Today my therapist said “people in your generation don’t have kids; they just have cats and dogs.” Lol she’s right for the majority and it’s because the economy threw us away

Niacinamide

10/24 -Hooker Mouthwash distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

I like to paint my gf’s nails because I’m usually too impatient to paint a full canvas

I don’t think they need to do historical restorations on Cleopatra when they can just use a picture of my gf

It’s weird seeing AI generate images that look like me and they are almost always soldiers like in Sparta or Rome

She is my gf so I had to buy her some niacinamide today. I hope she likes it 😘

I made this song called “Hooker Mouthwash,” which will probably be my next single and my cat heard me listening to it in the driveway so he’s over here saying “hooker” lol😆

Niacinamide out now, featuring Rhythm Rax

This is what my cat said to me tonight

I’m a big fan of Klimt, so this drag remake made me laugh

When I told the president that I was being verbally abused for losing my job due to DEI and that no one would allow me to work in my career for over 2 years with AI deleting my job applications, they sent me this letter and it didn’t help at all. Nothing was ever resolved.

Your Hotness (it can be cured) distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

If you want me to collab with elton john then vote here or it will probably never happen styleicon.org/2025/sage-su...

Word of the day to survive a hate crime - SCUB : a shitty cult for ugly bitches. Use sparingly

Women over 40 Never call themselves crazy Women Over 40 Always think they are psychic Women over 40 Will stalk a man to death With sex lies But don’t feel bad When he cries

On the floor #cowboy

10/10 - Niacinamide distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

Chips out now

‪I’m doing good y’all. Recorded a few more songs with my gf and she decided on the stage name Rhythm Rax. The first single “Chips” comes out on Friday distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

Not today

Remix for @honey808sweet.bsky.social

My gf broke these after the barbie premiere b/c they weren’t punk enough

Phone wallpapers for fans

Most fans know my pronouns

Local missionaries tried to hang me for this hat, but it is just a taco demon logo. The free tacos and margs I drank during the savage summer album were clearly a gift from God.q

I’m confident because I don’t have a choice. I tried to be silent and they made laws to oppress us. When I’m silent, women still sexually harrass me, so I don’t have a choice but to have a public image. If I hadn’t been a model, then they probably would have sexually harrassed me to death. #modeling

What happens after they steal your empanadas? www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0D9...

Went more punk

Always want to disappear when people are totally uncool or homophobic. That’s what the book is about mostly but I’m a realist so the ending is not optimistic. a.co/d/h6uCKw