I can’t decide if I want to kiss you or emotionally dismantle you.

Still asleep btw

Eye contact is my favorite form of psychological warfare.

Nothing says stability like five open energy drinks and one dream.

You 🫵

Every intrusive thought is a brainstorming session.

I love starting new projects just to prove I’m still alive. I didn't say finish. Don't get excited.

What's the matter honey? You haven't touched your schlong and cream.

Chaos is free cardio.

Every day I wake up and choose “whatever this is.”

I’m in my villain redemption arc but keep getting distracted.

It's noon on a Sunday... mentally I’m still loading.

Preferably the later, thanks.

My sleep schedule is sponsored by regret.

I thrive in environments I shouldn’t survive.

I uh...

#InfinityNikki : *very serious scene about murder* Me:

Call it manipulation if you want... I call it divine project management.

Um...

I’m not dramatic, I’m mythologically accurate.

Images you can hear 🎨 lightshine799

“You seem like a lot.” Yeah, that’s what makes it premium content.

Promi

I have a whole 3 points hbu?

"With the power of dumb edits, drawing, and a splash of whimsy you too can make your OC get forehead smooches from a squid" - @mighty__pegasus 2025

Every “nice guy” has a secret folder that could get him arrested. Trust me.

It's not Poomi Majo

you can’t fix me but you can fund the attempt

Everything makes me think of him

You get $1,000 every time you ignore a red flag. How rich are you?

Look at me!!!

Just know... every time the tide rises... I just came.

Boyfriend qualifications 💜 clingy in a comforting way 💜 finishes my food without asking 💜 lets me bite him just to check he’s real 💜 thinks about me when he breathes 💜 calls me “mine” by accident Non negotiable

I don’t ghost people. When I vanish, it's divine punishment.

It's true.

i am both the red flag and the reason you ignore them

Chat lost already btw.

Name something that’s not supposed to turn you on but does.

Thank you all so much for hanging out tonight with me and @disafae.bsky.social 💜 Thanks to @kyushuprincess.bsky.social @umimajo.bsky.social and @darklordfoamy.bsky.social for the raids!~ 💜 We sent the love to the awesome @bonnicula.bsky.social 💜

Twitch, wtf?

stop saying “step on me” and get on the waiting list.

Men love “mysterious women” until they realize we’re just quiet because we’re plotting.

Something is coming... I'm sure it's fine. And not cringe at all.

i don’t chase, i lure. there’s a difference.

What was your worst decision that's now a core memory?

Slap me on your holiday mail this year! 🎨 @yuvirei

if you think i’m flirting, you’re right. if you think you’re special, you’re wrong.

If I text you first, you're prey.

Good boy.

my sleep schedule is in a polyamorous relationship with chaos and regret