Any time I go to a sapphic event I simply lose the ability to understand how ANYONE is heterosexual.

My Uber smells like weed. The driver asked which dispensary we’re going to and said he’s gonna check out the specials once we get there. 5 stars.

Just watched Paddington in Peru (beautiful, made me weep) and I’m about to get reallllll annoying about this franchise all over again. The Paddington series is, truly, one of the best family film series to have come out of the last decade and it deserves Shrek- level appreciation.

In my deranged sick-addled brain I’ve decided it would be a good idea and iconic to get the rights to Cabaret (1998) and do the entire thing (with live vocals and a ragtag orchestra) with actual cabaret artists. Also I want it to be a junk musical like The Tiger Lillies’ “Shockheaded Peter.”

Can we go back to having patrons at drag/burly/cabaret shows mask (providing they are able)? Just to lower the risk of getting sick? Because whatever is going around is fucking NASTY. Everything hurts. My nose is full of cement. I’m FREEZING. This, generally, sucks ass.

Anyone wanna go to the woods and scream at god???

Perpetually torn between never wanting to leave my house and desperately wanting to leave my house.

The world is absolutely on fire but I made lasagna from scratch for dinner tonight and that makes things okay right now.

Say less, from left to right: Babs, Anubis, and Abu.

I wish these folks abject misery and zero peace. I hope every single breath comes with agonizing pain until they finally rot away and die.

💖

I feel like the key way to approach the next four years is that WE are not tripped in here with them, THEY are trapped in here with us. Make yourselves absolutely terrifying. Become ungovernable. Give them something to actually fear. They do not respond to peace.

evade that fare, steal company time, share your hormones, scam the government, do fraud, be a fag, have fun

Be free friends.

Walked through Piss Alley today. Didn’t even smell like piss. RIP Berlin. It still hurts.

Okay, hear me out… The titular Witch from Eldar Zakirov’s painting of the same name.