Its that time of year again. Achievement Unlocked: Reached level 34.

Merry Christmas!!

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN KOVU ISN'T SCAR'S BIOLOGICAL SON??????? I DEMAND A DNA TEST DISNEY !!!!!!!

Me and gym friend walking towards the door to exit the studio Gym friend: oh there's my gym crush. As we are literally walking out the door she whispers " I hope he doesn't have a small penis" Me:

Probably not an original idea but has anyone done a drag performance as betelgeuse singing " Say my name" ?

Walking to the bus Random skinny old man : lose some weight. Me : * keeps walking * What i should have said. " maybe you should gain some ya boney fuck before the wind carries you far far away"

Clair obscur expedition 33 hot take. Renoir's second battle theme is better than the final boss theme. The final boss theme is great, but the second one is better

The summer got me fucked up but 22 months.

The religious people out here , screaming into thier microphones, tryna shove the wrong Jesus down my throat. But id be the weird one if i was yelling bout sucking dick 🙄

21 months.

Make it make sense. Grindr ad : YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MENOPAUSE CAUSE PLAYING THIS GAME RELEASES DOPAMINE WHICH CURES MENOPAUSE

20 months, and its pride.

Why do people have the worst timing 😑.

Just beat Clair obscur. Both endings are right but the consequences make ya feel bad. Love this game but goddammit

Its Fucking cold out here and my future husband is out there mouth harassing a hamburger or something 😒

Gonna sound odd but my biggest problem with cutting my hair/shaving is all the compliments. Oh you look so nice etc etc. So I was ugly before then is what your saying?

When u unconsciously reach and play with ur hair but remember you got a haircut.

Ya ever just look at a tall mother fucker and say " why the fuck are you so tall? " .

19 months. Honestly feeling a little burnout but I'll get through it.

Saw a tiktok bout a wife doing that " im so hungry i could eat" trend to see her husband's reaction. In this case it was the football player Ceedee Lamb. Looked him up and i get it. However WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE MAN IS ONLY 26?????????????????????????????

Taps, woofs, waves oh my. Tf do you want.

Sometimes you gotta get in your feelings for a few minutes and then get tf over it.

Approaching me in the locker room when i dont know you is the worst. Don't do it.

Saw a squirrel today. Kinda forgot they existed

Older Spanish lady comes up to me speaking Spanish, I tell her my classic " no habla Español, no intiendo Español ". Why she looked so offended.

7 years as a zumba instructor. To many more.

Tf is the point of insurance if they don't take it/ doesn't get you good quality stuff.

In the house my body is fine. The minute i step outside all the achs and pains want to hit. Tf is your problem body?

17 months.

Shhhh i didn't forget my 16 months at the gym photo

Abrakadabra!!! YAS GAGA!!!! And yes im fully aware thats not how its spell

Its crazy how much of a difference 10° makes.

I got it in black too. And short sleeve. Cause why not.

Little b-day gift to myself. Gengar is one of my top 5 favorite pokemon, and purple is my favorite color.

I got that 🎂 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂. #happybirthdaytome2025

Its my birthday 🎂 ( a nice quiet one). Treated myself to a nice lunch, searching Amazon for gifts , ANNND teaching zumba with a stuffy nose 😜.

Reached level 33.

Happy new year

Time for that gym end of the month selfie. 15 months, the og goal remains the same gor next year. Just trying to be a healthier me.

2 ( assumingly ) high school age boys arguing loudly over the age old question of what makes a sandwich a sandwich. Specifically if hotdogs are sandwiches. Boy 1: yo im bout to put my meat between your cheeks. Everyone on the bus :

Elsa wtf is your problem? 😕

Embarrassing moment dmv security guard asking English or Spanish. Tell me why My non Spanish speaking ass almost said Spanish.

Dear future boyfriend, Im working on your future body pillow, to lay on ( maybe crush) , to hold , to bite ( NOT HARD PLS) etc etc etc etc

Me: hmm person A is late/not here yet etc etc My mind : OMFG THIER DEAD Me : 🙃

Laaaaddddy in reeeeeeed. 14 months.

Its fucking cold and ima need Sza to make cuffing season an actual song so i can summon a good warm blanket, to love and hold me and vis versa

The spread. Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Happy Thanksgiving