"Your temper is very quick, my friend. But until you learn to master your rage..." "Your rage will become your master? That's what you were going to say, right? Right?" "...Not necessarily." #MysteryMen

The Knicks are up 2-0 in the Eastern Conference Finals against the Cavaliers. I get the feeling that Lutnick just cursed them. Now the Cavs will come back and win the next 4 games, eliminating the Knicks.

While I still miss Twitter (to a degree), I appreciate what I see here every time I come around. I get to deal with many different aspects of life, different genres of content, different realms of existence. I'll never fully understand the overall impact of social media, but at least I'm here.

And with the last ever broadcast of The Late Show, let's see how CBS does in terms of late night ratings. No disrespect to Byron Allen, he's a great guy and he means well...but there's no way in hell he'll get anywhere near the audience Colbert got. CBS has officially jumped the shark. #CancelCBS

I don't keep up with WWE much these days, but I'm aware of most current things going on there, but I just have to ask: Why is Brock Lesnar still around? Didn't they lean heavily into him retiring after losing to Oba Femi at WrestleMania?

🎶There ain't never a catch, all you gotta do is snatch do the velcro fly🎶

🎶TV dinners, there's nothing else to eat TV dinners, they really can't be beat🎶

"I don't believe it! It's that shit-box Dodge again!" "Bastards are ours now!" #BluesBrothers

Our President has made it clear: he straight up said that he does not think about our financial situation. Grocery prices are still high, gas prices continue to rise, it's harder to pay for essential goods and services...and Trump does not give a fuck. Midterms are coming. Fight the real enemy.

2 months away from Twitter (not by choice, they kicked me out for a bullshit reason), and I'm not missing them. Much more positivity and cat pictures over here, and I still get to speak my mind. 😛 I do miss interacting with certain people over there, but that's something I gotta deal with.

QRP with the doctor you'd trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr.

We've got some NBA playoff series going to 7 games. We've got some NHL playoff series going to 7 games. We're only 1/5 of the way through the MLB season. No complaints from me. The more sports, the better.

George Carlin said it best: "Rights aren't rights if someone can take 'em away. They're privileges. That's all we've ever had in this country is a bill of temporary privileges. And if you read the news, even badly, you know that every year the list keeps getting shorter and shorter and shorter."

Going back to Fortnite after a few weeks, and I get the whole Save The World intro. So STW is now free...after they charged $15-$30 for it back in the day. Guess Epic Games realized Battle Royale is, was, and always will be the cash cow. (I can't complain: I give them a few bucks here and there)

Listening to "Love Shack" by the B-52's, and it got me thinking... Has anyone ever thought of doing covers of their songs, but with guys singing what the girls were singing, and vice versa? I could dig a female version of Fred Schneider telling me to "hurry up, and bring your jukebox money!" 😆

Some sources say the WHCA dinner shooting suspect is in custody. Other sources say the suspect was killed by Secret Service agents. At a gathering with a room full of journalists and news reporters, you'd expect somebody there to be able to tell us what the fuck is going on. Total fucking chaos.

Also, how ironic is it that the WHCA dinner is attended by hundreds of journalists/news reporters, and we don't have a single solid explanation as to what the fuck is going on? Seriously, this seems like another staged attempt to make Trump look better than he really does.

Okay, even before we start prying into who the gunman was and why they did it, let's look at the facts: - This is the 1st Correspondent's Dinner that Trump ever attended as President - Karoline Leavitt made a comment about how there will be "shots fired" at the event - Trump wants the show to go on

Reports of shots fired at the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I don't mean "shots fired" as in "people making jokes or insults". Somebody literally had a gun and started shooting. Just saying, this shit never happened at the Correspondent's Dinner when Biden or Obama were President. Or even W.

So as part of a publicity stunt by Heinz, the 57th pick in this year's NFL Draft is getting a lifetime supply of ketchup. The 57th pick was Logan Jones, drafted by the Chicago Bears. Seems like he'll be a good fit in Chicago...as long as he keeps that ketchup off his hot dogs. 😛

The Chicago Bears drafted Logan Jones with the 57th pick in the 2026 NFL Draft. As part of a promotion with Heinz, he will receive a lifetime supply of ketchup. Heinz, 57, you know... Hopefully Logan will relish his NFL career and cut the mustard with this improving Bears team. ...condiment puns.

Meanwhile Trump, his family and his fellow wealthy benefactors cash in on stocks, oil futures and other commodities every time he makes an announcement regarding tariffs, Iran, etc. and nobody bats an eye. Seems like insider trading is only wrong if someone else does it. Fucking hypocrites.

And there it is, Trump publicly claiming Virginia's election yesterday was "rigged". Also, Trump saying he's "an extraordinarily brilliant person"? Are you fucking kidding me? 🤣 This is just one step closer to getting this deranged, insanely idiotic motherfucker out of the White House for good!

🎶I dial it in and tune the station they talk about the US inflation I understand just a little no comprende, it's a riddle🎶 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz6P...

The two of them were longtime friends, having been classmates and roommates while attending Julliard in the early 1970s. They would go on to do excellent work in their respective fields of entertainment. One can only imagine how much more Christopher could have done had he not had his tragic injury.

QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood!

Want a fun night? Get stoned and/or drunk and watch the 1981 film Heavy Metal. I've watched it while sober and while shitfaced, and it's one hell of an experience either way. Just the opening scene should be enough to let you know that this is some good shit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bla1...

🎶Just one more fight and I'll be history Yes, I will straight up leave your shit And you'll be the one who's left Missin' me🎶

I'm permanently suspended on Twitter, but I can still drop in and see how things are going over there, and... Yeah, maybe I should be glad I'm banned. I'll miss interacting with the people I actually care about over there, but life ain't always fair, and you have to make the best of it.

Okay, since Bluesky is stable at this point, I can say the following: - Shit happens - Fuck Trump (and everyone who works for him, supports him and voted for him) - I'll be posting more here, especially since I'm suspended indefinitely from Twitter That's it for now. Stay cool, y'all.

Hot take: INXS should've won enough votes to be inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. They had a solid string of hits in the '80s, and maintained relevance up to (and even after) Michael Hutchence's death. Just based on their show at Wembley Stadium in 1991, they deserve the honor.

Time and again, I'll tell myself I'll stay clean tonight But their little green wheels are following me Oh no, not again youtube.com/clip/Ugkxddw...

Okay, here's a problem that's pissing me off. I use a wireless headset on my PC, and it keeps cutting out when I'm playing Fortnite. It works again when I manually adjust the volume on my PC, but it always cuts back out within a minute or two. It exclusively happens when I'm playing Fortnite. WTF?

Here's what a former President had to say about the results of the election in Hungary. Can't wait to see what the current President has to say. He'll probably do like he did here and claim the election was rigged and stolen. Unlike Trump, though, it looks like Orbán willing to accept defeat.

The opposition party in Hungary has won. Viktor Orbán's reign of tyranny and corruption is coming to an end, and the Hungarian people will hopefully usher in a new era of prosperity. So you see, it is possible for an evil dictator to be removed from power. Let's all hope it happens here next.

Anyone out there play Fortnite? Any of you on PC with a wireless headset? Whenever I play, my headset cuts out and doesn't work again until I manually adjust the volume. I've tried many suggested fixes, but nothing works. I hate having to interrupt my game every 10 fucking seconds to fix my audio.

That girl inside you learned that life is indeed harsh and painful, but she remained persistent and is still among us to this day. How do I know that? Because she's the same girl who posted this for all of us to see. 🙂👍

Not only that, but DHS has already positioned themselves against people coming into our country, basically warning them not to overstay their welcome, or they'll be detained. With the overwhelming hostility towards foreign people both inside and outside of our country, I agree. No World Cup here.

We're once again doing the "wo weeks" thing, this time after a threat to destroy Iran. Look, even if Trump wasn't going to do it, he still made a direct public threat to commit GENOCIDE. That is not something we can ignore, and Congress needs to reconvene and impeach this deranged motherfucker NOW.

TACO Tuesday! Trump has predictably suspended his impending obliteration of Iran, claiming that he and Iran are negotiating a ceasefire. He has called for a two-week suspension of military strikes against Iran. Now we all know what's going to happen next.

myretrotvs.com If you're a nostalgic mofo like me, you'll appreciate what this site has to offer. Pick a decade, pick the kind of stuff you want to watch...and off you go. Change the channel, change the year, change the decade. It's all in your hands. Don't thank me. Thank #MyRetroTVs

Add two more, they'd be the Supreme Basketball Court.

Trump posted on social media early Saturday that if the Strait of Hormuz wasn't opened in the next 48 hours, "all Hell will reign down on them." Hours ago, he made a lengthy post about saving a downed fighter pilot after an F-15E got shot down by Iran. Comparing the two posts...something's off.

Well, Donald's gone dark and we know the White House isn't gonna tell us what's going on until they have control of the narrative. Guess it's time to bring this back out for the occasion:

As a Rush fan, I'll always appreciate those who attempt to play one of their songs on an instrument. For starters, they are much more courageous and dedicated than I. I have no instrument other than my voice, and it's not up to par. Good work here, Emily. Keep doing what you do, and be proud. 🙂👍

Snow has returned in GTA Online! ...probably just for today, though. #AprilFools

He's also a hypocrite x2. In 2023 he stated the President does not have the power to dictate the legality of birthright citizenship. Now he goes on Fox News claiming it's up to the President to make that decision. Nothing but spineless sycophants and soulless dumbasses in this administration.

Well, I guess it's official. My days on Twitter are over. They received my appeal and decided to uphold their decision to permanently suspend my account. The post that got me banned was far less controversial than what other users get away with regularly, but whatever. Can't do anything about it.

Of course, one of Trump's biggest ass-kissers will promote the idea of Trump going for another term. As unconstitutional as it is, good luck getting Trump re-elected after all the shit he's done to our country. Unless they're going to rig yet another election... x.com/i/status/203...

So I'm assuming that my Twitter/X suspension is permanent, which sucks because I interact with several cool people there that likely aren't over here... So be it. I apparently got kicked out for making a reference to inanimate objects in pro wrestling. If that's too much for them, then fuck 'em. 🖕