what do we need to do, as a nation, to make alexi lalas go away forever?

the og ochoa isn’t in the net?!

not them busting out the bulls theme for the first game intros

portugal can make the final if ronaldo plays off the bench

i bet jimmy carr eats pussy with a bib

gotta remember to make my dark horse world cup picks even though a dark horse team has never won

accusing others genuine behavior as insincere is more of an indication that you go around acting fake sincere than anything else

i gave the lesbian money to a birthday lesbian

am i allowed to spend this? or is it worth more because it’s june?

oh

overheard passing the bar across from my apartment: "i was born and raised in massachusetts." "is that in the midwest?" 😵‍💫😖

night marsh made me audibly scream for the first time in years

racism in china makes americans look like the minor leagues

not ready for june

helluva game gg spurs

SGAs power move in NBA The Run is a super flop

liking mixtape is valid disliking mistape is valid shitting on the things other people like just because you're absolutely miserable in life says a whole lot more about you than it does the people who like the game you despise it wasnt enjoyable for me personally- but im happy if you loved it

dude can you PLEASE stop farting in the submarine

cardinals being the only nfc west team to not host world cup games is very on brand for those outcasts

syri play ace of base

that day opera gx made eric andre yell at us lives rent free in my brain

when's domnautica 2 coming out?

happy ten year anniversay of blizzard slowly ripping my heart out and shifting from my favorite game company to a bitter ex

uncle ruckus if he were deep sea creature

imagine how many colossal squids are hidden in the ocean if a sperm whales diet is estimated to be 80% colossal calamari

if you don’t want to feel like a creep than stop being one

no diego luna is wild

ok bro like... what if they made subnautica but like... on land bro?

i was today years old when i realized TLCs red light special is singing about making a sex tape

I'm going to make a game like the quarry with the goal of having at least ONE of the teenagers be likeable

what does the TL know about stalking protective orders? i might need one.

ill have my cakes by the ocean (im playing subnautica 2)

made the mistake of asking one of my furry friends what they plan to do with their pokemon and i no longer have the will to live

sending in the big guy to take care of wolverine is called the deus ex magneto

every "bad dog" has a bad human that made them that way

Pragmata sure is generating a lot of brain-dead takes on the internet.

lumpy space princess, kona gold, and jelly roll. - which one you smoking?

this game is incredible

literally is literally the most over-used word in the english language (and often improperly)

bulma is the most important character in the dragon ball universe and no i will not be taking any questions

i don't believe in astrology but i do believe in "fuck taurus season"

made this for my friend- he hasn't replied to me

maui wowie is the best strain of weed to say in christopher walkens voice

a customer drew a picture of me and gave it to me with their phone number. too autiismo to interpret this correctly

i hate the internet

there is so much to unpack here- but just imagine spending all of your time going around leaving comments on youtube about a video game you don’t like 🤣

luigi's mansione

here’s hoping the third time will be the charm

marathon is the most rewarding game in terms of applying the knowledge you learn from playing into progressing its on sale- go get it

loneliness is the new pandemic- i haven’t been hugged since last year.