I just realised I'm wearing the same undies as the last one. How embarrassing 🫣

Hope everyone had a great Xmas and break ❤️

Because @hewasagainerboy.bsky.social said I had to.

I'll give you 3 because I've been a slack arse bitch. ❤️❤️❤️

I'll give you 3 because I've been a slack arse bitch. ❤️❤️❤️

When people wear skin coloured clothing it looks insane. You look naked from a distance but not in a good way.

@patdabear.bsky.social happy now?

Yup 💯 Love all these peeps 😍

Stuff gobble stuff gobble stuff gobble. Am I doing it right?

Inspired by @letsbebrief.bsky.social 😍 plus one with belly relaxed photo because @clarkrogers.bsky.social read me to filth yesterday for being a fake bitch. 😱

The nudie version. 🫣

Chunky munky in sweaty jocks. *I know they're not jocks anywhere else other than Australia but here we call undies jocks in general.

And an alternate version.

If I must...

Should I post a pic in my undies? 🤷

If I put on night cream in the morning does that make me a daywalker? 🦇

Didn't have the timer set. Oops 😬

Something something....

#MCM backside edition

It should be monochrome Monday but I can't f@#ked clicking button a.

Happy Monday 😁

My favourite audio description subtitle is "Horse nickers" 🤭

Bloopy

So what's with blood brothers and slicing your hand rubbing together open wounds? That's the palm of your hand and hands are really useful. This friendship has just made your life suck for the next month.

It's me again. 👋

Suing the BBC for $1B for editing in a doco and them capitulating through 2 senior resignations is wild. Trying to control international media is next level fascism and appeasing him is next level cowardice.

Did ya miss me? I've been feeling a bit blah about showing off lately as I've been eating crappy food and not training much. I know I've got no reason to complain. On the plus side I might need to buy new undies when I size out of the hundreds I have. 😍😍😍

"Murder?" She hopes.

Blocks of chocolate that have a prime number of pieces are cause for divorce.

I just got my first poo post in my timeline and I'm not happy. 😭 Also I almost called it my feed but I couldn't have feed and poo post in the same sentence.

The way Ronald Dump is happy to blow up low level drug mules without congressional approval or even evidence but also unconditionally pardon silk road's Ross Ulbricht is incomprehensible.

I did a kettlebell HIIT workout for the first time and I needed it and it was also really horrible.

How seriously Americans take Halloween will never cease to confound me. This is Australia's typical attitude to it. ⏬

I think the BetterHelp Ads on podcasts actively cause mental illness.

I don't quite understand how Tr@mp responding to protests with AI videos of diarrhoea dropping on his constituents isn't a current news headline. Imagine if any other world leader did that. For him it's just par for the course.

Ronald Dump's AI feces dropping in New York response to the No Kings protest is possibly the most unhinged thing he's done so far. I'm not quite sure how we arrived here.

Sorry for being a bit quiet lately, I've been onboarding Lexapro and let's just say that's been a journey. I think I am finally starting to feel slightly human again but the last 10 days have been something else.

Without saying Hurt, fab Cover Song? Obscure and very Aussie "Berlin Chair" by Holly Throsby Original by You Am I The original is very trashy and intense. youtu.be/Vu5J2McNs04?...

Has anyone ever survived in a movie for more than 15mins after coughing blood in a hanky?

The way the click to close an ad point is so tiny you accidentally click through to the ad 7 times before you successfully close it. Now the algorithm thinks I'm really into Temu or whatever crap they push.

My butt dimples are getting more noticeable.

Noodie

Obvi

I'm not convinced that the Ed Gein series is what the community needs at this juncture. Not convinced Ryan Murphy is an ally.

TMI - I've started adding creatine to my routine again and my god it makes me piss every 10 minutes for about 3 hours after taking it. It had me worried I had major prostate problems until I put 2 and 2 together.

Just a quick snap before the puppy walk