@bowulf.bsky.social as a Jewish man with a K last name who recently had a child, a K first name was an immediate and firm NO

Birthday today. 1% older every day

Going on my second stint of parental leave in a couple of weeks. What should I watch while keeping this strapping lad alive and happy?

@bowulf.bsky.social I can think of one NFL player who may be interested, hon hon hon! variety.com/2025/tv/glob...

@bowulf.bsky.social Brian Kelly dead

@bowulf.bsky.social my six week old son just asked if I could invite you over to watch the big game this weekend

@bowulf.bsky.social happy Kevin Patullo article anniversary day

Welcomed baby kow (killakalf?) this weekend

@bowulf.bsky.social Bernie Mac dead

Ask me anything while my grill heats up

@bowulf.bsky.social good luck today

Last Father’s Day as a dad to only cats

@bowulf.bsky.social Brian Wilson dead

When I take a vow of celibacy this summer

What is sitting on your balls, Ken?

Posting on blue sky to let friends and fiends alike know that my wife and I have explored the intersection of sports and pop culture and will for the first time become parents later this summer

Threads stinks out loud

You heard of Kris Kristofferson? Well I am Piss Pissedofferson

Bluesky exclusive take: Really hate the “Sixers make me want to kill myself” genre of posts!

Long

Telling forbidden truths on Bluesky. Trent Reznor’s name spelled backwards is Ron Zertnert

There they are…the cats

Does anyone have a Bluesky invite for my beautiful wife?

Started Octopath Traveler 2 and this guy Osvald said “I’ve been in prison for 5 years and have almost perfected my escape plan. I’m only missing three things. The first is an escape route”

Thinking about leaving the silo

She knocked down a box to get up there. Really good

Hate that Twitter is unusable right after I signed a 4 year, 28 million dollar deal with the Philadelphia 76ers to become the worst professional basketball player who ever existed

I have two cats

Bluesky exclusive: there is a neighborhood cat at my new house who doesn’t belong to anyone, is a girl, and does not have a name. What should we call her?

One time, the guy who played Mr. Belvedere accidentally sat on his balls on set and they had to stop filming for a couple of days

“Who says no to this?” Bill Simmons says as he begins to caress Rembert Browne’s thigh