What’s up Bluesky squad

What’s up Bluesky squad

Zach Galifianakis to Jack Black on Between Two Ferns: “Would you shave your beard for a role or are you afraid people will find out that you’re fat?”

After criticism from parents about Cookie Monsters unhealthy eating habits, Sesame Workshop has announced their brand new character, Gassy Monster. Coming to super smash bros brawl in November 2010

What’s up Bluesky nation

I have muppet aids

Walking up to Billy Joel in public and calling him Billiam

The truckers are doing their annual thing where they meet in the industrial area of town and just honk for 2 hours straight. I hope all of these idiots get a fucking car battery attached to their balls until they go numb in their entire body and then die of starvation.

Happy 20th anniversary to one of the movies ever made

Thinking about the time Dylan Minette talked about my reddit post in an interview

Everyone who loves Arcane but hates League of Legends would've probably fallen for Nazi propaganda in world war 2.

2025 is gonna be my year I can feel it

Child Mark Wahlberg from the Ted series should be in the SNL cast

I didn't know Switzerland was all the way down there

What did we do to deserve Primark

literally just punched my wall out of happiness because i thought of such a good line

adobe actually kinda cooked with premiere pro 2025

1 lens, 2 unpaid actors, and a dream.

Music's got me feeling so free, we're gonna celebra a ate. Celebrate and dance so free. One more time!

MY SHORT FILM STARTS SHOOTING IN 3 MONTHS!!!!!!

I made a new airbuds account :)

Fun fact: there's one guy that does art direction for like 50% of all major movie soundtracks and he's a raging transphobe.

i think a lot of people don't know that the orignal minecraft soundtrack has songs that sound like this

Big weekend for talking animal movies

IPHONE DOESN'T SUPPORT FLAC FILES??? ALL THIS EFFORT FOR NOTHING????

Harper dating era has started (downfall imminent)

Beautiful day

I think the hinge app is broken I'm not getting any notifications

Maybe I'm being too optimistic here but it would be fucking hilarious if Superman won best picture in 2026

I had one of the worst weekends of my life followed by a rush of confidence and optimism which completely rewired my brain, life is funny sometimes.

Blocking audio file downloads on a device gotta be one of the greediest things a company has ever done

The superman teaser looks off because half of the footage literally looks like impractical jokers hidden cameras

This is so fucking lame @chatgpt

Does anyone remember this YouTuber who made a feature length movie about his own illness and it got insanely high reviews? I can't find it anywhere and that's all I remember.

Another fun day at work

Melissa McCarthy will return as Connie Edwards in 'AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY'

Walking into book stores and asking if they have the bible

Micheal makes more sense than Michael

The only thing left to ask myself is if I'd rather suffer the embarrassment of rejection or live with regret.

Or maybe I should text her or give her a call

Interstella 5555 is so good

I'm okay btw. I'm trying this new thing where I talk about my feelings.

I feel like it's all my fault. But accepting that is a burden i can't bear. The thought alone is too much and it would haunt me day and night. New chances will come, plenty of fish in the sea. But sometimes it just doesn't feel that way. Sometimes things feel like they're meant to be.

ChatGPT is a girl I think

I had a really cool weekend!! 😁

Sex is cool but have you ever felt the crushing agony of being hopelessly in love with someone so deeply that it robs you of sleep, fills your dreams with her presence, and yet you know, with cruel certainty, she doesn’t feel the same?