Bf: "I'm going to propose to you during a June." Me: "Oh? Why?" Bf: "So I can say 'Happy bride month'." Anyways, happy pride month, everyone. 😅

Bf: "Yay! Salt!" Me: "Shut up!!"

Boyfriend talking about Wrath & Glory: Bf: "Barely understood, notoriously unstable, and yet widely used, plasma weapons are (...) any dare to carry." Me: "Has there ever been a more 40K sentence?"😆 Bf: "Barely understood, notoriously unstable, and yet widely used?😆 Me: "Yeah."😂 Bf: 😂

Early morning, making sandwiches for my bf for at work. Accidentally put one piece of bread on the control bit of our induction stove and it starts beeping. Me: "Honey." Bf: "Yeah?" Me: "I just learned that bread's conductive." Bf: "😂"

On our way, driving through the countryside. Me: "Oh! A Heron!" Bf: "If it's a male, is it called a him-ron?" 😋 Me: "No." 🤦‍♀️😆

Using our new firebowl to burn up some leftover wood. Bunch of pine-ish wood and a small bit of oak. The oak is taking quite a while to even blacken. 10 min. after putting oak in: Bf: "Now the oak is catching fire." Firebowl: *Ding* Bf+me: 😆

Boyfriend and I are cuddling in bed. He suddenly starts to breathe slowly and deeply. Me: "What are you doing?" 🤨 Bf: "Breathing in deeply." Me: "Oh, okay." Bf: "Memorising your scent." Me: "What?" 😆 Bf: "So I can find you in the dark." Me: 😂