That's a good point. #UTFT

Yes KDH!

Great header!

Betoooooo!

Diabolical defending. Mykolenko and Tarkowski left Pickford in it there.

It's going to be City winning the bloody treble isn't it?

Arsenal are Arsenaling.

Trump threatening to wipe out an entire civilisation? Perfectly normal. Bet Dems voters are really glad they didnt bother voting because they didnt want to vote for a black woman...

Wireless Festival 'forced' to cancel. Maybe don't book an actual Nazi to headline then?

Are Arsenal going to Arsenal everything?

Tudor gets the chop.

Blimey, O'Reilly.

Iliman Ndiaye, never leave.

Some lovely football today too. Up the tiki taka Toffees. The School of Science is indeed on its way back.

Great win and performance. Garner, Dewsbury-Hall, Beto (!), Ndiaye, in fact everyone, superb. Pickford 100th clean sheet. Maybe going to Bramley-Moore isn't so bad after all. #UTFT

Decent first half that. Great pass from Jimmy Garner and finish from Beto.

Good effort from Everton Women today at Man United. Unlucky to be undone by a late goal.

Are Deadpool FC fans known for being violent? Strong police presence in Sheffield today. Or is it just SYP being SYP 37 years on?

Matchday. Ah, that familiar feeling of dread and inevitability...

Death doesn't come for Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris comes for Death. Oh wait, Death did come for that utter bastard. Rot in piss.

Jimmy Garner called up for England. About time. Not sure what KDH has done wrong though.

Caught up with the Oscars coverage from Sunday night. Ryan Coogler and Michael B. Jordan obviously quite overcome with their wins. Jessie Buckley's speech was what moved me the most. Many occurrences of Matt Berry saying 'picsurrrrre' too, which was glorious.

Watching Oscars highlights. Matt Berry saying 'Best Picture'...

Richy with a last minute equaliser at Anfield. Excellent.

What a great win for Everton Women. Four in a row! #UTFT

Fantastic pass from Inma Gabarro and finish from Kelly Gago! #UTFT

Getting your friends who support Arsenal tickets in the away end, who then actively celebrate goals is not acceptable in a stadium.

Great goal Yuka! #UTFT

Tough result after a good performance. Max Dowman becomes the Premier League's youngest ever scorer, beating James Vaughan.

Raya is busier than Pickford so far.

Is Calafiori wearing eyeliner?

Dwight McNeil so unlucky.

No Tarkowski or Branthwaite, so it's Keane and O'Brien in the middle, and our best midfielder at right back while two actual right backs are on the bench...

Matt Berry announcing at the Oscarssssserrr?

Saw a trailer for The Death of Robin Hood today. Looks interesting, but Hugh Jackman might rival Russell Crowe for the most preposterous accent by an Antipodean as Robin Hood...

Frankenstein's Creature and his bride dancing to Swedish electronic noise in 1930s Chicago wasn't in my 2026 predictions.

The Bride! is an odd film, but I enjoyed it.

Rangers and Celtic fans overtaken by vape shop owner for shittiest behaviour in Glasgow this Sunday.

Sunderland beaten by Port Vale. What might have been... (Everton getting beaten by Port Vale...) Arsenal away next for them I'd assume...

There haven't been any Coloni-esque slow cars in F1 for a while, but it looks like Cadillac might be changing that. Early days for them of course.

Rot in piss Ian Huntley.

Just watched #PeakyBlinders The Immortal Man. Hearing mclusky in a cinema is quite something. Great film too.

Spurs possibly the Spursiest they've ever been.

#FPL started out alright last night, but benched João Pedro, and Rice is my first sub...

Winning at Molineux isn't for everyone.

Don't think Joleon Lescott got as warm a reception as Tommy Gravesen on his TV duties...

Never felt more like singing the Blues...

McNeil was actually good tonight.