Orson, you're weird.

Just try not to break this one huh?

Oh, I see! Keys! Those Ancients sure wanted to keep someone out...

Beard? Dragon? What?

Getting ghosts to fight your battles for you... How the never mighty have sunk even lower...

There were monsters in the pit. It's a good job you didn't try to retrieve the key yourself!

You're tough... but you're dumb.

Don't push me!

Aah, well. Least this birthday's still better than my twentieth!

Aw, thanks, schnookie. Happen to see any sign of the birthday boy?

Yeeow! Forcefield!

This is my salvation, the tool of my liberty from the mighty fortress - away from the clinking chains, the burning eyes. Oh those burning eyes, red and glowing in the darkness, they see everything, everything!

HI, MISS-US MUN-CHY...

Oh my! Those are nice teeth...

Erwin's stupid, but he's not completely stupid. Why do you think he's willing to risk world catastrophe just to power a few robots?

Pinky's fine, Pac-Man. She can help you too! Try calling for her up ahead, and see what she can do.

Look for a way to use the ancient machinery against that machine!

That's true, my boy! But their fate is no mystery to the trained archaeological eye! It's the oldest story, I'm afraid. A tale of greed, of tampering with mysterious forces, and then of running and screaming and dying.

That's it! Stomp him! Zap him! Call him names! Poke him with a stick! Just... DO SOMETHING!

Looks locked from here.

So that's an integral fragulty. Neat!

I'm gonna get'cha!

There were monsters in the pit. It's a good job you didn't try to retrieve the key yourself!

Well, yes, it's entirely possible, when one considers things have not been going well... What am I saying?

Still need another piece.

Pac-Man: 1, stupid busted robot: 0.

If my calculations are correct, and they are, you're in the Spectral Realm, just as planned.

I'm going to be doing a lot of this aren't I?

Meany!

Hahahahaa.. They'll be dealt with!

If I'm comin' atcha kinda slow, it's 'cause I'm busy thinkin' o' all the things I'm gonna do to ya!

Move swiftly, and luck be your companion.

One thing at a time, Orson. Sorry Erwin, I've business to attend to.

Are you guys attracted to the color yellow or something?

Right now I'm just trying to get rid of some Spectral Syphons and stop this realm from collapsing around our ears.

Evil AND nutritious!

You ever heard of Pinky and Blinky?

Wow... big, green, obviously hungry.

Always keep your feet on the ground, Erwin!

Heeeelllppp meeeeeeee..

I wouldn't have tasted very nice anyway!

Aha! Look what I've found! A... glowy thing!

Oh, you guys have zero chance now.

His feet are perfectly normal, Ors. It's that machinery at the other end that has the issues.

You guys could use a little salt.

I... I think I've found the giant syphon Ors! And I think I found the guys who are guarding it... Oh boy!

Are you sure your armor's thick enough?

Do we have to talk now? I think they know I'm here.

Oh, hello again.. How did you get here?

I assume you have a logical explanation for your whereabouts?