The coach's philosophy is teaching me nihilism. #Crew96

Don't care about the ex, but can we get an annulment? #Crew96

John Henry didn't die for this

*coughs*

Someone I know had their aura read. Not by a human witch. By an electronic sensor device. I have never been so offended by something I didn't believe in to begin with.

Traditions are just seasonal chores.

You can take the #USMNT outta the hex, but you can't take the hex outta the USMNT

I mean, that's about as good as that roster could expect to perform. #Crew96

Gregory Maguire's A Lion Among Men killed my interest in recreational reading for many, many years.

At least the defense stabilized? #Crew96

For those who have read the His Dark Materials books, the modern GOP has felt like that scene where they expose the supreme cosmic being to the elements and it just crumbles to dust. Except the crumbling is on the geologic time scale

I posted this after Auckland's first game. Today they go home legends. Maybe there's something in this tournament.

That's what we all wanted from the #CWC, right? Because there's a few more of those games coming up.

Damn. Inter must've doordashed that Pachuca hotel last night

I stand by it. #Crew96

They're not BAD...they're just not GOOD #Crew96

This announcer is terrible. #CHAvCLB #MLS #AppleTV

Weird thought: why is rivalry week also one of the weeks there's mid-week games?

. @becauseconcacaf.bsky.social the homie checking in from the CONCACAFiest 2nd leg you could fathom

Let it out Herbie. Full heel-turn into OSU homer. Please.

The Crew's March: 3/1 MLS @NE, 3/4 CCC @LAFC/Colorado, MLS 3/8 in CBus, CCC 3/13 in CBus, MLS 3/18 @SD. That's some air miles racking up.

Good start for the #USMNT! Pepi finish!