Dick Cheney tried sucking his own dick and broke his neck and died. Excellent start to a day.

He literally tattooed the evidence onto his chest

Anybody, and I mean literally anyone, who would still vote or consider voting for Newsom is a fucking Nazi.

If they're gonna steal from the 50's style they can at least have some self respect and put an exclamation point in there

Whoever coined the "Pied Piper Strategy" needs to be drawn & quartered

Hell burns a little hotter tonight

You drone strikes a 15 year old Fuck you and the Nazis you cry for

Kinda rings hollow that the same people condemning political violence because of the assassination of Charlie Kirk have been cheering on the mass starvation and slaughter of children in Gaza for years

The far right alreaady assassinated an elected official just a couple months ago you dumb bitch

I've been forced to see images of children blown apart during an ongoing genocide. No, I don't feel bad for a Nazi who celebrated their deaths.

If it will aid in Xi rescuing us from Trump, then I fully support this

This is nazi logic. If you're thinking this way: You Are A Nazi. "Hey, if we just exterminated this one tiny group our lives would be better" You're a fucking Nazi piece of shit

Then Dems need to listen to their constituents and unequivocally condemn the genocide in Gaza & every single elected who supported it. Or STFU and just admit that they're only trying to launder their own transphobic bigotry.

This is not caving He 100% supports violence against trans people

That's literally the centrists you dipshit. The left has been pushing to replace the old genociders you insist will live forever

Good thing he cured cancer like he promised. Oh wait, he got distracted deporting record numbers of ppl and committing genocide.

Deep dish Chicago pizza is now the Official food of Lent

Newsom loves his Trump & maga. Collaborators like Newsom need to stop pretending they're not Nazi filth too

Tax The Rich Tax The Rich Tax The Rich Why are these people SO protected and able to pull out a sob story to protect their wealth. STOP demonising the poor, old, disabled & those juggling 3 fucking jobs to pay increased rent, bills, food and small luxuries. Politics is ALL about protecting the rich!

Nothing explains Stancil better than the fact that he's apparently never met a public school teacher in his life.

Ex-Biden State Department official says even the Israeli military expected the US to only let them bomb Gaza for weeks, rather than unconditionally for a year and a half:

this is why kamala harris isn't the president now btw

"World Athletics looking forward to openly sexually assaulting every woman who competes"

Eat. The. Rich. Stop blaming the poor. The millionaires and billionaires are killing us. Always money for CEOs never for the frontline workers. Politicians don't want to help because they want to be rich and comfortable and protected. Fuck em.

When you're a bigot and also dumb as fuck:

I wrote about how right wing creators are dominating the coverage of Lively vs Baldoni and how it has become a massive growth engine for the right wing media pipeline. Liberal creators are either ignoring the biggest story in pop culture or regurgitating Candace Owens’ coverage to their audiences.

You're an idiot on a public platform. Congratulations.

Trans people are far more likely to be unemployed or live in poverty than the general population. This is you literally using a group you know nothing about and clearly have no respect or empathy for as a fucking cudgel. And you're too stupid to even pull that off. You fucking genocidal ghoul.

This is a lie. The hose was merely kinked, and I have already apologized to the 101st Airborne for that. We all make mistakes.

The friendship is over and Musk is looking to take out Trump

The thing about 2024 is it proved, beyond any shadow of a doubt, that the DNC can just pick whoever it wants to be the candidate, primaries be damned. They did that twice And both times they deliberately chose ppl wearing stupid little hats and singing "Toot toot, all aboard for the genocide train!"

"The Democrats didn't do enough on Gaza" youtu.be/7uVq-XSg-6M?...

The US fucking loves Nazis and racism. It was founded on it. From genocides to chattel slavery to operation paperclip. FFS she spent 15 months supporting genocide herself. Democrats spread myths and then work with the Nazis when they arrive again. Resistance stalls at saying "this is not America"

You see, the punchline is that ppl Patton doesn't give a fuck about are going to die and that he sucks ass

Biden had 15 months to do something, anything, to stop it but chose to increase the slaughter every step of the way. Trump only did it as a 'fuck you' to Biden, but it wouldn't have a chance of happening if it was up to Biden.

Trump treating Biden like the toddler you give a steering wheel in the backseat. Fuck Trump, but Biden has well over a year to do anything except continue the slaughter and genocide Joe chose genocide

This is nothing but blatant disgusting racism.

In America children have to swear fealty to a flag every morning

Of course she's smiling, she spent more time campaigning for republican policies than even Trump. She's getting everything she wants.

Literally the only one who could resist the temptation of the Sword of Kahless

Are we gonna find out the Monopoly money in the backpack was just Italian currency? Is the NYPD that dumb?

"Listen up, our fugitive has been on the run for nearly a week, average foot speed is 4mph, that gives us a radius of apparently just a few miles. What I want from each of you is a very slow meandering search of every paved pathway and small bush in Central Park!"

Leave them the fuck alone you fucking pedo

They still can't find the guy. So, a time traveler is out there saving his future right now, and I'm not supposed to celebrate that?

The thing about DnD is you'll be DMing a campaign about Eldritch abominations then someone will ask a completely random question and before you know it you've given them a T-Rex butler with a top hat

Is there any worse feeling than realizing you used the same word twice in one sentence rather than finding a synonym