I am going on a short adventure and will document my journey. I left a list of instructions on the fridge for whenever is babysitting Junior, also don't forget to feed Scavenger his kibble two times a day.

[Insert picture of Hook pointing to himself, perplexed] Me?! I'm a Decepticon, are you sure I wasn't the one who destroyed your orphanage?

Friendship with Rung and that fucked up baby that looks exactly like me that I found in a nuclear exclusion zone. @rungthetherapist.bsky.social

ooc: I have never laughed so fucking hard in my entire life omfgggg

Junior got into the fridge again💢

sideye

hookster.straw.page I'll find you if you send me a stupid message

Should I open a strawpage so bots can tell me their deepest darkest secrets? I'm going to take Rung's job but instead of finding a solution I'll just make it worse.

I woke up like this??? Help????!!!

I'm going to set him free soon. Watch your ankles.

I'm sorry but I'm not

A little bit of wire fraud a day keeps the Decepticon army's pocket full of money-ay? . . . Who cares about rhyming?!

[ooc: work was overwhelmingly me so I took a very sudden leave of absence from blusky. I think i'm feeling better to return]

[ooc: mun is suffering from work... will return shortly...]

I open my servo and present to you this creature. Will you take him?

If anyone finds Scavenger please let him know that I will wring his neck if he keeps howling at the moon in the middle of the night.

(ooc: I thrive off of being stupid. This is fun haha)

Why everyone pregnant? I can't keep delivering all these sparklings, use protection!!!!!!!!

Scrapper says I need friends. So now I have to go around and talk to others??? Ew...

Mixmaster said, and I quote, "t-those hips about to m-make me act u-up!"

Does this picture make me look fat?