Merd! Ou wè sa? Isidor dwe gen yon pye tankou yon motè traksyon!

Guess I won't be changing captain again. #WorldCupFantasy

Let's carry on playing Jake O'Brien at right back though eh Davie?

Patto is playing a blinder!

Rapist scores for Morocco.

Foul by Vini Jr? Not much of one. Jack Hendry is very lucky.

FFS Scotland.

That is shocking from Scott McKenna.

Ronaldinho there. No fake passports then.

Only just noticed Murat Yakin is in Pep Guardiola cosplay.

Not shaking hands with a rapist was about the only thing that Djed Spence did right last night. How many of whichever team wins the World Cup will follow his example?

Happy Dave's Syndrome day to all who celebrate.

Better second matchday but still not great. Wildcard activated for MD3. #WorldCupFantasy

Sitter missed by Kane.

Bet they weren't playing Thunderstruck in Philadelphia last night...

Bellingham got lucky there. Looked like a foul.

According to Guy Mowbray, the Boston Tea Party happened in Foxborough...

Wow, mentioning Thomas Partey being denied a Canadian visa (because he's a rapist) but not mentioning why? Not a good luck, Guy Mowbray. Playing the same day as Ronaldo too. 🤢

'VAR referee'. Video assistant referee referee?

Two goals for the arrogant bastard now.

La'nat! Ko'rdingizmi? Uning oyog'i tortish dvigatelinikidek bo'lsa kerak!

No minutes for Iliman Ndiaye tonight.

Haaland doing Haaland things.

No roof in East Rutherford either. Surely not again...

The first total farce of this World Cup. America.

'Take shelter outside the stadium bowl'. Or you could have the foresight to build a stadium with a roof over the stands...

If only someone came up with the idea of having a roof on the stands of a stadium...

Merde ! T'as vu ça ? Mbappé a un pied de locomotive !

5 goals in this World Cup already for Lionel Messi at the age of 38. Incredible.

Why does Messi still take penalties? He's never been great at them.

Looks like the next PM won't be Streeting at least.

You didn't shed tears for Gaza did you Keith?

Watching last night's Later... with Jools Holland. Angine de Poitrine look more natural than Shania Twain...

You were the one who was morally bankrupt, Keith.

Off you fuck, keith. Not that Andy Burnham would be much different.

Cabo Verde are absolutely wonderful to watch.

Youri Djorkaeff in the crowd, or Youri Jerkoff as Brian Moore used to say...

Own goals running away with the golden boot.

Could be a rugby score for Spain today...

Super sub Denis Undav making the difference.

Germany hoping for some Leweling up of the scoreline.

Thought this would be a good match. Côte d'Ivoire looking good.

Only 3 7s in a row in the Houston attendance. That's a shame. #Apollo8

On your Lagerbielke, it's offside.

Sweden all over the place. That's Graham Potter for you.

Verbruggen (horses whinny)

Brobbey brobbey Brobbey! 🟧🇳🇱

Found out about yesterday's train crash this morning as was preoccupied with a gig last night (Crows were fantastic). Was on that same line about 2 hours before, although my train was from Sheffield not Nottingham.

Amazing to think that Jesse Marsch is the head coach.

Trevor Francis wouldn't be happy about this. #KingOfQatar #FantasyFootballLeague