Tackles "You are grounded!" Puts taser house arrest ankle bracket and makes sure you can't phase it off

Hal and I are having a wedding apparently I'm the one in the dress..

Warning: He will take your food

GEORGE! Who fucking shot my dog?

@kryptonlegacy.bsky.social /I fucking died!\

Those arrows are from.... Bruce...

/So tempted to say yes but it's a joke I love his personality.\

/Just ignore me and my boyfriend being gay!\

\\quickly grabs the arrows and hides them.

YES WE ARE!

So....the cabin is burning and i may have caused a wild fire.

/I forgot you existed one time\

Oh shit I promised Hal to spend Hanukkah with him

gives gives it to me!!!!

I hope they don't kidnap Hal for that Christmas party

Hal my body hurts and you weren't in bed also... do you need ointment for those bites on your chest and sides?

Shut up!

Why do I have to wear the dress? You should!

\\currently burning water

Whiskey hot chocolate! You know my two favorite drinks!

But I cook well!

Why not?

\\kisses back

Hal yes it's a yes! Put the ring on and kiss me!

/was that too much? @stringslingin.bsky.social I've been reading you and Angel muns comments for awhile and wanted to act like a protective dad.\

@stringslingin.bsky.social \\glares with an arrow in his hand So.... Jason was it? I hear you live with my daughter.

.... \\blinks slowly processing words. Oh my god.... Hal fucking put that ring on me!

Why...?

I need to be married to you Hal!

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

I left her 9 years ago! Wait... You wanted me even then? I don't know whether to cry or be happy can I do both?

HAL!!!! \\>////////<

Shut it Hal you are killing my asshole vibe!

/I love this! I love my boyfriend \

Fuck yes I missed you my home is empty without you.

Oh really? \\tries kissing him

📞➡Yeah that is my dog he chewed the rope

/Zade!😍😘\

/my boyfriend is actually becoming Hal Jordan or Green Lantern 😆 yes I'm gay\

📞➡ Yeah?

How about I interrogate this "boyfriend"

Too much skin showing daughter! Too much!