Dan Orlovsky talks about football with the over-caffeinated fervor of a flat earther trying to explain why all of science is wrong, but HE is smart enough to see through NASA's lies. It's been a long Monday, and there's absolutely no way I'm listening to him froth at the mouth. CIN @ DEN it is.

Prediction: Tyreek Hill won't play another snap in Miami.

Its 6:30sm. It's too early to have to listen to Greg Olsen. #NFL

Never fear, alleged Christians awaiting the #Rapture. I'll take care of your doggos after you float away tomorrow!

It's a shame that virtually nothing has been written in the scholarly literature about felching.

#NotreDame 0-2 since changing their classic "Fighting Irish" logo. Just sayin'.

Some birds with raised wings, for #BirdoftheDay! #birds #birdphotography #birdersofbluesky #Oregonbirds #Albatrosd #Ducks

#Seahawks pre-season game crew are thr best in the league--complimentary of both teams and Michael Robinson andnl Kate are so wholesome. I wish I could listen to them call Hawks game all season.

I love #Seahawks fans. I love even more that the only dudebro who was like "uhh come on we just watch football for manly tackling reasons" got downvoted to perdition.

No one can claim that #Browns fans don't Browns helmet the Browns.💩

This #Seahawks game is the Horton & Holani Show! SEA!

Just watched The Babadook for the first time. Excuse me while I go ugly cry in the bathroom.

This bee, doing its thing. 🩷 pollinators!

Mountain Bluebird #birds #birding #oregonbirds #birdersofbluesky

Can't get over our adorable blue-spotted jawfish. #reeftank

Pam Tillis is such a seriously underrated 90s country singer.

Watching TV with a #chihuahua.

Please unfollow and block this shithole account, if you follow it.

Spotify's idea of a shuffle: - 1 James Bay song - 1 No Doubt song - LITERALLY FIVE SUBLIME SONGS IN A ROW - 1 Collective Soul song Some days, it will literally play the same songs in the same order as two days ago. It's SHUFFLE, it shouldn't be hard to figure out. Why pay you to be incompetent?

Folks, the most insecure narcissist that ever existed:

Listening to @minakimes.bsky.social latest podcast, as a Seahawks fan...

International Chihuahua Appreciation Day? Is this a real thing? My little spoiled babies get plenty of appreciation every day, but there's always room for more! Anyhow, here's Clemmy.

Just over here battling my inner demons. #seahawks

I know people keep using this line, ESPECIALLY in WWE right now, but Roxanne Perez is Temu Rhea Ripley. Roxanne needs to get her own shtick. You can't out-mami Mami.

"Pinnale of WWE meritocracy"? Oh, shut up Wade Barrett. Charlotte Flair doesn't merit half of what she's been handed--that's the problem. #wwe #smackdown

Giveaway for #ea-nasir fans, heads up. www.instagram.com/p/DJcE6znJnT...

#WWE New Day? More like...

Me, watching Thubderbolts: *whispers to partner* This guy definitely went to The Bill Pullman School of Acting. My partner, after a pause: I think he IS Bill Pullman's son.

Per @cbssports.bsky.social And this is what so many NFL coaches and staff only speak anonymously.

When you think you're better than any other draft prospect, you don't go to the combine, you refuse to workout for certain teams, you blow off and otherwise half-ass the team interviews you deign to do, you don't attend the draft... you get drafted in the 5th round to the BROWNS. You earned it.

People were saying that this was just deliberately false rumors spread by a team that wanted his draft stock to fall, so they could snatch him further down. Well, now every team has passed on drafting him multiple times, so clearly this anonymous assistant coach was being 100% honest. I believed it.

Shiloh's gonna be drafted before Shedeur, lmao.

God, how much I wish Mel Kiper would fuck off forever. When the Saints didn't draft Sanders, I knew the rest of the night would be Mel being butthurt about being wrong and how all these teams would regret not doing what he said they should do, and not picking the guy that Mel thinks is the best.

Just watched #Adolescence so... obviously I'll be in the corner fetaling and crying if you need me.

#birds #birdersofbluesky #meme #birding

April 11 has the opportunity to do the funniest thing... #simpsons #trump

Love spring, when they're very cool winged friends return! #turkeyvultures #vulture #birds #oregonbirds #oregonbirding #birdphotography #birdersofbluesky

My contribution for this sacred day #IdesofMarch

American Dipper, the curious little bird that first hooked me into birding (not this Dipper specifically!). Thanks lil buddy! #birds #birding #birdersofbluesky #birdphotography #birdsoforegon

My Danish cousins will sometimes message me to check in if we're doing OK and to express their concerns about... *waves hands broadly*

I miss #EvaCassidy.

Valentine's Day Report.💓 A remarkable mother successfully feeding her chick. Wisdom's fuzzball is growing nicely. On Midway Atoll for now, all is well in the world. Big cheer for the oldest known breeding sea #bird This Laysan Albatross or Moli is at least 74 years old. Credit Dan Rapp, USFWS

Perhaps my favorite place to be in the entire #PNW

The #dogs are very yin and yang snuggling today. #chihuahua #rescue #mutt

Raven (peep the diamond tail-festher configuration) and RTHA having a "soar off." #birds #birdphotography #oregonbirds #birdersofbluesky #birding #raptors #corvids

Great. Now my boyfriend has put on "The Land Before Time." As if real life isn't fucking depressing enough.

I have a soft spot for double- crested cormorants. #birds #birding #oregonbirds #birdphotography #birdersofbluesky

This #coup is a goddamn downer. I'm just like... pretending to go on like normal, but I feel so numb, and when I feel anything it's just like... unspeakable rage and desire to just Luigi the nearest oligarch.

Sunday is for hanging out with your peeps. Western Sandpipers at the #OregonCoast. #birds #birding #oregonbirds #shorebirds #birdphotography #birdersofbluesky