Okay, BUT, if it helps me write emails faster and sound smarter, then this is kind of a wash, right? /s

I don't use this word often, but this is friggin delightful

We're reading the kiddo Roald Dahl, which requires some extra explanation due to... societal changes, let's say. It doesn't help at all, however, when my wife accidentally reads "slug" as "slut."

Unsurprised to report that the brand new version of the stealing robot that's either a liar or full of shit is, in fact, either a liar or full of shit

This was a GREAT series, cannot recommend highly enough. NO idea where you can watch it. Good luck!

manchester.inklink.news/why-i-left-t... This article addresses a lot of what I find issue with within this so-called "project". You don't have to be a bi-partisan statist to recognize bad faith actors and cultish behavior; there's a lot of gross bullshit here.

I know a lot of people are sharing Beach Boys tunes, but this is my favorite late-career song by both these guys; I feel like a lot of folks didn't hear it at the time and it deserves more love. Crazy fun, absolute legends. RIP Brian Wilson youtu.be/IjvBmlg2HZ8?...

Incredible. Reads like a conversation with a complete sociopath who is also really, really lazy. amandaguinzburg.substack.com/p/diabolus-e...

Mountainhead is equal parts Silicon Valley (the show) and Dr. Strangelove. Don't know whether to laugh or cry.

I always thought that when people said that our government was doing something "like you'd see in North Korea" that we all understood that to be derogatory. 🤷

I'm sorry I don't post more; I'm a pretty busy guy. Checking in to confirm I still like this place, it's pretty great, appreciate all of you!

I don't know how people feel about airing this stuff out publicly, BUT, I looked up my handle on Clearsky and... What the fuck? I don't know who I followed that made people upset (because it's definitely not my stupid, infrequent posting), but I don't like this one bit. Very disappointed.

Turned 40 last week and now the Life Alert commercial isn't funny anymore

I am an extra toasty cheez-it supremacist. I believe they should change the regular cheez-its to extra toasty, and the current regular cheez-its should be relabeled "underdone less flavor style"

#Breaking: Garth Hudson, the last living member of The Band, dead at 87

All of these embarrassing losses are just to make it that much funnier when we stomp the Bills next weekend. Ya gotta believe! LET'S GO PATS!!

Not since 2008 have our patriots been so thoroughly squished by the fish

I hope I'm never away from New England for so long that I become sentimental about our (inferior) Greek-style pizza. I love this place, but I refuse to harbor certain delusions. (Looking at you, too, candlepin...)

Win or lose, it's pretty telling that for all the bullshit, "influencer" is still a nonsense job that will only get you so far; no matter how much u hype it, you're still just some overpaid Internet dork making a lot of money to do what unmemorable boxers have done for 25 years- fight washed up Mike

Not trying to troll, genuinely curious: how is it that Chicagoans are said to hate ketchup on hot dogs because it overwhelms the hot dog flavor, yet a traditional Chicago-Style hot dog has many very strong flavors? Is this not hypocritical? Are they totally separate schools of thought?

Takeout hack: Nachos in a pizza box. Ask for it by name!

Need one of those gimmicky electronic buttons that says things, specifically clips of Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit songs; nothing more dismissive than his signature "Shut The Fuck Up", this would sell huge amongst people who are 39

How has Supermarket Sweep not been successfully revived? Between the product placement and setting, shouldn't Mondelez or Kroger have made this work by now? Did I just give a horrible corporation an idea? Have I inadvertently made the world worse with my stray musings? I'm just asking questions.

One thing about this place that's different from the old place is that it feels like everyone is encouraged to contribute. It's like a responsibility; your skeets will be read and shared and your voice will be heard, so you should do your part to add to the content. That's very cool, but also, oh no

Saw a stat onscreen comparing Drake Maye's rushing yards to Steve Grogan; had no clue Grogan held records for being a rushing QB. Not asking for the 30 for 30 treatment, but c'mon, dude sounds amazing

In case anyone else has ever wondered whether Lou Bega intentionally used the name "Monica" in Mambo no. 5 after the Lewinsky scandal: Inconclusive. He's said on record that it wasn't intentional, but he may have been influenced by the news cycle. However, in my research, I found this fun quote:

www.instagram.com/reel/DA6IPzV... Not trying to spam, not even sure this will work, BUT our local high school is in the running for $2 Million from TMobile and they need some LIKES. I hope this link works!! GO BLUE KNIGHTS!

Encouraging all my fellow election officials, ballot inspectors, selectmen, and registrars (or non-NH equivalents) to keep our Georgia peers in mind today... As if they hadn't already provided us one nightmare scenario, this new requirement is going to be hell. Ask someone who you know who knows!

Our neighborhood group had a huge block party today; it was a soul-crushingly difficult undertaking, but it is crazy rewarding to see kids all over your side of town with their faces painted by the face painter you BEGGED local businesses for money to hire for them. Maybe we can do it again. (Maybe)

A screenshot from the old place, but it does make me giggle darkly

I love this idea; big reason I prefer this place is the positivity Things I like: -early October -meal prepping on the grill -seeing things I recognize from infomercials at Goodwill -matinees -when I tell people a certain Dunkins is the good one and they now what I'm taking about and they agree