Can #Norway beat #England?? I’ll do a position by position comparison and award 1 to 5 points for each one. Based on expected starter and squad depth. #WorldCup #NorEng

The most epic AND hilarious post-match interview of the tournament award goes to… youtu.be/K0Ay4_T8ERg?...

How about that, my friends with three lions on a shirt… Didn’t see that one coming! #NorEng and #Haaland v #Kane… #WorldCup #QuarterFinal #RoRoRo (And if anyone needs a rowing viking to talk to on a podcast or youtube channel this week, just send me a message) And as always, #COYS

Oh my bleeping… What a QF this is gonna be… #NorEng

Norway with 66% possession v Brazil This has NEVER happened EVER. Since they started counting this at the world cup. 😂😂🥳🥳

If no club makes Nyland their first choice keeper after this tournament… Stupid Sevilla.

Well that was… * no words * Really. Got nothing left. Done. Finished. Empty. Shaking. Ørjan Håskjold Nyland MOTM Erling Braut Haaland BEAST #Norway #RoRoRo Vini go home. Literally. #WorldCup

Insanity. Feels like Bizarro-world … 🙃 #COYS #Spurs #VerySillySeason

Norway is the only national team that has played but never lost a game vs Brazil… #WorldCup #Norway #Ro

So, we’re getting both our dutch defenders back before preseason starts… #COYS

My #Danish friends… Because of Christian Eriksen, PE Højbjerg and Allan Nielsen i will allow this 😁 #COYS #BøndaFraNord #RO

France fears Norway. So they put out their best 11. we made 10 changes. Norway will have a well rested team ready for the knockout stages. Will France? Can Sweden make them pay for this?? (Doubt it) #Norway

Oooops we didit again 🫣🥳🍺 #Norway #Haaland

Yeah… Romero probably not sellable this summer.. #COYS #SPURS

Our 4 centre halves next season should include that magical Croatian dude!!! VDV, Senesi, Van Hecke and him #COYS

Fuckin hell, Vuskovic! Look at that pass to Perisic!!

That is wrong, he had a foot still on the goal line.

Our boy Kevin just came on 😎 He’ll score the winner on a corner, you saw it here first!! #AutJor #WorldCup #COYS

This ref is like seeing Spurs in PL this seqson 🤬

Lucas Bergvall is now Sweden’s youngest ever World Cup player. Beating former MU and Everton winger Jesper Blomqvist by 2 whole days!! #COYS #SPURS

If we sell Luka Vuskovic now, doesn’t matter if it’s Brighton or Barcelona, I would be equal amounts furious, disappointed and sad. I know most of us has followed him closely, being ever more impressed and excited! Imagine him never playing one single competitive game in our shirt? 🤬 #COYS #SPURS

Goooood morning! Why, you may ask…? BEN DAVIES NEW CONTRACT Senesi signed Bissouma released Kehl not signing So, yeah! #COYS #SPURS

He is lillywhite through and through! Delighted to see this confirmation. 🥳 #COYS #SPURS

«Your hand shall pet here» #NoModesty #NorwegianForestCat #CatLife #COYS

The two biggest Norwegian stars obviously can’t be bothered with turning up for the last friendly b4 the group stage starts. Haaland ghosting and Ødegård mostly walking around. Let’s hope they’re saving it for Iraq …

Getting Cody Gakpo in a spurs shirt just doesn’t excite me. Should it? If so, convince me.. #COYS #SPURS #SillySeason

Life in Norway…

I’m really positive about Robbo signing for us. For years we’ve been getting youngsters or loans, about time that is balanced out with experience and leadership. Talent is good, but you can have that in your thirties as well… #COYS #SPURS

Can anyone explain to me why we should sign James Trafford? If Vic leaves, that would make him our new first choice? That fills me with fear, and he comes with mostly question marks and little actual game experience. Not sure he’s better than Kinsky either. No, go buy someone better! #COYS #SPURS

Nobody on this green earth is more thrilled and delighted about Ben Davies staying with Tottenham 🤍 Best decision the club could make for the future of our youngsters! #COYS

With Senesi and Robertson in, most of defense done. One or two striKers/attackers. Maybe 3. Keepers looks to stay as is, if I read RDZ correctly. But this midfield chaos? Who is going and coming? Virtually impossible to predict 😳🤌 #COYS #SPURS

It’s been hard times this season.. I would like to quote LOTR on this:

Yes, it’s more relief than joy. Some joy Mostly relief #COYS #SPURS

Anxiety all the way right now 😬

I will be wearing this today. Ben was Poch’s first signing at Spurs, almost 12 years ago. The loyal and reliable player he is will be missed! The perfect role model for our youngsters! I hope to see him back as coach one day. (And who knows, if we go down, he might stay?) #COYS #SPURS #TTID

Current mood #COYS #SPURS

And to be a bit blunt… if we can’t get at least one point at home v Everton, we don’t deserve to survive this relegation battle… #COYS

We never get away with anything from the bridge. Ever. So those expecting points here, you should have known that was never gonna happen.

Always counted this one as 0 points. One point v Everton. #COYS

How many minutes can Madders play today??? A lot of misplaced passes out there… #COYS

A gentle reminder of what a fantastic player that is two games away from finishing 12 seasons in a Spurs shirt. I really hope @spursoffical.bsky.social gives him the sendoff he deserves come Sunday!!! #COYS #SPURS #BenDavies #WelshMaldini

C’mon! Scammers are 2 behind now! #COYS #SPURS

Would be cool if Hearts actually won the league today. With ex Aalesund striker Claudio Braga 🤞

If Chelsea wins the cup tomorrow, then their season is 100% over. Could some of the players switch off on Tuesday then? (Probably not, as it’s us) Anyway, I don’t care for any of the two teams and will not watch. #COYS #SPURS

Almost a year ago… How this club has fallen… No, not fallen. Crashed and burned? #COYS #SPURS

And why is everyone automatically assuming that WH will win at home v Leeds?? They’re are fragile as hell on set pieces and corners, and Leeds will score.

Newcastle will send the scammers home with nothing, and we need one more point. Of course a win would be better, but let’s take the point and go to the bridge with confidence! We are much better away from home these days, like it or not… this time we actually can get something there. #COYS #SPURS

Gives me absolutely zero joy. But it helps us. #COYS #SPURS

What is worse… The scum winning the PL or us relegated? Yes, I want WH to lose today 🫣 #COYS #SPURS

Would you eat these? Filled with blue cheese and Jarlsberg cheese… #Baking #Sunday #NoSpursToday