Only £8.78 It’s a bloody bargain! #GetBlotto Thank you in anticipation.

Report by - ▶️ Forwarding the message to 7726 ☎️ Ring Action Fraud 0300 123 2040 ✉️ Email [email protected] Then block the number. Never click on any links.

To all you OAP’s out there. There is a scam message doing the rounds to do with the Winter Fuel Allowance. Do NOT respond, but delete and report. Bastard people, they are. Please share.

A neat little cryptic crossword clue for all you cruciverbalists out there. Common feature of publicity explicitly solicited within the law. (5)

. PM netanyahu and the idf, Stop killing innocent civilians... #r4today #bbcbreakfast #GMB #C4News #toriesgone413 .

Ha! What a grubby little onanist.

Still pushin’. Care to help me along?

If you want to write a book, by all means go ahead, good luck to you, but please do it for yourself I spent huge amounts of time on Blotto, thousands of hours in fact and over years Still, like a fool I am, I’m now well into Brahms and Liszt’. Please tell me, am I a stupid fucking idiot?

Democracy can only truly survive with a well informed and intelligent electorate. Unfortunately, it is its Achilles Heel. Scary times.

Gets even better! Blotto is in the top 9k! Thank you. Bloody marvellous! Please buy it if you haven’t already. Send it even higher. Over the moon.

Gets even better! Blotto is in the top 9k! Thank you. Bloody marvellous! Please buy it if you haven’t already. Send it even higher. Over the moon.

Blotto's on a bit of a surge. 14,571 is excellent but love to get higher. Care to help? Only a tenner. As a single father to a 13 year old girl, it would mean a lot to both of us. amzn.eu/d/fkL9yFc

Sorry to be a pain in the arse again, but Blotto needs a kick up the arse, it’s languishing rather. Put your size 10’s out and give it a boot, would ya? Only a tenner and a very good read so I’m told. Be everso grateful. #GetBlotto amzn.eu/d/7RSGdXN

One of a series of strip cartoons I did as a very young man.

In my everlasting deference, respect and overwhelming love to my ol’ mum and dad, how would you pronounce this? Nug-et or Noo-gah? Just interested.

I’m sure similar words might have been said about Jews in the Warsaw Ghetto. Will these people never learn?

Been rather lacking here. Please forgive me. It’s rather kicking off over on Twitter. I’m in the fray.

Did I ever tell you all about the time I was stung by a wasp and on the scrotum as a 9 year old boy? Fortunately, on that occasion, my dear ‘ol mum didn’t insist on sucking the sting out! I think the damage might have been far greater had she have done so. Ha!

Spot the difference.

Source: London Evening Standard This is scary. Maybe other nations have had enough of Western dominance and that Trump’s weakness, masquerading as strength, has enabled this? t.co/QfuQZAA4dc?s...

Just this.

Crossword clue. Menu’s starter - a large fat duck (7) I’ll put it on the bill. Ha!

Never before have John Lennon’s words rung so true to me. Trouble is, religion, racism, xenophobia, and greed fuck it all up. We are all destined to ultimate failure until we realise this.

Nice to see a bit of American humour.

The truth.

The truth.

Why is Wes Streeting able to talk about what was said at Glastonbury But not able to comment on reports of IDF soldiers being ordered to kill Palestinians queuing up for food?

I’ve just suggested to my 13 year old daughter, Isadora, that I cut my hair off - trim and nice. She said no, unequivocally! What do you think? I normally wear it tied up in any case. Oh, please forgive the dark specks in my hairline - busy day removing ancient old paint. The things we do, eh?

AI, eh? I wonder whether I might use it to create an audiobook? Do they do Bristolian accents I wonder? German? Link’s on my profile. Love you to have a look if you haven’t already.

Tough luck, little fellah.

Here I am, home alone and sleeping in the garden. The temperature out here is perfect, a still night, not a breeze even, and this is what I’m looking at. A blurred image as you might notice, but strangely apt with my myopic vision and considering I’ve had a couple of beers. *hic* Good night all. x

I think we all suspected this. Trump wouldn’t know the truth if it came up and slapped him in the face.

It took Netanyahu 29 years, but he finally found an American president who was itching to go to war with him against Iran.

Bit of a long shot, but do you follow me here Mrs Williams? Love to know how you progress with Blotto. #GetBlotto Link’s on my profile if others might wish to voice their opinion.

Or you could #GetBlotto instead. Reviews are very good overall. Link’s on my profile. You never know, you might enjoy the diversion whilst fantasising about winning millions. Ha!

Can one deny this? #CriticismOfIsraelIsNOTAntisemitism

Just sayin'. Please #GetBlotto

Facebook serves up a cartoon from eight years ago. #r4today

This embarrasses me. We are very lazy in the UK when it comes to food. No wonder there is so much obesity.

I like this. Do you?

From the ‘other place’. Do you agree?

Not only did my 13 year old daughter, Isadora, shoot 6 out of 7 at the air rifle range whilst visiting our local village fete and win yet another cuddly toy, but now she is gently educating me on the difference between the words exaggeration and hyperbole. I do love her so very much. Ha!

Here’s your source. You could have looked it up. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

Clare is smart. She ordered a copy of Blotto on Amazon. Be like Clare. She might have a laugh, even possibly shed a tear too.

Think I’ve almost caught up with everyone. If I haven’t, then please give me a nudge. My ethos here is now follow all but only reject if I encounter rude or abusive comment. Oh, any screenwriters out there that might be interested in working collaboratively? I’m told it would go well to film.

@tedsmith.bsky.social‪ author of blotto is on here folks. give a follow and say hi!

My daughter recommended @HelloFreshUK saying I could trial it for free but pay a delivery charge. 3 meals arrived on Tuesday but they have not given me time to even assess it before charging my account £36 today and refusing me reimbursement albeit I don’t want more. Awful service. Bad practice.

Still pushin’, a shameless task but got to keep going. Here’s a most recent review. Do you know Bristol? If so, Blotto might entertain you too. #GetBlotto #Bristol @RealBristolNews @BristolLive @BBCBristol @WestonSeafront

Made me laugh.