessness. Four skills I possess while manscaping that I wish I could apply to other aspects of my life.
about 19 hours ago
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Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks once believed their gods lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check.
about 19 hours ago
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Connections Puzzle #869 π©π©π©π© πͺπͺπͺπͺ π¦π¦π¦π¦ π¨π¨π¨π¨
about 19 hours ago
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2 days ago
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Wordle 1,590 3/6 β¬π¨β¬β¬β¬ π¨π¨π¨π¨β¬ π©π©π©π©π©
2 days ago
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I just slammed hard on the brakes and found 3 vape pens, $4.67 in change, a past due electric bill, full water bottle, half-eaten McChicken, and my sunglasses.
2 days ago
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Always keep your words soft and sweet... just in case you have to eat them.
2 days ago
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This teen at Starbucks just asked if I could take her selfie. I said that would just be a photo.... They're still blinking at me.
2 days ago
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Does anyone else find it just a little bit ironic that the information age has produced so many uninformed people?
2 days ago
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Connections Puzzle #868 π¨π¨π¨π¨ πͺπ¦π¦π© πͺπ¦π¦π¦ π¦π¦π¦π¦ π©π©π©π© πͺπͺπͺπͺ
2 days ago
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Wordle 1,589 3/6 β¬β¬π¨π©π© π¨β¬π¨π©π© π©π©π©π©π©
3 days ago
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When cats and dogs finally rise up against us, the first thing they'll do is strap Santa hats to our heads and take pictures.
3 days ago
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Everyone always makes fun of my cargo shorts until I bust out a bottle of wine, a bag of weed, a bong, milk, cookies and a cheese platter.
3 days ago
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It's not a walk of shame if you leave on a pogo stick.
3 days ago
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The only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm one.
3 days ago
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I predict Peppermint Patty invites herself and her friends over to Charlie Brown's for Thanksgiving again this year.
3 days ago
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Connections Puzzle #867 π¨π¨π¨π¨ π¦π¦π¦π¦ π©π©π©π© πͺπͺπͺπͺ
3 days ago
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Another angle about these Venezuelan boats being blown up. A glaring example of this administration's, and their acolytes, lack of caring for the environment. "IF" these boats are carrying all these drugs then all they're doing is spilling those drugs into the ocean, poisoning the aquatic life.
4 days ago
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Wordle 1,588 3/6 β¬β¬β¬β¬π¨ π¨π©β¬π©β¬ π©π©π©π©π©
4 days ago
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If you always have to be right, then that's the first thing wrong with you.
4 days ago
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I wish I could go back in time so I could remember where I was going with this update..
4 days ago
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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
4 days ago
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Nevermind my cut finger or the blackeye, the important thing is that the champagne bottle is open.
4 days ago
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Connections Puzzle #866 π¦π¦π¦π¦ π©π©π©π© π¨π¨π¨π¨ πͺπͺπͺπͺ
4 days ago
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Wordle 1,587 3/6 π¨β¬β¬β¬β¬ β¬π©β¬π¨π© π©π©π©π©π©
5 days ago
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Strip search? Fine but I'm going to need some background music.
5 days ago
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I think the National Weather Service is a front for the National Grocer's Association
5 days ago
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The only people mad at you for speaking the truth are the ones living a lie.
5 days ago
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FACT: 99.7% of guys named "Dan" are not actually "The Man".
5 days ago
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Connections Puzzle #865 π©π©π©π© π¨π¨π¨π¨ π¦π¦π¦π¦ πͺπͺπͺπͺ
5 days ago
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Wordle 1,586 3/6 β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ β¬π¨β¬π©π© π©π©π©π©π©
6 days ago
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Just once I wanna see a pregnancy test commercial where the female is like, "Aww, f**k..."
6 days ago
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My mother-in-law came to visit, I asked, "How long are you going to stay?" She said, "As long as you want me to." I said, "Oh! You're not even going to stay for coffee?"
6 days ago
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Contrary to popular belief, it's actually the fat that makes you look fat. It was never the outfit.
6 days ago
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Connections Puzzle #864 π©π©π©π© π¨π¨π¨π¨ π¦π¦π¦π¦ πͺπͺπͺπͺ
6 days ago
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Wordle 1,585 3/6 β¬β¬β¬β¬π¨ π©π©β¬π©π¨ π©π©π©π©π©
7 days ago
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A liar takes forever to explain a simple answer...
7 days ago
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December is the month when the kids begin to discuss what to get Dad for Christmas. Some insist on a shirt; others a pair of socks, and the argument always ends in a tie.
7 days ago
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This "fancy" wine rack I bought is total crap. NONE of these boxes fit at all
7 days ago
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Connections Puzzle #863 π¦π¦π¦π¦ π©π©π©π© πͺπͺπͺπͺ π¨π¨π¨π¨
7 days ago
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George Soros robbed The Louvre so he could pay all 7million protesters from the No Kings Rallies...
#louvre
8 days ago
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Wordle 1,584 3/6 π¨π¨β¬β¬β¬ π¨π¨π¨π¨β¬ π©π©π©π©π©
8 days ago
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If zombies eat the living and vultures eat the dead, what do zombie vultures eat and what do you mean this isn't an emergency, 911 operator?
8 days ago
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My bachelor pad is lacking a sofa now that grandma wants her Caravanβs third row seating back.
8 days ago
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Avoid a lot of embarrassment by just BUYING the klondike bar.
8 days ago
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It's remarkable how much can get done out of sheer spite.
8 days ago
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Connections Puzzle #862 π©π©π©π© π¨π¨π¨π¨ π¦π¦πͺπ¦ π¦π¦π¦π¦ πͺπͺπͺπͺ
8 days ago
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