not me sleeping through a tornado

you ever get home, look at your oven, and be like “awww shit. my power went out today.”

all is how it should be

slack is just professional discord

when someone says “just between us girls.”

what’s your recently streamed and suggested streamers bars looking like today?

getting that deep itch to watch markiplier play all the fnaf games for the 20th time

i’d like to thank the academy. my niece for giving me 2 EX cards even though she didn’t have doubles, and my lovely little sister for giving me Alakazam

i can hear the wires vibrating in the walls but i can’t hear what the person directly in front of me is saying

my friend vapes and i sent her a funny video about me being by myself in 50 years cause all my friends like flavored nicotine more then breathing and her exact reply was “i see how it is but you don’t want to outlive me.” and i’ve never been clocked so hard lmao

favorite thing is when i’m scrolling on tiktok and then i get one of those bird feeder lives. like yessssss. pretty birds.

think i might be afraid of kangaroos

you know the friendship is real when you’re both have VERY specific sleeping styles and they are complete opposites but you still have sleep overs

me: *gets back from the store* smoke alarm: BEEP me: don’t worry i got your fucking juice box

whenever a “big day” that my appearance may be important for coming up i get a sudden and strong urge from deep within me to trim my bangs. this is not a good idea ever :D

it feels like i’m shouting at god

i need these cards. trades???

very tired. longest month of my life. see you in february

i don’t think being kind to others should be a controversial political opinion

covering up with a blanket fresh out of the dryer

2024 recap finally posted! youtu.be/N-8hTcaCSY4?...

me, in -5 degree weather, googling how to increase my carbon foot print because maybe we need just a little bit more global warming

i keep habitually going to open tiktok send help

🎶do you hear the people sing…🎶

face revealed on tiktok today 🥲 very emotional ending to an era

spending my last day on tiktok being unhinged on main is really the best way to wrap it up

okay but where do they get the hearts from?

I think about this moment at least 2 times a week cause the anger was semi real @hpmudcrab.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/QsOGo...

i got a cute little hook for my headset, but my first instinct is still to throw it on the floor.

on mornings like these i can’t help but think about how much better my life would be if the button on my key that started my car worked

screaming crying throwing up

okay i went from like 650 followers on the clock app to 895 in about 48 hours which is insane and kinda making me think MAYBE i can actually hit 1000 before the ban soooo…. help me out maybe????

my sister was at work and her coworker laughed at her phone and showed kessy a tiktok that popped up on her fyp kessy goes “oh yeah that was fun.” her coworkers like “what do you mean?” and she goes “that stream. with jasmine. that was fun.” her coworker continues to stare “brother that’s me.”

something fun you can do: ask ai to summarize one of your stream vods to you. it’s so nice about it

can i get 1000 followers on the clock app before the US government takes away my one source of consistent dopamine? probably not, but it’s weird how many i’ve gotten today

look i’m sorry i was doing so well, but i HAD to open the bird app (or i guess letter app) to see the DSMP beef

who is your favorite and least favorite pokémon? might break some hearts with this one

y’all i’m so mad that i went outside and SHOVELED

GASP

just started rewatching new girl and i can feel myself regulating

the squad 🐥

trying to post a tiktok every day till the 19th and make this youtube video before yesterday is more difficult than i thought it would be 😂

we live in a society where people with full time jobs have to sell their plasma to pay their bills

you know what’s funnier then 24?

happy new year ❄️

psst. come hang out (est) 12/30 - 7:30 pm - Sons Of The Forest Finale w/ Kessy 1/3 -7:30 pm - Palworld w/ El Spookie Bois 1/4 - 3:00 pm - The Rift SMP

no words. only 😮

do something kind this week ❤️❤️❤️

my entire brand can be easily summed up by the Nintendo Wii Theme song

i like making things like lego sets and puzzles but i don’t like having them you feel me? like i want to make my cool thing, take a little picture, then burn it so it never takes up anymore space again.