When can I start selling these stickers for people to put on egg prices at their grocery stores?

RFK Jr strikes me as the kind of person who has never sneezed before.

I’m kind of tired of Funyuns™ whoring themselves out to all these other flavors.

Netflix must have hired them pigeons Mike Tyson used to own to transmit the signal tonight.

Jake Paul look like he can tell you exactly how much copper there is in Mike Tyson’s knee brace.

Dollar Tree ALWAYS got some shit going on. What you mean you’re currently not accepting quarters? How?

At what point do we get real horny on here??!

Had a great weekend of shows in Iowa opening for Gary Gulman!