heyyyyy

so you’ll never guess what i did

i fear i’m starting to forget about this app already..

be normal today chase be normal today chase be normal today chase

LOVE being gay

it’s craaaaazy that i can just like… change myself whenever i want to !!!

roomie still isn’t awake and all i want is to watch his 200 pound puppy play in the snow 🥺

i don’t think this new ethel cain album was made for me………….

i was telling my (painfully heterosexual) older brother about a falling out i had with a friend and this man says “thanks i’ve been really needing some tea lately”

i met a straight man in a bar last year and every single morning he sends me a snap of his ceiling fan to maintain our snap streak. i don’t know where he lives or what he does or really anything about him but he’s my best friend and i would literally die for him

me in high school

can’t decide if i want to go back to school or if i want to start a podcast or if i want to start loving myself

EVERYTHING IS ROMANTIC

they should let you pause the movie in a theater so that everyone can make out with each other in the middle of it

well that didn’t last long

haven’t been gay yet this year… so far so good…

new sabrina drink was fine i guess

taking my horny ass to see nosferatu tonight

my fav part of having a straight roomie is all his hot straight friends who are forced to be friends with me too

i think airport crushes are the most devastating of all

5 years ago i joined a random twitter gay group chat and today i’m at an elopement party for one of them life is so beautiful

supporting my favorite christmas movie at the family gathering :)

aaron taylor-johnson wants me sooooo bad

i do not think i am well 😍

BURRITO BOWL IS IN ITS LITTLE TAXI ON THE WAY HERE

it is saturday night and i am watching football instead of being a homosexual

starting to realize i’m one of the only gay people in my whole family….like it’s really up to me…..

hello lgbtq

I AM GOING TO GET HOTTER AND FUNNIER NEXT YEAR

interstellar was one of the greatest movies i’ve ever seen idk how i went 10 years without ever knowing it existed

traffic is so STUPID like just GO !!!

i’ve seen 3 friends get engaged in the last week

i am going to have a GOOD FUCKING DAY

hot people shouldn’t be allowed to be super religious

hope it’s ok to post this

I HATE POSTING ON INSTAGRAM BUT I AM GOD’S FAVORITE SOLDIER

let my roommate’s dog out for him

ELPHIE???

santa is DL by the way

another beautiful day of not knowing what the fuck is going on

ok what does it mean when a straight man in the gym stares directly at you while doing hip thrusts

this is crazy lmao

opening grindr in the Queer screening……..just in case…..

paul mescal i have received the subliminal messages you were sending me on snl last night and i am on my way to your home

my roommates dog just ate a raw chicken

hi