Evil prick

Pixies!

I'm selling my vintage merch on a donation basis, to raise money for a car! A lot of items have sold out, but there are a few rare items left, including.... -1 signed copy of The Girl in the Road -1 signed copy of What Every Girl Should Know -2 signed copies of The Melleray Alphabet Go look!

I'm getting worried about my cat.

One of the most satisfying things I've ever done.

Hey all I've been neglecting Bluesky of late but the good news I've cut all ties with Twitter and deactivated my account so I'll be here to annoy you more in the future 😘

We had to say goodbye to our beloved Biscuit today after 9 years. The whole family is heartbroken. We'll miss you little girl 😪

Hehe I love this fake Garda scam email I got that's actually written like it was spoken by a Garda 😂😂😂

📌Israeli users launched a campaign against Italian magazine L'Espresso, accusing it of publishing a "fake" image showing an Israeli soldier harassing a Palestinian. 📌L'Espresso released the full video, confirming the scene was real. The footage shows Israeli soldiers harassing Palestinians

Tragically (for me, not you!) , I have a ticket for Lucy Darling in the Olympia tonight. Face value. Good seat. Drop me a DM if you're interested #ticketfairy

Beyond excited. IYKYK

My brother is Kate Mulgrew's handler at Dublin Comic Con today and I'm insanely jealous.

Ahahahahaha!

The Actual Star e-book is $3.99 again. I don't pretend to know why, but if you need a ray of hope in humankind at this time....that's why I wrote it.

Driving through the toll tag lane off Limerick Tunnel this morning. Tag beeped, light went green. Went red and barrier came down just as I was passing through. No damage to car thankfully but got a awful fright. Called and reported it, waiting to hear back.

I wrote about the rise and fall of Twitter (with great insights from @marklittle.bsky.social and @kateconger.com and @jonronson.bsky.social) www.irishtimes.com/life-style/p...

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate

The White House currently contains more pricks than a hedgehog.

OK the book scammers aren't even trying with the fake names now 😂😂😂

Just when you thought this year couldn't get any more fucked up:

I'm thinking of building a house just for our cats so I can come in after a few days and destroy all their furniture.

Something wholesome to round off Friday evening.

All I'm seeing is this 😁

No need for Halloween costumes this year kids, just run around like this and scare the living shit out of people. #WeaponsMovie

New private #electriccars licensed in August 2025 grew by 53% compared with the same period in 2024 Change is happening . Change is good. #EV Source: CSO statistical release, 10 September 2025 cso.ie/en/releasesand…

We'll see about that.

College place secured for the boy. That's a relief. I'd love to be back in 1988 starting again. I royally fucked up the first time. 😂

Leaving cert results are out. He did brilliantly. So proud. H1 in Music I think he's most proud of that. Me too. 🥺

Just what we need - more fuckin data centres.

A little sneaky peeky at my new short story. Coming soon!

Excellent. Fuck golf courses and those who haunt them.

Rookie mistake.

Morning

Absolute scum.

New kitty on the block. The others are not impressed.

I wish ill on any billionaire who could use their money for good yet decide to persecute a group of people just trying to live their lives in peace or piss it down the drain on supercars and flash weddings , not just JoRo.

No, it fucking isn't.

I think I may need to stock up on popcorn for this election.

Seriously, who doesn't need a vase desk pen?

Finally got around to getting a charge point installed (Zappi Glo for those who are interested) so I could switch my charging to the EV tariff with Energia. Eliminates the need for public charging on my daily commute and my weekly 375km now costs less than €6. #energy #ElectricVehicles #

I've been very lucky to have participated in the pilot and I can attest that it's a life-changing opportunity for anyone struggling to make ends meet while continuing to pursue a career in the arts. It would be wonderful to see it continue in some shape or form, even if it goes to someone else.

This is some epic trolling from. Newsom. Hats off.

Alien: Earth was absolutely marvellous. Great cast, great visuals, great creatures. They really nailed the look of the ships from the same period as the original Alien. Great how the set is part spaceship, part tower buikding, giving it an Alien-meets The Raid feel.

I wonder if the t-shirt or the girlfriend came first?

So excited for Alien: Earth tonight!

Hard to believe people still celebrate this genocidal monster. Bet there's no mention of the over 40% of the Irish population murdered under his watch. And people wonder why we support the Palestinians.

So my brother is looking after Tia Carrere at Dublin Comic Con this weekend. He's obviously bitterly disappointed. The poor, poor man.

NEW: Police bodycam footage introduced at the trial of Jared Wise showed him berating police officers on Jan. 6, 2021, and yelling "kill 'em" as rioters attacked law enforcement. He’s now working as a senior adviser for the Department of Justice.

Guys pretending to be audio engineering or production gurus and holding condenser mics like this 😂😂😂