Hoopla 2026 ☀️🍎💋🩵🫰🏻

*Spoilers for Maul Shadow Lord* Loved the final two episodes but I find myself being really disappointed with how they killed Lady Kast, it felt so unceremonious. From the clone wars and then the son of dathomir comics I was so excited to see her again in shadow lord and her ending just wasn't it.

Entering my babushka era call me Baba faga

The bulk is bulking 🙈🪴

Leg™ It brings me no small amount of joy that every further iteration of Leg™ will feature my arrival tattoo ☺️

If I had a nickel for every time I've ripped my trousers down the back on a night out... Not even on the seam 😭

Quote with your last gym selfie of 2025 💪 💪

Actually in LOVE with my new necklace aaaaaaahh, going to have to debut it at big hot mess tonight and plan the entire fit around it 🔗🩶🫰🏻

How's the view from down there 😌 #tbt ✨

Hawick

So I discovered I actually look quite cute in a pup hood over the weekend 🐶

A genderfluid, gendersolid, and gendergas march at Pride ☆

Queers: Gathered Signs: Made Tees: Cropped Nails: Painted Ready for Pride 🚶🏻🏳️‍🌈🚶🏻‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️🚶🏻‍♂️✊🏻 @colmmmm.bsky.social & @benjmharris.bsky.social

You going out tonight? why yes now that you've mentioned it my fomo won't allow me to stay in! 😚😂

And just like that I've re-entered my K-pop era 🖤💜🩷

faves 💜 #kpopdemonhunters #turningred

In my happy place 😌

Hoopla 2025 ☀️🔥💋🩵🍌

The new Guzzlord Ex's move set... 10/10 no notes.

Cut in front of him turning in to a junction but a win is a win

Got hollered at by a lorry driver today wearing these shorts 😌🚛🗣️

Kind of always forget how dire countryside Grindr is like today I went from my village to the closest town and the grid didn't even budge cause the gays are just so sparse 🥲

Just got called a poof by someone in a passing car and the most offensive thing about it is knowing I've long since graduated to faggot and I demand to be recognised as such 👏🏻😤

Fucking love the ününün family portrait Regirock and Regice both wanting uppies, Registeel T posing on an entirely different plane, Regigigas so done with their shit, peak

'How Bad Do U Want Me' is to Mayhem what 'Why Did You Do That' is to A Star Is Born

When your thighs wear through the groin of your favourite jeans so you just have to turn them into chaps 🤷🏻‍♂️

"How was Manchester?"

Employer: What would your dream position be? Me: Arched over supporting gaga on my abs in the abracadabra music video 😩

Announcing the relinquish of my agnosticism, my religion is the Abracadabra music video. RAPTURE.

Always honoured to share the limelight with this stunner, even if it's only our crotches 🔥

Grindr explain, what do you mean hide, WHERE IS THE BLOCK!? 😭

Another platform for me to seek attention on, marvelous Anyway here's my Jason voorhees from Halloween 🌲🏕️🌲🔪🌲