The gang's all here except the third baby possum who ran off. I think the chipmunk startled it.

This little cutie has been hiding under the umbrella for at least 30 minutes.

I am normally asleep when the vacuum runs at night, but I've stayed up late the last two nights. So it's made me think someone was coming to get me two nights in a row.

I'm running a possum daycare here. Am I the Disney princess? 🥰

OMG, there is a camel cricket in my basement and it jumped at me twice. Jon either has to kill it or we gotta move. They're not supposed to jump AT you. 😭

An officiant ghosted me after telling me on May 29 to send her dates that worked to discuss. We moved on and hired someone who is amazing. Guess who emailed me today to ask if we still needed someone. That's a 10 for audacity but come ON miss ma'am.

Vax gang 💪💪

Flu and covid shots for 2025 are officially obtained! I recommend getting yours before the governor decides to change it so that we can't get them without a prescription like the 16 states doing that shit currently.

I have an appt to ruin my weekend aka get a flu and covid shot this evening. Fingers crossed they don't give me trouble about the covid one. They told my doctor's office that I didn't need a prescription when they tried to call it in.

I watched Grandma Ann (per her license plate) turn left from the middle lane in front of a cop earlier and that's one of the dumbest things I've seen anyone do in a while. I noticed because I was trying to figure out where the cop had gone because I'm a paranoid person. 🤣

My internet has been out since about noon and I am spiralling.

I hide the rage at men most of the time, but there is a man making a woman in my life sad and I really wanna beat him with a baseball bat.

That new Dexter is fantastic. I'm mad at myself for starting it before all the episodes came out.

So many James Dobson posts. 🤣👏🎉

I used the last of my peaches for lunch. 😍 I love peach season.

As a southern person, the act of feeding someone is so sacred to me and recently, I keep getting criticism about everything I make. I am so tired. It's ruined the whole thing for me and I don't know what to do. Another topic for therapy, I suppose.

The world is a mess, but look at my baby dinosaur. 😍

My job is very into AI lately and all the boot enjoyers make me feel like I'm running around screaming about Soylent green.

Does everyone feel like an alien in a human suit desperately trying to hide the fact that you're an alien?

Why am I having the sort of day that Dusty Springfield can't fix? 😭

ADHD tip: Don't crush Penzeys dried peppers with your hands, get distracted and then forget to wash your hands and burn your face like I just did. 😭 Thankfully remembered the milk tip from the Ferguson protests and had some numbing cream, but OW!

I already loved South Park, but damn if I don't love it a little more today.

These cuties are chilling. Poppy is feeling the heat like the rest of us and refuses to leave the basement. (Please note: my house is a sensible 74. See also: the Jujubee gif I can't attach.)

Jon was on the phone immediately after I read about Trisha Paytas' new baby's name, so I had to write him a note about it bc that news could not wait. 🤣

I hate Drag Race. 🙄

I cannot get over that cheating CEO releasing a statement about it being troubling that he got cheating in public. Sir, if you don't sit your ass down and shut up. 🙄 I hope his wife leaves him homeless.

I have hired the wrong people for hair and makeup bc they are driving me crazy and we have 8 damn months left.

I stumbled among Alexa to play Walking in the Rain by The Ronettes and ended up with a Ronettes heavy playlist that has been life changing. I may never turn it off.

Today feels like it's gonna be a rough one and I'm fucking furious to be awake right now.

My goodness, I just adore her. It should be accessible to all, but we live in an actual clown car. people.com/olivia-rodri...

I've been watching these great videos on Instagram of a woman who talks about how she has all this rich people shit and I think that's why Facebook just showed me $500 pajamas. But her rich people stuff is that her bedrooms have headboards, which is more doable than $500 pajamas.

I was cutting the grass earlier and the neighbor managed to get right behind me below I noticed. Y'all, I fully shrieked in that man's face. 🤣 I feel bad for anyone who startles me bc I am gonna holler every time.

Assassin kitties, adorable bunny butts and a juvenile blue jay at my house this morning. Just living my Disney princess fantasies. 😍

@kathygotpugs.bsky.social Are you following Yvonne LaFleur? I can't wait to get back to Nola so I can visit her store.

Spotted in SoCo earlier. I love her.

After the first officiant I wanted to book turned out to be insane, I asked the photographer for a rec. She suggested the person who did her wedding. Sounds great, right? Yeah, that person almost immediately ghosted me. (Gonna have to examine that in therapy for sure.)

Google is failing me here. Does anyone know what this is? It's just been hanging in my backyard for a while. I'm afraid to go outside in case I disturb it.

Mama has been causing chaos with the cats but coming up on the porch during the day. I suspected she must be a mama and she proved me right last night. I love them.

Lightning Strikes is probably my favorite song for kitchen dancing. It really lends itself to flailing around. So many acts from this era are passing and it just reminds me that I'll never get to see them.

I went grocery shopping for the foods I'm apparently allowed to eat now. I only made sad eyes at the spinach a couple times. Arugula is a shit substitute. Bought Honeycomb because apparently that's okay. That bacon is allowed is infuriating. Fuck kidney stones.

Looking at the list of stuff that doesn't cause kidney stones and my entire diet is on the bad list. Fucking bacon is on the good list and spinach is bad. Guess which one I eat all the time? 😭

Aww, that convicted rapist Brock Allen Turner (who goes by Allen Turner now) is still afraid to go in public. I don't know about y'all, but I needed some good news today. (Bringing this from Twitter since no one is there and it made me happy.) www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/...

Do I know any recruiters? Specifically ones who maybe work with data management jobs?

I've got a pounding headache that I have a suspicion might be from withdrawal from the meds they had me on and that is terrifying bc what if I need them again?

Well, I had a bit of a meltdown at work and feel like an idiot. I don't understand how I'm supposed to just keep going while this body tries to kill me and pretend like I'm not losing my mind.

It is sincerely irritating to me that I live in a place with the best water and I gotta foul it up with lemon because my lame ass kidneys wanna act a fool.

If music deaths come in threes, I would love for the cover art for Sabrina Carpenter's new album to be #3 for this week. (Then we also don't have to lose anyone else!) The imagery around her is so uncomfortable.

Dragged myself out of bed to make dinner with Jon's supervision. Orange chik'n pineapple fried rice. It's so good and easy to make.

Something that keeps confusing me lately is how people take pain pills recreationally. These things make me feel like shit and frankly, barely touch the pain. I feel like a damn zombie all the time and I can't remember shit. I keep getting lost in the middle of conversations.

Jon's parents sent me these beautiful flowers. My former in-laws were not huge fans of me, so this is a moment I never thought I'd have.