this is one of the funniest CS posts ever made, I'm crying

Alright scarlords, thanks for coming to the stream! That was a fun time! We dismantled the CIA pope's crack operation and now we got Magilou to join us! Next time, an attack on the cop headquarters. That'll go well and we won't lose in an humilliating way!

🌹💀LIVE💀🌹 Tales of Berseria! Last time, we learned that the church/cia is secretly producing and distributing crack. So we're gonna end that production! Surely that'll go well! www.twitch.tv/dokuroscarmi... #scarmiglive #vtuber #vtlive #talesofberseria #jrpg

🌹💀LIVE💀🌹 Tales of Berseria! Last time, we learned that the church/cia is secretly producing and distributing crack. So we're gonna end that production! Surely that'll go well! www.twitch.tv/dokuroscarmi... #scarmiglive #vtuber #vtlive #talesofberseria #jrpg

TODAY @ 7 PM MDT Tales of Berseria Continues! If I had a dollar for every time I've been asked to shut down a fantasy trap house in an rpg I'd have 2 dollars. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice. www.twitch.tv/dokuroscarmi... #scarmiglive #vtuber #talesofberesria #jrpg

TODAY @ 7 PM MDT Tales of Berseria Continues! If I had a dollar for every time I've been asked to shut down a fantasy trap house in an rpg I'd have 2 dollars. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice. www.twitch.tv/dokuroscarmi... #scarmiglive #vtuber #talesofberesria #jrpg

you have no excuse to not watch kabuto

I don't really announce streams in advance that often, but this one is special. I'll be streaming Kijutsu Rider (which released today btw) with some of the cast tonight at 8:00 PM CST! LET'S REV IT UP BABY! www.twitch.tv/crashstar_vt

Good morning scarlords! It's fridey! My third day off! So I'm just gonna rest and prepare for stream and probably get something good to eat. Today we continue with Tales of Berseria! We got hired to take out a priest in charge of the church/cia's crack production pipeline. So that'll be fun!

Kamen Rider celebrates its 55th anniversary today.

It is friday once again friends

this is what actual literature discourse is like now

I had to RACE to make this and someone probably already got a better one.

This has been in my head for months now

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed

alright chat any vtuber friends who have slay the spire 2 and/or want to play with friends on stream please email me at this webzone because i'm planning something big

Thinking of what would go on my eventual catchphrase bingo All I can think about: - Inviting evil - Spiritually correct - Email me at this webzone - YOU'S A BITCH, YO MOMMA'S A BITCH AND YO DADDY'S A HO

why don't people collab with me? All I do is default to gossip and shitflinging the moment my brain runs out of things to say on stream

TM Opera O: Rejoice my subjects, your king has arrived to weave yet another legend and you are permitted to bare witness to it unfolding! Vodka: Is that girl wearing fucking gold armor to a race?! Meisho Doto: It’s actually polished bronze, it weighs 60% less. Vodka: That’s not why I’m asking!

This is probably not gonna go anywhere, but I might as well call out that it's the Spotify model of revshare but for games, which famously doesn't pay anyone fairly. I've also never heard of this organization until today or, with respect to the devs, any of these games

ALSO because it came up several times during the Cave Story Multiplayer stream... Cave Story is freeware! You don't have to pay for it, and in fact should not pay for it! Here's the link with many alternate versions and platforms: www.cavestory.org/download/cav...

They weren't lying, that Angine can Poitrine

excited for that new guilty gear strive DLC

Good morning scarlords! It's thursdey! And I STILL have the day off! I got a piece of art I was waiting on but since it's not quite the time you'll see it on sunday! At least on bluesky. The discord server has seen a preview! Today it's just Mistria and Slay the Spire for me, so no stream today!

The original 3 Resident Evil games and Breath of Fire IV are now available on Steam, but they include third-party DRM "The Enigma Protector", which may negatively impact performance.

Netflix picked the worst damn fanbase to fuck over cus if there's any fanbase that will drag a joke out to eternity, it's the Jojo fanbase

Alright scarlords, thanks for coming to the stream! Wow, I can't believe they had a surprise Arknights collab in Star Rail! Who could have seen that coming? Bravo, mihoyo! I got a nice 3* PF clear, too.

TODAY @ 7 PM MDT To start my new gacha arc, I'm gonna be playing Honkai Star Rail! First, Pure Fiction clears, and then checking out the new event! I hear it's a collab 👀 After that, I might do some Chaos Zero Nightmare! www.twitch.tv/dokuroscarmi... #scarmiglive #vtuber #residentevil4 #waitwhat

🌹💀LIVE💀🌹 Honkai Star Rail! There's a new Pure Fiction I need to clear and a new event I need to check out, so we'll do that! 100% real! Not Fake! www.twitch.tv/dokuroscarmi... #scarmiglive #vtuber #vtlive #residentevil4 #aprilfools

why so serious?

TODAY @ 7 PM MDT To start my new gacha arc, I'm gonna be playing Honkai Star Rail! First, Pure Fiction clears, and then checking out the new event! I hear it's a collab 👀 After that, I might do some Chaos Zero Nightmare! www.twitch.tv/dokuroscarmi... #scarmiglive #vtuber #residentevil4 #waitwhat

in actual real unironic news i got an art piece that you guys helped fund ready but since it's kinda topical it won't go up until sunday yes it's the much awaited one be excited

Good morning scarlords! It's a completely normal day! Anyway, in entirely unrelated news, I'm becoming a gacha game streamer now, I'm a born again puppet! And I'm gonna start my day by playing some Chaos Zero Nightmare offstream! Later, it'll be some Star Rail MoC clears on Stream!

Beatrice rkgk #umineko

accidentally posted the stream announcement a little early but pay it no mind, i got distracted trying to learn czn before the stream, don't worry

seafood places fries and shawarma places fries are the two ends of the fries moral compass

A repost from my discord since it's too long to fit in one post

good post

Good morning scarlords! It's a completely normal day! Anyway, in entirely unrelated news, I'm becoming a gacha game streamer now, I'm a born again puppet! And I'm gonna start my day by playing some Chaos Zero Nightmare offstream! Later, it'll be some Star Rail MoC clears on Stream!

Hello. It is me. I am Bear, from Sega's hit 1988 game, Altered Beast. I hope your day is going well. Do you have any honey. Hello

This is the sort of thing that happens when you make a Discord at chat's demand and then leave them to their own devices all day...

SHIFT UP acquires Shinji Mikami-led studio UNBOUND SHIFT UP has fully acquired UNBOUND, the new Tokyo-based game studio founded by Resident Evil creator and Devil May Cry producer Shinji Mikami in November 2022, the company announced.

Nothing feels as heavenly as the last 20 minutes before leaving work when you know absolutely nobody will bother you.