The President of the United States' response to the tragic murder of Rob Reiner is to imply that he deserved it for being critical of him. Trump is pure evil.

The Princess Bride, Misery, This Is Spinal Tap, A Few Good Men, When Harry Met Sally. What a fantastic body of work. What a terrible end. RIP Rob and Michele Reiner.

Without Ndiaye and KDH against Arsenal. Away win for sure.

Already transferred Skiliman out of my FPL team, so hopefully that means a goal or two today...

Where did the referee get another 3 minutes from on top of the 5 added on?

What a win for Everton Women at the champions! Great weekend to be an Evertonian.

Muñoz not involved. Calafiori for 1 point off the bench then. Oh well. #FPL

Courtney Brosnan! 👏. Anything but a 'dodgy keeper', Chelsea fans. Great clearance from Hayashi too.

I'm not sure there is anyone louder than Brian Sørensen.

Yes Hono! Fantastic Everton move!

So was the 11 minutes not enough or too much for Arne Slot?

Liverpool have Stached it.

Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall is a wonderful footballer. Ran the show again today and another fantastic goal!

I know some good people from Nottingham and I lived there for 12 years, but resorting to boring derogatory chants because you're getting beaten? Sing about your European Cups or something!

Up the fifth place Toffees!

Great first half. Made up for Thierno Barry. Very unselfish from Ndiaye who could easily have scored.

Notoriously corrupt FIFA cosying up to Trump? Surely not?

How things are lining up in #FPL today. Yes I've benched Guéhi again after midweek. Have also transferred Tarkowski in for van de Ven despite us shipping four goals at home last time...

Matchday. Looking forward to the inevitable Murillo / Milenkovic brace... 🙄

Haaland v Mbappe v Skiliman

Not bad, apart from benching Guéhi... #FPL

Another great 3 points on the road. Makes Saturday's debacle at home even more annoying though.

Dropping Jack from my FPL team did the trick. #COYB

Midweek lineup. Senesi -> Munoz Grealish -> Foden #FPL

You'd think Jordan Pickford would have learned not to let Newcastle fans' chants about him affect him by now.

'Not at Newcastle's level' Davey? We were above them in the table!

Dyche and Murillo / Milenkovic will have been licking their lips watching that.

Twice an opposition centre-back has scored a brace at set pieces at our ground this season. Not good enough.

Everton Evertoned. Decent goal from KDH. Barry unlucky again. On to the next one.

Shambolic first half. Iroegbunam has had an absolute stinker.

How many inflatable dinosaurs in the away end today? He's a Mackem and he's a blue... #EnglandsNumber1

One transfer this week with Longstaff injured. KDH comes in, triple Everton in midfield. #FPL

Sheffield United's owners proposed a merger with Wednesday. Clueless much?

Emails today...

Seetickets sending me emails about a P**l D****r tour. Ugh, just no.

Big Sam to follow in Rafa's footsteps?

Give Slot as much time as you want...

[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]

Three points off fourth place.

TBH I'd rather he didnt pick any of them...

I hope Thomas Tuchel was watching Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall and James Garner closely. Even Keano...

I've never felt more like singing the Blues! Great result! Looking down...

Brilliant shift put in by Thierno Barry tonight, although still no goal.

YESSSSSSS KDH!

Referees eh? What is the game coming to when you can't slap your own team-mate and club's player of the season around the face over nothing and get away with it? 🙄

The most stupid thing I've ever seen a footballer do in an Everton shirt. What the actual fuck Gana?

Surprised to see Seamus starting, but COYB!

It's unlikely, but if we win at Old Trafford on Monday night...

LiVARpool again. Still, go on agent Dyche...

Not really a Stone Roses fan but sad news about Mani. RIP.