Bloopy

So what's with blood brothers and slicing your hand rubbing together open wounds? That's the palm of your hand and hands are really useful. This friendship has just made your life suck for the next month.

It's me again. 👋

Suing the BBC for $1B for editing in a doco and them capitulating through 2 senior resignations is wild. Trying to control international media is next level fascism and appeasing him is next level cowardice.

Did ya miss me? I've been feeling a bit blah about showing off lately as I've been eating crappy food and not training much. I know I've got no reason to complain. On the plus side I might need to buy new undies when I size out of the hundreds I have. 😍😍😍

"Murder?" She hopes.

Blocks of chocolate that have a prime number of pieces are cause for divorce.

I just got my first poo post in my timeline and I'm not happy. 😭 Also I almost called it my feed but I couldn't have feed and poo post in the same sentence.

The way Ronald Dump is happy to blow up low level drug mules without congressional approval or even evidence but also unconditionally pardon silk road's Ross Ulbricht is incomprehensible.

I did a kettlebell HIIT workout for the first time and I needed it and it was also really horrible.

How seriously Americans take Halloween will never cease to confound me. This is Australia's typical attitude to it. ⏬

I think the BetterHelp Ads on podcasts actively cause mental illness.

I don't quite understand how Tr@mp responding to protests with AI videos of diarrhoea dropping on his constituents isn't a current news headline. Imagine if any other world leader did that. For him it's just par for the course.

Ronald Dump's AI feces dropping in New York response to the No Kings protest is possibly the most unhinged thing he's done so far. I'm not quite sure how we arrived here.

Sorry for being a bit quiet lately, I've been onboarding Lexapro and let's just say that's been a journey. I think I am finally starting to feel slightly human again but the last 10 days have been something else.

Without saying Hurt, fab Cover Song? Obscure and very Aussie "Berlin Chair" by Holly Throsby Original by You Am I The original is very trashy and intense. youtu.be/Vu5J2McNs04?...

Has anyone ever survived in a movie for more than 15mins after coughing blood in a hanky?

The way the click to close an ad point is so tiny you accidentally click through to the ad 7 times before you successfully close it. Now the algorithm thinks I'm really into Temu or whatever crap they push.

My butt dimples are getting more noticeable.

Noodie

Obvi

I'm not convinced that the Ed Gein series is what the community needs at this juncture. Not convinced Ryan Murphy is an ally.

TMI - I've started adding creatine to my routine again and my god it makes me piss every 10 minutes for about 3 hours after taking it. It had me worried I had major prostate problems until I put 2 and 2 together.

Just a quick snap before the puppy walk

Coming atcha

Two for twosday

Why haven't any world leaders just called Donald Trump a clown & just said we will re-engage with the US when you've gotten through this awkward phase you're going through? A parent would do it to a bratty child. We can discuss this again when you're being reasonable.

Part of me is curious to look at what gets said on Truth social but I also think it would make my head explode. 🤯 So I won't do it to protect my mental health.

I'm in the rapture now and it all seems fine.

Fox News controlling tiktok is a choice.

Wearing red but feeling a bit blue sad 😞

Reset from my doom posting 😁

I find everything in the world really troubling at the moment and my anxiety is really high. I live somewhere relatively unaffected by all of it and struggling to cope. I don't think I'd be ok in any way shape or form if I lived in Palestine, Ukraine or even the States. People in power truly suck.

The US is wild ATM. Sacking your two biggest political satirists / comedians is fascism in full effect.

When renters get their house remodeled by makeover shows like Queer Eye do they get kicked out by their landlords so they can cash in on the renovation.

I want to be able to talk alien like Wendy in Alien | Earth.

I don't like Ben and Jerry's ice cream (it's kinda too much and gross) but I really like Jerry's resignation letter.

Projecting the Epstein videos on Windsor Castle is golden 👏❤️😁

This is wild and even wilder that in doing so he got done for possession of child abuse material.

On or off?

A little something different for y'all

Wordle 1,551 6/6* It was scary today. I had a good streak going 😳 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Twofer Tuesday

By special request for @furburg.bsky.social ❤️ Now it's your turn 😜

Bluep

So I heard on the news that if you have social media posts not respecting Charlie Kirk properly on your social media it is grounds for visa denial. The country that values free speech is awfully authoritarian and selective of what that means.

Wet blanket

Basic black today 🫣

I like the discover tab but I wish I didn't have to keep playing whack a mole with the block button for men in di@pers. I feel like Mickey Mouse chopping with the mops and buckets. Every block creates 2 more. Be nice if the algorithm realised I don't wanna see it 🙈

Tuesday titties