It's amazing how the UK has serious consequences for public figures who were involved with Epstein but in the US it just seems like it's a golden ticket for the pedos and their friends.

I'm imagining you all chanting "Take it off, Take it off!"

Oh it's just me again. 👋

Blue Monday

Unwrapping the birthday boy 🥳

So this is 50.....

Tighty Whitey Wednesday.

I guess they're all just going to be nice people now. 🤷

Does this work for #FCF 🤷

Below the hood

Go on have a couple more 🤷

Hi 👋 say it back 👋

Hey 👋

Jus sum cum 💦

Orange you glad I posted this? 🤷

Something witty

To help with the hangovers 🤷

Happy nude years 🎉

Does cancelling your gym membership on NYE bode poorly for new year's resolutions? 🤷

I just realised I'm wearing the same undies as the last one. How embarrassing 🫣

Hope everyone had a great Xmas and break ❤️

Because @hewasagainerboy.bsky.social said I had to.

I'll give you 3 because I've been a slack arse bitch. ❤️❤️❤️

I'll give you 3 because I've been a slack arse bitch. ❤️❤️❤️

When people wear skin coloured clothing it looks insane. You look naked from a distance but not in a good way.

@patdabear.bsky.social happy now?

Yup 💯 Love all these peeps 😍

Stuff gobble stuff gobble stuff gobble. Am I doing it right?

Inspired by @letsbebrief.bsky.social 😍 plus one with belly relaxed photo because @clarkrogers.bsky.social read me to filth yesterday for being a fake bitch. 😱

The nudie version. 🫣

Chunky munky in sweaty jocks. *I know they're not jocks anywhere else other than Australia but here we call undies jocks in general.

And an alternate version.

If I must...

Should I post a pic in my undies? 🤷

If I put on night cream in the morning does that make me a daywalker? 🦇

Didn't have the timer set. Oops 😬

Something something....

#MCM backside edition

It should be monochrome Monday but I can't f@#ked clicking button a.

Happy Monday 😁

My favourite audio description subtitle is "Horse nickers" 🤭

Bloopy

So what's with blood brothers and slicing your hand rubbing together open wounds? That's the palm of your hand and hands are really useful. This friendship has just made your life suck for the next month.

It's me again. 👋

Suing the BBC for $1B for editing in a doco and them capitulating through 2 senior resignations is wild. Trying to control international media is next level fascism and appeasing him is next level cowardice.

Did ya miss me? I've been feeling a bit blah about showing off lately as I've been eating crappy food and not training much. I know I've got no reason to complain. On the plus side I might need to buy new undies when I size out of the hundreds I have. 😍😍😍