i'm trying out going by she/her for now btw, i'm never on here but just in case

listen to what is your name? btw he is so fucking good

PEAK

what is your name? - My Name Is... (2023)

"Coop you won't believe this, Deltarune tomorrow coop! can you believe it? it's finally here cooper"

type shit #twinpeaks

reminder that gordon cole supports trans rights

"i love you sheriff trueman" JUST KISS ALREADY

i think eraserhead broke me

"agent cooper, i'm pregnant and you are the father"

i feel so weird using bluesky because of how different the timeline works between the two, maybe bluesky is a more peaceful side but i find it quite hard to interact with moots since most are on twitter now so idk what to do here

i haven't used bluesky since last year!

I forgot to put my strawpage on blue sky swoporepe.straw.page

OMG, DID I JUST FUCK A MINECRAFT PINAPPLE?

WILL WOOD IS NEIL CICIREGA AND LIKES INSIDE BY BO BURNHAM WHAT THE FUCK

LGBT People in america rn: I'm afraid of leaving my house, I'm afraid of dying of cancer, I'm afraid of black Sedans, white vans, and computers, I'm afraid of losing my mind, I'm afraid of windows and airplanes Um, it's kind of a lot in there

well, well look who's inside again

Alola? more like Hawaii Part Pokemon

i'll tell you a good story! it's called "the serf work the grounds"

i fucking hate my self

are they going to win?

GUYS???? IS THIS A WILL WOOD REFERENCE???? I THINK I PROBABLY WOULD DRINK THAT TOO

Twiter/X users: Oooh i wanna be, in a place i can call, a place to get a away from it all Bluesky:

If anybody needs me, i wont be in my coffin, i'll be up day-walking(i need to raise hell for somebody)

"this is a desk job" no idiot that's a piano

i want to end my will wood hyperfixiation so that i can start my jack stauber hyperfixiation

WILL WOOD X JACK STAUBER COLLAB CONFIRM WHAT THE HELL I LOVE JACK STAUBER

In case i die and someone decides to make me a funeral, my wish is that they play live the song "Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, NY(bones)", the second track from the album "Everything is a Lot" made by "Will Wood and the Tapeworms" and released in the year 2015, in the 20th of may

i showed one of my irl friends mr capgras and he liked it(okay computer). the williamation woodaition is starting

twitter wont let me speak for telling this dumbass to kys i'm not saying they shouldn't, i'm saying i said worse things before

HOT TAKE: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . taking a cake out of the oven

white ball? more like gyatt ball

crazy food right here

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

repost if you have more followers than Donald Trump

QUESTION: Everybody knows that...?

i don't know half of the people in here but cool

i will kill myself youtu.be/tJi0QwGlTTk?...

hawaii, am i right?

"If life gives you lemons" life ain't giving shit to me

GUYS?????? NO WAY!

i hate negative numbers so much, i'll stop at nothing to avoid them

changing to bluesky is like changing school or town and then you noticed that every single friend you had on the other school has also changed with you so it feels like nothing changed basicly

THE FUCK YOU MEAN I'M NOT MEANT TO SING ALONG? IT ISN'T THAT KIND OF SONG?????... oh.. it's white noise

New social media😜

he really said "hand me my shovel i'm going in" Oh brother, man, you call that recover?

i love how this is just twitter but not owned by a fucking asshole

If you recognize my pfp i will personally go to your house and kiss you on the forehead