Wordle 1,591 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I spent the majority of the 80's waiting on cassette and VHS tapes to rewind.

Whenever you're talking to someone who is really attractive, the odds of you doing something stupid are multiplied by 100.

Precision. Concentration. Patience. Fearlessness. Four skills I possess while manscaping that I wish I could apply to other aspects of my life.

Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks once believed their gods lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check.

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I just slammed hard on the brakes and found 3 vape pens, $4.67 in change, a past due electric bill, full water bottle, half-eaten McChicken, and my sunglasses.

Always keep your words soft and sweet... just in case you have to eat them.

This teen at Starbucks just asked if I could take her selfie. I said that would just be a photo.... They're still blinking at me.

Does anyone else find it just a little bit ironic that the information age has produced so many uninformed people?

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When cats and dogs finally rise up against us, the first thing they'll do is strap Santa hats to our heads and take pictures.

Everyone always makes fun of my cargo shorts until I bust out a bottle of wine, a bag of weed, a bong, milk, cookies and a cheese platter.

It's not a walk of shame if you leave on a pogo stick.

The only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm one.

I predict Peppermint Patty invites herself and her friends over to Charlie Brown's for Thanksgiving again this year.

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Another angle about these Venezuelan boats being blown up. A glaring example of this administration's, and their acolytes, lack of caring for the environment. "IF" these boats are carrying all these drugs then all they're doing is spilling those drugs into the ocean, poisoning the aquatic life.

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If you always have to be right, then that's the first thing wrong with you.

I wish I could go back in time so I could remember where I was going with this update..

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Nevermind my cut finger or the blackeye, the important thing is that the champagne bottle is open.

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Strip search? Fine but I'm going to need some background music.

I think the National Weather Service is a front for the National Grocer's Association

The only people mad at you for speaking the truth are the ones living a lie.

FACT: 99.7% of guys named "Dan" are not actually "The Man".

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Just once I wanna see a pregnancy test commercial where the female is like, "Aww, f**k..."

My mother-in-law came to visit, I asked, "How long are you going to stay?" She said, "As long as you want me to." I said, "Oh! You're not even going to stay for coffee?"

Contrary to popular belief, it's actually the fat that makes you look fat. It was never the outfit.

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Wordle 1,585 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

A liar takes forever to explain a simple answer...

December is the month when the kids begin to discuss what to get Dad for Christmas. Some insist on a shirt; others a pair of socks, and the argument always ends in a tie.

This "fancy" wine rack I bought is total crap. NONE of these boxes fit at all

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George Soros robbed The Louvre so he could pay all 7million protesters from the No Kings Rallies... #louvre

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If zombies eat the living and vultures eat the dead, what do zombie vultures eat and what do you mean this isn't an emergency, 911 operator?

My bachelor pad is lacking a sofa now that grandma wants her Caravan’s third row seating back.

Avoid a lot of embarrassment by just BUYING the klondike bar.

It's remarkable how much can get done out of sheer spite.

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