Federal agents summarily murdering people in the streets is not in America anyone should want.

Welcome to Derry is perhaps the biggest waste of time, money, and a Skarsgard in history. #notasgoodasawetfart

If you wouldn't mind... Tell your friends and family to drop your name in the hat at [email protected] for these categories: BEST SHORT STORY: GALEN GOWER Body and Blood BEST ANTHOLOGY: The Best of Carnage House Year Two. #splatterpunk #writing #meetcuteandeateachother

Baby Ruth is nature's perfect food. If anyone sees a reasonably priced Baby Ruth Tree, please let me know.

I predict the entire Internet will be largely useless by 2030. People will be going outside, talking to strangers in public, and maybe reading books.

Books from Sloth & Envy Press are on sale for $0.99. Buy them; you can afford it, moneybags. a.co/d/4hx5JYk a.co/d/3C1SbEV #indiepress #somesmutsomenot #shortstories #writing

The great people at Carnage House included me in their Best of Year Two anthology. My story in this one made someone want to throw up a little, they said. Mine might be one of the tamer stories in the collection. Check it out! a.co/d/ivVcj59

Want a free story? Well, it wants you, too. It's funny. Take a chance for once in your life and read it. ko-fi.com/s/592eec5b54

Night vision goggles aren't as big a part of my adult life as I had hoped.

If you enjoy absurd fiction with memorable characters, you will like the title story. It's about a kid trying to replace his dad with a robot. Lots of these stories feature dads. There's some psychology there. Anyway, fun stories, cool art by @jartravian.bsky.social. Check it out! a.co/d/8wG8Nhr

Edge City 2 featuring a story by this guy right here is available for purchase! www.nocobo.co/store #writing #specfic #definitelynottheworsthingyouwillread

Support our next project, out in 2026! Read on KU, or purchase a book. Every purchase puts us closer to completing a deluxe graphic novel of This Final Surrender, the story of a man on the brink of madness with a demon trapped inside him. Art by @jartravian.bsky.social a.co/d/0mjtGCQ #indiepress

Here's an anthology that features one of my stories if you're interested. I know literally everyone is flogging their projects non-stop, so I'll forgive you if you lack the attention bandwidth necessary to care very much. a.co/d/ikK8PNg

Have any of you found that people actually care about your newsletter, excerpts, or character art? I have found that I really enjoy writing and I love sharing stories with the world, but I am not interested in the social media marketing aspect of it. #writingforfunandsometimesfivedollars

If you're going to be in Memphis on 11/1, feel free to come see @jartravian.bsky.social and I at the #midsouthcomicandfantasyconvention! We're doing a panel titled 'Get Started and Worry About the Rest Later' about getting started on your creative projects. #writing #art #paneldiscussion

Why aren't these Full Nazi Young Republicans a trending topic?

People wearing athletic clothes to ride ebikes are funny.

Just found out my story Body & Blood will be included in the Year's Best anthology from Carnage House! If you love splatterpunk and/or extreme horror, go check them out. CarnageHouse.com #indiehorror

I got an acceptance today! I'll have a story in the anthology Stolen from Easton Tales Publishing, due to release before Halloween. eastontales.ca #indiehorror #writing

I wish there was a thumb's down for the AI-generated bullshit people post and call it art. I'll just have to settle for the manual 'Get Fucked' button I use instead.

It's embarrassing when you have to call your boss to get advice. meduza.io/en/news/2025...

If anyone is curious, I submitted to ROH Publishing and got some really insightful, useful feedback on my story. I will revise with their suggestions in mind. Too bad they didn't recognize my genius and all, but they are apparently cool, genuine people.

Read The Smiling Many-Squid before it's gone. www.spacesquid.com #weirdfiction #writing

I have a story accepted at Space Squid. I am happy they accepted my story. I will post a link when they post the story. It's a funny one, I think. #writing

Toad Shade Zine will be open for submissions starting September 1st. The theme this time will be 'We're All Going to Die." for horror stories and art. Check it out at toadshadezine.com/submissions/

If you give them bingo cards, people let you yell at them.

Check out this anthology; one of my stories is in it! a.co/d/4uj5HgR #writing

Here's audio of a story I wrote for a contest a little while back. drive.google.com/file/d/11iCp...

My DMs are full of famous authors today, I tell you what! All of them are intrigued by the excerpts of my stories, too. The characters engaged in struggle that reveal personal strength are their favorites!

Awkward moment putting away the bird feeders for the evening.

Quick reminder that BBC stories are available in pidgin. www.bbc.com/pidgin/artic...

I have a book of short stories on sale for $0.99. Take a chance for once in your life. a.co/d/a78mZp3

Still Life: Book with Ham. I feel like this composition encapsulates the brevity of our time together. Note the placement of the ham, as if to suggest that the soul may perhaps be infinite. Something to ponder...

I'm going to have a sale on a collection of stories starting tomorrow. You can get the whole eBook copy for $0.99. a.co/d/8U6KesF

S2 E6 of The Bear is the most stressful thing I've ever watched. S2 E7 made me want to be better at life. #IhopeIwritesomethinghalfthatgoodoneday

I get unreasonably excited when I see 'Inbox (1)' on my Gmail tab, followed by the swift disappointment that EasyWP is letting me know my plugins have updated. #AtLeastItsNotaRejection

15 hours to go. The project is funded, so thanks everyone who backed it. Very much looking forward to the release! #writing #GalacticPestControl www.kickstarter.com/projects/gal...

Here's a link to a story I wrote for the last Writers' Playground contest. That winners page is FULL of bangers! www.writersplaygroundllc.com/i-am-jakob-m... They've got another contest starting in 13 days, so feel free to sign up while you're on the site. #writing #cantwinifyoudonttry

Just curious, has anyone downloaded and/or read the free story? #writing #cantgiveitaway

I made a story from the collection A Machine for Hugs free to download and read. It includes the illustration the great @jartravian.bsky.social made! It's a really funny story, I'm pretty sure. Go check it out. ko-fi.com/s/592eec5b54 Here's the whole thing if you want more. a.co/d/9SjMtdx #writing

I know, we all hate the 'zon, but Stone Heart by Mallory Glass is 99 cents for the next couple of days! Should you like to avoid 'zon, you can buy the paperback on Bookshop.org or at B&N, etc. books2read.com/mallory-glass/ Putting direct Amazon link in comments We love you all regardless. 📚💙 🌶️📚

I've had something on my mind for quite some time and I think it's time to say something: Teen Wolf really misled me on what to expect from high school parties.

I have a new story out at Carnage House! A trusted reader and friend says "That made me a little sick. Bravo!" so there's your content warning. #BodyHorror #Splatterpunk #Writing carnagehouse.com/house/story....

Exercise your rights, people. #NoKings

Holy crap! I just got done looking over the proofs for Galactic Pest Control and the other authors in there are ALL amazing. So much so that I'm confused about how I managed to sneak in there! This collection kicks ass. Check out the Kickstarter here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/gal...

This is perhaps one of the funniest stories I've ever written, and The Other Stories is an excellent podcast run by wonderful people. #horrorwriting #TheOtherStories open.spotify.com/episode/7lAi...

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I have a story coming out June 15th at Carnage House! Check them out if you love Splatterpunk and extreme horror. Great people to work with over there. #horrorwriting #PeopleEatingPeople #splatterpunk CarnageHouse.com

Here's a Kickstarter for an anthology I've been accepted into. I'm super excited to read all the stories. I'd love it if you considered backing the project. #indieauthor #payforart #writing www.kickstarter.com/projects/gal...